The Trial of Derek Chauvin - Judgement(?) Day(?) has arrived!

[Sm0kINHaZefEEliNBlaZEd]

How many pages? I literally can't sneed anymore.

 

[MuuMuu Bunnylips]

No thanks. I still have dignity. Not much, but some.

You don't have to get the whole thing in there, man; I'm not gonna judge.

 

[Ruin]

Remember Sneed? It's back in pog form.

 

[Aryanne]

@981 Did nothing wrong. In. Sneed. We. Trust.

 

[Pope of Degeneracy]

Does anyone else feel like this Chauvin verdict must be what it felt like for Gen X + boomers when they were watching the OJ verdict in 1995

 

[Chiri]

It brings a tear to my eye how far Sneedposting has come. From existing only to disrupt Simspons threads on /tv/ to being a legitimate staple of the chan-sphere. God bless the Sneedclave!

 

[L50LasPak]

mfw when we miss the actual verdict because of Sneedposting.

 

[ln18]

At least we can look forward to a future documentary crying about Sneed nazis and maybe a Simpsons episode attempting to 'reclaim' Sneed

 

[Aryanne]

Does anyone else feel like this Chauvin verdict must be what it felt like for Gen X + boomers when they were watching the OJ verdict in 1995

No not really, this verdict imo carrys a lot more weight, chimpouts burning down entire cities wouldn't have happened in relation to the OJ verdict .

 

[Intelligent Calcium]

This cameraman is playing with my heart.

 

[irishAzoth]

GUILTY GUILTY GULLY GILLY GIMME GIMME GIMME

 

[MikeFoxtrotTango]

Faggots in Oakland and San Francisco getting preemptively sneeded. "We are a black-owned business! We support the protests! Just please don't smash our windows!"

You cannot negotiate with screaming foederati mobs.
You can only shoot or run.
It is your choice to make.
So why the fuck can nobody acknowledge this?

 

[The First Fag]

You don't have to get the whole thing in there, man; I'm not gonna judge.

Too fucking bad. I still have too much dignity even for just the tip.

 

[aussiejinjo]

Does anyone else feel like this Chauvin verdict must be what it felt like for Gen X + boomers when they were watching the OJ verdict in 1995

i think it might be for internet shitlords, but for everyone else this is nowhere near as big a deal as OJ was

 

[Doinker Marmalade]

HANDS UP, DROP THE SNEED

 

[DiabeticSP]

I bet these motherfuckers made up their mind yesterday and are playing increasingly prolonged 'best of 15' rock paper scissors tournaments to see who has to be the one to read the verdict.

"Shit guys lets just stall til Friday then we have all weekend to let things blow over"

 

[Pepito The Cat]

Does anyone else feel like this Chauvin verdict must be what it felt like for Gen X + boomers when they were watching the OJ verdict in 1995

So... mild interest and mostly apathy at the broken justice system?

 

[MembersSchoolPizza]

Ok, sneedery aside, real question: How can a president just outright say "I hope the jury votes in this way", and that not be considered influencing the trial? Is it only because they're already in deliberations?

 

[Jarolleon]

Give me a mistrial.
Give me an acquittal.

I don't care about Floyd OR Chauvin. I just want to see more dead city-slicker CNN-addict normans.
It's about fucking time this particular falling empire finally fucking succumbed to its foederati.

Norman saw on English oak.

On English neck a Norman yoke;
Norman spoon to English dish,
And England ruled as Normans wish;
Blithe world in England never will be more,
Till England's rid of all the four.

I guess it wasn't called the Great Anglo-Saxon Southland for nothing.

 

[Fentanyl Floyd]