The Trial of Derek Chauvin - Judgement(?) Day(?) has arrived!

[The Demon]

BRACE FOR IMPACT, PUT THE "i proudly support black lives matter" SIGNS OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSES

 

[ObeseScreamingBlackMan]

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEsneed

Dammit. Guess I'll be on my phone at work all night.

And, once again strategically parking at work so I can escape via the steam tunnels if the zombies come.

 

[Not Really Here]

Jury-Guilty on all charges.
Defense-Move for mistrial as 2 of the charges are mutually exclusive.
Judge-Overruled, that would be a good thing to bring up on appeal.
Mob-He didn't get 1st degree murder! Burn it down!

 

[Merried Senior Comic]

Guilty of Feeding but NOT guilty of Sneeding.

 

[ConfederateIrishman]

In the end does it even matter what happens to him? Will it really stop anything?

Ultimately not really, it just means less funni outside of some conservatives getting mad that they overinvested

 

[CoolSixtyNiner]

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Well we have an time set. See you guys in 1h30m

yeah DC is going to jail, where he will be promptly beaten to death. Sneed help him.

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

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IF THE SNEED DON'T FEED YOU MUST DELETE!

Now I'm sad I can't give you a semper fi right here in this thread.
Well, guess I'll have to pin it on some random other post, then.

You're either trolling or just that headachingly retarded.

Just cause your old saggy-assed grifter didn't manage to mobilize enough support don't mean the election was stolen, buddy.

 

[Tree]

I could be wrong because I have not been watching the trial live. But from what I have seen it looks like the main thing the prosecution is saying is that Chauvin is guilty even if what he did did not physically kill him because of his refusal to give aid.

Medical aid was literally on the way.

 

[Terminally Online]

Does anyone else feel like this Chauvin verdict must be what it felt like for Gen X + boomers when they were watching the OJ verdict in 1995

The better 90s analogue to the Chauvin Trial is the Rodney King Trial. Police were caught on video using excessive force (in this case, straight up beating up a guy), and somehow still got off. And Gen X and Boomers watched that one unfold too.

And what happened in that case? The city of LA burned. Mass riots, looting, etc. You can almost expect to see a repeat if Chauvin is acquitted, but at a national scale.

Yes, the longer a jury takes to deliberate is a good sign for the defense.

I don't know if that's really the case here, unless "good for the defense" just means "only convicted of manslaughter".

Chauvin is facing a range of charges, some of which might be a stretch based on the wording of the law. I could see Chauvin beating the 2nd Degree Murder charge. I don't see him beating the one for involuntary manslaughter. But I'll bet there are jurors in there pushing for guilty on all charges, and that's why it's taking a while.

 

[Concho Pete]

It insists upon itself.

I am become Sneed (Formerly Chuck's).

 

[The First Fag]

Hurry the fuck up motherfuckers. The anticipation is killing me.

 

[Tamerlane]

Jury will be guilty on all counts. Need an overturned on appeal option in the poll.

 

[itskaon]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

CHIMP OUT IMMINENT PREPARE ACCORDINGLY

 

[REMEMBERMKULTRA]

I'm so excited for the riots! I haven't been this giddy since Capitol Hill.

 

[TurkishOreo]

I don't know why I'm so hyped for this when it's just gonna be pain somewhere down the road

It's because no matter what the verdict is we'll see Minneapolis end up being a lawless shithole which makes Brazil proud.

 

[Pope of Degeneracy]

Nick Rekieta is doing a livestream of the verdict:

 

[Fuck Y'all]

goodnight from Poland
and see ya at other side

 

[Aryanne]

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CHIMP OUT IMMINENT PREPARE ACCORDINGLY

https://twitter.com/Breaking911/status/1384590659118637056 post link

 

[The First Fag]

Now I'm sad I can't give you a semper fi right here in this thread.
Well, guess I'll have to pin it on some random other post, then.

Just cause your old saggy-assed grifter didn't manage to mobilize enough support don't mean the election was stolen, buddy.

I dunno man, over two hundred or so affidavits claiming shit's fucked may lead to the contrary.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Hitler's bday today. Maybe Odin will give us an aquittal in his memory

Paganism is gay and St Boniface did nothing wrong.

Just cause your old saggy-assed grifter didn't manage to mobilize enough support don't mean the election was stolen, buddy.

> saggy assed grifter

Good afternoon HHH, are we still terminally afflicted with TDS?