Alot of you wanted this, so here we go.
For a while, our dear friend Conrad Collins had reached a nice, little comfortable monotony.
He was still with his pedo gf.
He still picked retarded fights on twitter.
But all was well.
What follows is the most catastrophic consequences to a moment in internet history.
Digi comes up with a strange psuedo-science, Neurotyping, based mostly off of anime and himself, Neurotyping is self evidently flawed if you know who Conrad Collins is, obviously.
As they are fragments of his own psyche rather than distinct personality types.
Neurotyping would then run away with him as surprisingly alot of Neurotyping people would be unaware as to who Digibro even is, due to the type of community it is marketed to and Conrad’s gradual fade into obscurity.
Digi decides to out himself as a
Transexual! in Early 2020, declaring himself as Diginee, the Loli.
Shortly after this Digi names his then girlfriend (Amanda “May” Morris) Digibro, this confuses thousands and his downward spiral begins.
After coming up with a million different names for himself (Diginee, Digi, Trixie, Beatrice, Bea, B, The Golden Witch, Goldie) dressing up like a cross of Buffalo Bill and Anarchy Stocking, May finally leaves in disgust of the monster she has created, as well as the kidnapping attempt perpetrated by an obsessed faggot who attempted to break in and fuck around following the doxx.
She then turns to obese internet dwarf and casual digi troll Ethan Ralph.
For some reason, May decides to go all God and Country despite not believing in God nor Country.
Ethanol Ralph decides to then go completely schizo (or at least more so than he originally was) and target Digi, making an ass of himself and eventually plummeting himself (somehow) in a lower position than Digi was in.
Around the time of May leaving, Digi acquired and invited into his home a new group of best friends, separating himself from the Procrastinators Podcast guys.
Our cast of characters in this tale of Drugs, Gypsyhood and Trannyism are...
Riley, The Vizier of YGG.
Riley or Billy (his real name) is a Fat, Short, Vindictive Man.
Originally thought of as a Drug Addicted Imbecile, tagalong of Digi who seemed to mooch off of him slightly.
Billy then revealed himself to be a moderately intelligent, spiteful, leech, the likes of which Digi and his upbringing could not defend against.
Ari/Bird/BirdStorc
Bird seems to be the most tolerable of the group, he is a quiet, tall man and is surprisingly not physically repulsive and moderately groomed.
Bird seems like more of a real person, not really putting much care into the retarded music side of things and having a passion for something at least productive, cooking.
Although Bird seems nice, his main problem is that he is a confused homosexual, in denial of the fact that he is not attracted to Digi, the first few episodes of Voidgazers make this evident and hilarious.
Mint
Mint is significantly less important than the other two of Digi’s tagalongs, she’s autistic, she’s an artist and she’s dating Riley, that’s really all to say.
Digi and his friends would then get extraordinarily high, Digi would make a podcast about how fucked up on drugs he is, alas, no-one fucking watched.
Although this wouldn’t be much of a problem due to.
PART 2
THE TRANNYPOCALYPSE.
Our beloved Digibro would transform from this
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To this
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Somehow the Blonde Heroin Addict/Nevada Serial Killer look is more grotesque than the Fat, Hairy, Ogre known as Digibro.
This new formed band of Troons, Closeted Gay Men and Drug Addicts would name themselves The Voidgazers, under the “New Brand” of YGG Studio.
A plan for fame devised by Billy to drive Conrad into complete and utter poverty.
Digi would then private all of his videos, giving everyone two weeks to archive them, Digi then freaked out and privated them immediately around 5 days in, keeping several of them on the channel.
The Guntillicus known as Ethan Ralph would return, in a wrathful force.
Conrad and May would dispute for weeks over May simply collecting her things.
After May accuses Digi of having a gun and Digi accuses May of being a thief, we get.
GUNTILLICUS: THE FINAL SHOWDOWN.
At 2AM, Ethan Ralph and Amanda “May” Morris arrive at Digi’s shithole house in Virginia, after arguing, insults thrown and Billy acting like a faggot, screaming endlessly about Ethan’s height, despite being roughly the same size and height as him, Ethan and Billy get into a good old scrap, funnily enough, Billy’s girlfriend Mint, who is of tiny stature and has autism gets the best hits in.
Digi (from what we can infer) gets the police to review his recording of this fight to see if Ethan Ralph will go to prison.
This is unsuccessful, the group makes some shitty jokes and the arc comes to a close.
THE RV ARC: To Be or Not to Be?
The relevance of KHANTENT! rises yet again, leaving Nate to pack up and move to Digi, so they can make shitty anime videos together.
Slowly Nate started to realise his mistake, uprooting his entire life to facilitate a Drug Addicted AGP who has announced that him and his little group will be pulling a Manson and hitting the road in an RV, to wander the deserts of Nevada, going cross country, etc.
The RV rises in relevance and legendary libtard and former friend of Digi, Ben Saint chimes in, making fun of Digi and commenting on his pitiful situation.
As well as the fact that it is becoming increasingly obvious that the RV does not exist, as their “fund” for it, is selling a few shitty t-shirts that Digi owns, as well as them not having the ingenuity nor patience to maintain and live in an RV.
Apparently the RV is now on the road, which Digi attempts to prove by doing “pitstop reviews” which are just him reviewing random areas with no indication to whether or not it exists, while they refuse to show it due to “doxxing”
Whether or not the RV exists is up to you.
Tune in next time on Faggotball Z.
