Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

[Constellationzero]

Jesus, I get the board games and maybe the candy for "slumber party" background, but those fucking magazines are getting on my nerves so bad. They're propped upward, probably with a rock, and fanned out. NO ONE DOES THIS--and certainly not for something with a theme like slumber parties. It's cringe and it makes Ryann look like the biggest self-absorbed ass (as if she doesn't do other things to convey the same impression).
It also screams desperation, irrelevance, and running-scared because she knows how irrelevant, uninteresting, unentertaining, and NOT VALUABLE she truly is. There are already younger, smarter, nicer, more engaging, humbler, PRETTIER models out there. Many of them are very versatile and have more than two talents that translate into many other job avenues.

I see the piggy toe splay is back. Well, at least she knows what the (maybe) two fetish fans want to see.

 

[Easy Peasy]

My only say something nice for this heffa is the bright yellow color of the underoos looks nice on her.

I haven't been paying too close attention to her of late, because she gets stale and boring.
I do wonder if she will be at viva this year. It was moved to September because of rona. I'm not going, because September in vegas is disgusting, but I'll put some feelers out to mutuals and see if anyone knows or just has any second hand shit talking

 

[Crepidodera fulvicornis]

Guess she wasn't happy *with *the latest episodes view count and decided to go full feeder bait with rolled-up titties and divorced toes.

 

[cactus]

Also, about her car possibly being from a rental service, I can totally see that being true. Her John probably pays for it monthly or something so she can larp as being a Jeep owner and as a relevant model who can afford a new car. Good catch on that one, looks exactly like a Hertz keychain, even down to the cheap ring it’s on.

She's holding a key fob for a Nissan, the logo on it is the Nissan logo. And all car rental places and even Car Max use that same ring, plus someone already said the number on the plastic piece is for Avis. Read the thread and stop skimming posts, you missed information that was already pointed out (the Avis number) and Google things before posting, jumping to conclusions just makes you look dumb.

 

[NoReturn]

Tess posted the new episode of her podcast onto YouTube. Tess has some trashy sex worker on the podcast.

What is it with fatties being "sex workers"? There's an absolute shit ton of them on TikTok (I learned this while collecting things for the Fatties and Sugar Baby threads). Is it that they all secretly/subconsciously subscribe to Bret Weinstein's theory of the two male reproductive strategies and figure they might as well be paid for it?

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

What is it with fatties being "sex workers"? There's an absolute shit ton of them on TikTok (I learned this while collecting things for the Fatties and Sugar Baby threads). Is it that they all secretly/subconsciously subscribe to Bret Weinstein's theory of the two male reproductive strategies and figure they might as well be paid for it?

Many fatties live over the top lives to show their potential haydurs that they need attention too. Of course, nothing tastes as good as being thin feels so this “lifestyle” is extremely fragile and requires nonstop validation just to keep going. Meltdowns are frequent and if they do lose the weight, they often leave their old life behind entirely.

 

[NoReturn]

Many fatties live over the top lives to show their potential haydurs that they need attention too. Of course, nothing tastes as good as being thin feels so this “lifestyle” is extremely fragile and requires nonstop validation just to keep going. Meltdowns are frequent and if they do lose the weight, they often leave their old life behind entirely.

Reminds me of that one Ask Abby from a while back:

 

[Angry New Ager]

She's holding a key fob for a Nissan, the logo on it is the Nissan logo. And all car rental places and even Car Max use that same ring, plus someone already said the number on the plastic piece is for Avis.

The key remote for the Nissan from Avis isn't Tess's; @noco used that pic as an illustration, comparing it to the key and plastic fob clutched in Tess's dainty trotter. Admittedly, it wasn't entirely clear in the initial post, and easy to skim over (as I did):

I think we were all under the impression she bought a new car, but that looks like rental car keys to me. Did she get it used or are her wealthy client(s) that pay for her apartment also pay for a car? Ex of rental car keys and her keys.

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But noco went on to clarify that the Nissan from Avis was not Tess's only two comments later:

That's just a picture I pulled from the web to illustrate my comparison. From what i've seen she posted about getting a new car on March 6th via twitter, but didn't reply to anyone with make or model. She hasn't posted any pictures of it either, the most we see is when she's doing tiktok's or selfies in the drivers seat.

I'm not a betting man, but I would say the fob looks like a Jeep Wrangler 2018/19 (see pic) and that also seems to align with how the roof looks in her tiktok videos.

Compare the roof in this tiktok to the 2nd attached image: https://www.tiktok.com/@tessholliday/video/6947202949777001733
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So you really need to take your own damned advice:

Read the thread and stop skimming posts, you missed information that was already pointed out (the Avis number) and Google things before posting, jumping to conclusions just makes you look dumb.

because you're looking pretty fucking cunty, on top of dumb, and it's not a good look.

 

[Pina Colada]

Spoiler: Podcast comments

 

[Oscar Winner]

Spoiler: Podcast comments

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I need Becky Lynn, down the bottom there, to explain to me what she means by “they choose to live in a way that is authentic to them”.
I'm trying to come up with some joke about salad and word salad, but my brain is just way too confused.

 

[FuckDuckSeagull]

Spoiler: Podcast comments

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She's getting less than 1000 views per episode on YT, can't imagine this show is doing any better on other plaforms either. Even Anna realized to pull the plug on her podcast after the first episode, but damn Tess is forced to sit through this garbage fire till the bitter end. She must be seeeeething, those comments are amazing!

 

[Barbarella]

Tess posted the new episode of her podcast onto YouTube. Tess has some trashy sex worker on the podcast.

Yeah, but who her guest?
*ba dum tss*

You can buy used cars from rental companies. My guess is whatever car Tess has, it’s new to her, not new to the world.

Do you think the candy in those set decor jars is fake? It’s hard to imagine Tess not rummaging through the candy while waiting for an opening to turn the conversation back to herself.

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

I need Becky Lynn, down the bottom there, to explain to me what she means by “they choose to live in a way that is authentic to them”.
I'm trying to come up with some joke about salad and word salad, but my brain is just way too confused.

You can imagine salty tears dribbling down her fat face as she typed it. Fuck you “Becky Lynn,” you don’t get to decide what discourse is acceptable so that doesn’t hurt your feelings. Even if Tess wasn’t totally insufferable, these show topics and painfully and utterly boring. It’s boring and shitty people babbling about their bullshit. The world can do without this podcast.

Do you think the candy in those set decor jars is fake? It’s hard to imagine Tess not rummaging through the candy while waiting for an opening to turn the conversation back to herself.

You could easily see Tess’s porcine eyes beam in delight as she initially sees jars of candy and popcorn and then a look of hurt and disappointment when she finds out it’s fake. Having said that, if it’s wax lookalikes, I wouldn’t put it past her to try to eat it anyway. It’s probably inedible plastic, because kast media is fatphobic, abusers and gaslighters of course.

 

[Clotso Coof]

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You can really see how over-filled and fucked up her lips are in that first photo. The fat bags over the backs of her knees are gross.
The second photo features her cellulite ridden tree-trunk leg (shudder). Why would she post that pic?
Her portrait tattoos on her arm are starting to expand into cartoony drag queens.

Jesus, I get the board games and maybe the candy for "slumber party" background, but those fucking magazines are getting on my nerves so bad. They're propped upward, probably with a rock, and fanned out. NO ONE DOES THIS--and certainly not for something with a theme like slumber parties. It's cringe and it makes Ryann look like the biggest self-absorbed ass (as if she doesn't do other things to convey the same impression).
It also screams desperation, irrelevance, and running-scared because she knows how irrelevant, uninteresting, unentertaining, and NOT VALUABLE she truly is.

I find it amusing that she's still proudly displaying the "SIZE 22 SUPERMODEL" magazine cover when she's 100 lbs heavier, and now a size 32. Talk about painting a target on your fat ass.

 

[FuckDuckSeagull]

You can really see how over-filled and fucked up her lips are in that first photo. The fat bags over the backs of her knees are gross.
The second photo features her cellulite ridden tree-trunk leg (shudder). Why would she post that pic?
Her portrait tattoos on her arm are starting to expand into cartoony drag queens.

I find it amusing that she's still proudly displaying the "SIZE 22 SUPERMODEL" magazine cover when she's 100 lbs heavier, and now a size 32. Talk about painting a target on your fat ass.

Well in her mind, if she can stuff her carcass in a size 22 dress and it doesn't immediately rip apart, she's a size 22.

 

[Umaibae]

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She wears a WHITE sports bra out of the house as a shirt. Fucking gross

School of Lori Lewd (Beauty Parlor aged wannabe thot) Photography with the upside down camera. It slims you

I’ve purchased two “used” (sub 20k miles) cars from the actual dealers. They don’t give you a shitty plastic key fob like this if you buy used at a dealer, and they definitely won’t do it for a new car. My guess is that she bought it off a used car lot or auction in Southern California (ie: she went to Carmax or something and not the actual Jeep dealer).

 

[Water-T]

She's getting less than 1000 views per episode on YT, can't imagine this show is doing any better on other plaforms either. Even Anna realized to pull the plug on her podcast after the first episode, but damn Tess is forced to sit through this garbage fire till the bitter end. She must be seeeeething, those comments are amazing!

Tess is just too pigheaded to know when to quit. She's going to ride this to the bitter end, hoping that her ratings and engagement will magically stop sucking.

 

[Crepidodera fulvicornis]

top sucking.

Oh, they top suck alright.

 

[gamer2014]

Guess she wasn't happy *with *the latest episodes view count and decided to go full feeder bait with rolled-up titties and divorced toes.
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Well if we see the view count for each of her videos (as of 3:25pm EST 23 april)

Episode 1 - 3,871 views
Episode 2 - 1,901 views
Episode 3 - 1,697 views
Episode 4 - 2,378 views
Episode 5 - 1,556 views
Episode 6 - 713 views
Episode 7 - 489 views
Episode 8 - 303 views

Downhill, guessing no season 2 if her podcast s work like that.

 

[Crepidodera fulvicornis]

Well if we see the view count for each of her videos (as of 3:25pm EST 23 april)

Episode 1 - 3,871 views
Episode 2 - 1,901 views
Episode 3 - 1,697 views
Episode 4 - 2,378 views
Episode 5 - 1,556 views
Episode 6 - 713 views
Episode 7 - 489 views
Episode 8 - 303 views

Downhill, guessing no season 2 if her podcast s work like that.

I decided to make a simple graph when it ends; I reckon, it will be 10 episodes?