Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Ash Franzetti / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / gothickitteh / ashkat724 / Lynn Brooks / @acekatt - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

Oh no! Louis deleted his Twitter account! What's the reason this time?

  • Spur-of-the-moment decision due to sugar high from drinking ketchup

    Votes: 40 9.2%

  • Got caught calling users racial slurs and attacking cancer patients again

    Votes: 53 12.2%

  • Was $2 short from his monthly $500 iPad purchase

    Votes: 72 16.6%

  • Accidentally masturbated to futanari centuar porn made by somebody who voted conservative in 1996

    Votes: 140 32.3%

  • Anger from losing another razor to his triple chin's fat rolls

    Votes: 17 3.9%

  • Realization he hadn't used Kiwi Farms hacking him as an excuse yet

    Votes: 21 4.8%

  • One of his "friends" kindly asked him to stop insulting them for every interaction

    Votes: 50 11.5%

  • Soda-infused projectile vomit hit the "disable account" button

    Votes: 41 9.4%
  • Total voters
    434
I missed this before. It would take him over 3 years to save up for this shiny if he sets $10 aside twice a month. So there'll definitely not be a newy shiny iMac in Lou's grubby palms in the next month or so. :tomgirl:
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Guran-fucking-tee you that as soon as that new iMac becomes available then Louie will ramp up the begging, the grifting, the guilt trips and suicide baiting...all of it will be turned up to 11 in the most obnoxious way until he finally has his new shiny. He's done it so many times already, including threats of getting more and more annoying with his posts, saying he won't shut up until people pay him what he wants. He's such a piece of shit.
 
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Please bookmark this tweet and post it again when he announces he bought it within three months.
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Ow, my head. I'm having a vision of the future!

"Guys, I'm crying right now! A friend bought the new iMac for me, thank you soooooo much!"

-smash cut to 2 weeks later-

"Hey @applesupport, my keyboard keeps disconnecting randomly, why the fuck are you all so useless? I only used the almost dead batteries from my-"

-smashier cut to 2 months later-

"Thinking of selling the iMac now the PS5 is in stock for a bit, SERIOUS OFFERS ONLY"

Then days after selling the iMac, Lou goes into a stock standard "depressive" spiral, questioning his fursona, leaving Twitter permanently for 8 hours and rising like some lard and filth encrusted Phoenix to beg for a "Surface Laptop Go 3" or whatever Microsoft will announce.
 
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The Dude said:
He's done it so many times already, including threats of getting more and more annoying with his posts, saying he won't shut up until people pay him what he wants.
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I would love to know who actually donates to Lou. Who actually reads shit like “I’m not going to stop asking until I get what I want” and thinks, sure I’ll send him $20. Even if you didn’t know Lou was a scammer and buys electronics nonstop, who would read something that so blatantly spells out that the writer feels entitled to money they haven’t earned, and still decides to send him money?
 
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Taylor Swift's Ghostwrite said:
You figured it out! Finally!

That is Lou's fursona. He is a Phoenix made of the fire burning off shitty tires and other assorted trash.
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I originally pictured him as a bin chicken, just a disgusting waste of matter that thrives in filth and bin juices....

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But Trash Phenix is better, since he's in a constant state of being "reborn" but destined to just follow the same endless closed loop cycle of being... Well, Lou.

Trash Phoenix! Instead of flames it's stench lines of unwashed fat rolls and sweat wafting around, chin gunt like a pelican and some mismatched feathers in an unappealing pattern, completely oblivious to just how fucking horrid it is to others. It roosts in a nest of ketchup stained iPads, squawking "CORUST"

Bonus points if it has one mangled foot like some seagulls get.
 
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Lou's Abndoned Tablets said:
I originally pictured him as a bin chicken, just a disgusting waste of matter that thrives in filth and bin juices....

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But Trash Phenix is better, since he's in a constant state of being "reborn" but destined to just follow the same endless closed loop cycle of being... Well, Lou.

Trash Phoenix! Instead of flames it's stench lines of unwashed fat rolls and sweat wafting around, chin gunt like a pelican and some mismatched feathers in an unappealing pattern, completely oblivious to just how fucking horrid it is to others. It roosts in a nest of ketchup stained iPads, squawking "CORUST"

Bonus points if it has one mangled foot like some seagulls get.
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Thanks for reminding me that A Song About Birds exist. It should probably be rewritten to be about Lou.
 
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When did this physical male arrive, and why did Lou not immediately tell us about it, also why did his mother not take to fb with this insult, along with a LOL WE'RE NOT EVEN JEWISH since she undoubtedly brings his mail to him.

I am beginning to suspect Lou is being slightly untruthful guys.

I am absolutely loving his new angle though. "Spam and flowers are torture of such a high degree that nobody deserves them, no matter their crimes". No longer arguing his bad behavior, but that receiving church newsletters is so agonizing that it eclipses scamming thousands of dollars from people.

Then he fails completely and utterly to prove that he received much of what he claims. Then fails to prove that anybody other than himself sent him spam, let alone a kiwifarmer. It's not even believable. Has anybody here even brought up the term kike at all, let alone in reference to him? We're not the ones trying to be offensive to jews... But Lou is well documented using such slurs. Not to mention we wouldn't use that on him anyway, because he is not jewish and it does not apply. Try 'tub of lard' next time, we call you that all the time. And choose something actually funny/relevant, like a site for handcrafted wooden spoons.
 
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Wait, he is complaining about a bunch of shit that is going to his spam folder? THAT is the horrific abuse, that a folder he doesn't even need to check is full of BS someone else signed him up for? I can't even remember the last time I checked my spam folder.

Just more evidence he's doing this to himself.
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I just checked my spam folder and MY GOD you Kiwi assholes have signed me up for all kinds of horrible shit. There's someone in China who wants to sell me slabs of marble, a mailing list for a state congressman in a place I've never been, 15% off some women's razors, and, worst of all, an offer for 10% off Geico car insurance! How do you people know me so well? I've been doxxxxed!1!!! I feel so attacked and intimidated yinz guyz. Gibs money plz, I need a Nintendo Xbox 5000 Playstation to do art commissions.
 
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I find it hilarious that Lou is still whining about "Those evil Kiwis sent me flowers in the hospital, yinz guys! FLOWERS!"

Like, could he have made us sound any less malicious? OH NO, "we" sent a standard "Get well soon" gift to a sick person in the hospital. After we spent MONTHS telling him that he needed to get his foot looked at because it was going to land him exactly where it did.
 
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Has anybody here even brought up the term kike at all
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Every time I read it I think of the scene from Porky's :story:
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I just checked my spam folder and MY GOD you Kiwi assholes have signed me up for all kinds of horrible shit. There's someone in China who wants to sell me slabs of marble, a mailing list for a state congressman in a place I've never been, 15% off some women's razors, and, worst of all, an offer for 10% off Geico car insurance! How do you people know me so well? I've been doxxxxed!1!!! I feel so attacked and intimidated yinz guyz. Gibs money plz, I need a Nintendo Xbox 5000 Playstation to do art commissions.
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fat lou keeps spamming me with "YOUR MAILBOX IS 90% FULL!" and applications to sign up at an Asian dating site.
 
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Seriously Lou, if anyone here wanted to fuck with you, signing you up for random newsletters is probably the last thing on anyone's mind.

Why is this new arc so pathetic?
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I mean, Lou's whole life is pathetic, but the recent e-mail saga is just stupid and boring. Probably a random twitter troll who managed to find this thread and get his info... But of course blaming the big bad Kiwi Farmers is all he has. He's so melodramatic about it as well. It's e-mail spam. Get over it.
 
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