US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

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Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?
 
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SojuDrnkr said:
Well, good thing USPS is shitty at everything. All they do is hemeridge money. And everybody that works for the USPS has an IQ of 80
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737 MAX Stan Account said:
Pretty much dead on arrival, just a matter of making it a formality. Establishment Dems blew all their political capital on getting Bidens corpse into the white house, so now all they're going to have to show for it is a lame duck presidency that will be at the mercy of Manchin and the moderate dems.
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Hope the moderate dems hold the agenda hostage.
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https://www.theblaze.com/news/presi...-cancelled-if-americans-refuse-covid-19-shots

"We've got work to do to ensure that everyone has confidence in the safety and effectiveness of all three vaccines."

You hear that guys. You don't need one jab no. You need three. Also, who is this we?
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Continue with these threats Joe, I know you can't enforce them.
Penis Drager said:
Yeah. They're gonna try to make it like another flu shot. And it's going to be about as necessary as yearly flu shots.
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I don't think I've gotten the flu jab for two years, hope I don't drop dead soon.
 
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I haven't been vaccinated since high school. The sweet embrace of death still eludes me.
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The coof vax shilling has begun to make me wonder if anti-vaxxers were right when it comes to Big Pharma and us being guinea pigs.
Kuritan Deplorable said:
The smart cops won't. But the smart cops woulda quit by now. All that's left is the idiots, idealists, and powertrips.
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I have a feeling the military will go the same way.
 
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They're no realizing a few things with the vaccine push:

  1. The "COVID IS KILLING EVERYONE!" narritive has run out. People can see that virtually no healthy, ordinary people are dying outside of extremely rare cases.
  2. People are seeing side-effects firsthand in quite a few folks who get the vaccines. They usually aren't serious (Friends who got it have either had severe headaches for several days or got full-blown COVID), but it shoots the "Vaccines are 100% safe" narrative full of holes.
  3. They're already seeing strains that completely bypass the vaccine. And most of all...
  4. Even if you get the vaccine, you still have to obey all the stupid restrictions.
Why take a risky shot that will only be effective for a few months when you still have to wear a fucking mask everywhere and still have to put up with the Social Distancing bullshit everywhere?


Also, there's a lack of Biden-related stuff in the thread because they're playing their favorite new game, 'Hidin the Biden'!

They're doing everything they currently can to keep him away from the public. I wonder how bad off he is behind closed doors?
 
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They're doing everything they currently can to keep him away from the public.
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They have to, otherwise his foot in mouth disease will kill him.

Similar with Kamala. Fox runs a daily count on her (below). BUT OH!!!! She's meeting with the prez of Guatemala (virtually) on Monday and had this to say today. Guess what? It's climate change that's causing the border surge!!! Yup. How fookin' retarded can any administration be?

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Echo_Ender said:
Also, there's a lack of Biden-related stuff in the thread because they're playing their favorite new game, 'Hidin the Biden'!

They're doing everything they currently can to keep him away from the public. I wonder how bad off he is behind closed doors?
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I noticed this also. Part of me figures that's why Kamala was especially unlikeable in that one speech ("Everyone is laughing!"). Biden is either going to get shoveled out of the White House way ahead of schedule (which means Harris will get the blame for whatever messy policies she has to enact because Biden was supposed to plow the road for her.) Or Biden is in a vegetative state 22 hours a day and Jill Biden is running things and this can be kept up for 8 years.
 
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I noticed this also. Part of me figures that's why Kamala was especially unlikeable in that one speech ("Everyone is laughing!"). Biden is either going to get shoveled out of the White House way ahead of schedule (which means Harris will get the blame for whatever messy policies she has to enact because Biden was supposed to plow the road for her.) Or Biden is in a vegetative state 22 hours a day and Jill Biden is running things and this can be kept up for 8 years.
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Or if he’s not actually senile, he’s still the exact same kind of degenerate his retard son is. In which case his mind is probably like Tommy Tooter’s with a better stash. Just playing back whatever statements people use to fuck with him unless he’s coached for days in advance. Decades of heavy drug use tends to fuck you up.
 
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Vaccines aren't a magic bullet. Lefties are retards for thinking they're some magic science juice. Rightwingers, no offense, are retards for saying that because they aren't a magic bullet that they're useless.
Vaccines are just a thing that triggers your body into an immune response to a disease before you ever get the disease, lessening the likelihood that you will catch said disease. The yearly flu vaccine only has like 40% efficacy, for God's sake. They're a preventative measure that is only so effective.
Personally, I recommend getting vaccinated. I understand if you don't want to, especially if you have a medical history of adverse reactions to vaccines.
The purpose of avoiding covid is not "saving grandma" like some hardline "SCIENCE!!!!!" types might say. You arent likely to die of covid if you contract it, and yeah, grandma gonna die anyways. The real dangerous part of covid is that it's got a handful of pretty debilitating symptoms that seem to be permanent, such as anosmia.
 
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Takayuki Yagami said:
Or if he’s not actually senile, he’s still the exact same kind of degenerate his retard son is. In which case his mind is probably like Tommy Tooter’s with a better stash. Just playing back whatever statements people use to fuck with him unless he’s coached for days in advance. Decades of heavy drug use tends to fuck you up.
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There was that excerpt from his... Biography? Where Biden bought a house, didn't bother to inspect it, ran 1000 gallons of fuel oil to heat the place through the winter just to find out the third floor was open to the outside. Broke multiple mowers because he could never keep up with the yard work. Then sold off parts of the property to pay the taxes just to realize he fucked himself out of a driveway.

While drugs are a possibility, I'm guessing some people have a natural trend towards "stupid."
 
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