The Trial of Derek Chauvin - Judgement(?) Day(?) has arrived!

[Dyn]

Wrong! At that time of day at the exact spot the planets alligned and chauvins heart was two times smaller that day also he didn't share his green eggs and ham or something.

aliens possessed Chauvin to grind his knee against Floyd's neck as stated Mr Nelson

Chauvin didn't stand on Floyd's neck, he applied a taught restraint that appears in Minneapolis Police Department materiel. Either Chauvin applied this restraint incorrectly and this resulted in negligent homicide (although I didn't see that argument appear during the trial), George Floyd did something that later resulted in his demise while in police custody, or a freak accident occurred and it resulted in Floyd's death. Do you believe in any of these? What exactly do you believe happened that constitutes a guilty verdict?

Heh, the funny thing is you guys making up these ironic fantasy stories are still doing a better job than Chauvin's lawyer.

 

[aussiejinjo]

how long does it normally take an american jury to reach a verdict

whats the av. deliberation time

 

[Big Meaty Claws]

Any idea on the Verdict yet? I'm late.

 

[kūhaku]

Full-acquittalCHADs, how are we feeling?

 

[LukeMcGregor]

He deliberately stood on a black man's neck until he died how is this difficult for you to grasp? There was bodycam footage and everything.

He was just practicing the liontamer

 

[TheBest]

I wish for any Kiwi living in the state of MN to be safe and secure during these unholy times. God speed, Kiwis.

 

[Rotollo 2]

Minneapolis burns yet again.

How many times has it been at this point, at least rome was a one and done, this is just chronic like irritable bowel syndrome

 

[ogmudbone]

Just remember whatever happens we're all here to have fun laughing at retards and to not let it ruin your day if things dont burn down as brightly as you were hoping for.

Theres always next time.

Yeah, wasnt there like several blacks who obviously dindu nuffin and hot gunned down recently. By the police i mean.

 

[Niggernerd]

Heh, the funny thing is you guys making up these ironic fantasy stories are still doing a better job than Chauvin's lawyer.

Thank you Dyn

 

[mr.moon1488]

Any idea on the Verdict yet? I'm late.

Still nothing. Supposedly they've reached a verdict, but it hasn't been announced yet.

 

[Extreme Aneurysm]

TO SNEED OR NOT TO SNEED
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to SNEED The slings and arrows of outrageous SNEED, Or to take arms against a sea of SNEED, And, by SNEED, end SNEED?”

 

[LUNEKO]

I wish for any Kiwi living in the state of MN to be safe and secure during these unholy times. God speed, Kiwis.

And if you're enough of a crackhead hope you get at least a big TV

 

[Tiger Jack]

Can I still Sneed during the riots?

You can Sneed, you can feed. Hell, you can even seed.

But don't you dare chuck!

 

[HARSH NOISE]

Heh, the funny thing is you guys making up these ironic fantasy stories are still doing a better job than Chauvin's lawyer.

Do you get off on acting this retarded or are you just having a good ol' time in general?

 

[Merry]

Full-acquittalCHADs, how are we feeling?

Feeling that anything is really possible rn, expect the best, prepare for the worst.

 

[Aunt Marge]

- I thought you were going to find him guilty!
- Oh, no, I said acquittal! That's what I call verdict!

Old minnesotan tradition!

 

[Quijibo69]

Back to the Future. To be continuance?

 

[Strawberry Sorbet]

Say your prayers now.

 

[Big Meaty Claws]

you guys ready for the 2021 edition of 2020's fucking retarded riots

 

[Fat retard]

He’s guilty as fuck but it’ll be hilarious when he’s inevitably acquitted or they mistrial