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[REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!]

Georgina S. Pattroon

Sun Troon

 

[Comandante Marcos]

In pretty much all of the cases that troons, anyone on the alphabet or some hardcore lefty does something like the tranch or goes innawoods to make some sort of "self sufficient community", it's always because of some fantasy of having an armed militia that lives outside of the evil chud chishet capitalist society that hates them for being unique and strong.

Actually, it seems to me as if the whole "armed militia to overthrow the Evil Federales" shit is far more common among the far right. Mormons especially love to do the whole revolutionary army larp. Then you have sovereign citizens, who don't get the attention from the farms that they deserve because they literally believe their own bullshit and do really bizarre shit because of it. Since the Great Recession most sovcits have cut down their internet and gone way underground which reduces the lulz for us but they still do exist as rebel-larpers.

A lot of far right militia larpers have real military training and many were in Iraq and Afghanistan so we're not talking fat troons waving around shitty semiauto rifles that they can't shoot but hardcore former soldiers who believe that the govt that failed them will soon collapse. Putting the troons at the Tranch up against hardcore militiamen would result in the troons being blown to pink goop within about 73 seconds.

Bonnie has talked about the Three Percenters being active in the area, those guys mean business. If "the law" as we know it pulled back places like Custer County would default to frontier law, which means troons in nooses. This is not a threat, it is how the Wild West has always worked from the pioneer days in the 1840s. They believe in the Bill of Rights command for a prompt and speedy trial. In the heyday of the Old West a man was arrested one day, then the following morning he would be tried, then at noon he was standing on the gallows waiting for the rope. The troons really don't understand the consequences of fucking around with hardcore range dwellers.

 

[White Devil]

I don't think the Mormons larp, dude. They've actually fought the Federal government a number of times.

 

[AlexaAutismo]

Kevvyrn joining Korps is like water being wet.
Also godspeed to any of the kiwi's that try to gib screens of this shitshow.

 

[Fictional Character]

ahahahahaha lord those patches suck balls. Looks like they picked the cheapest embroidery contractor possible, the overall concept design is cluttered, and color scheme is bland as fuck. There aint a single artist on that farm is there?

Do con artists count?

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Sun Troon

Benita Coomerlini
Vidkoom Queerling
AmHole Diddler
Yeetedmein Ballsoff Engelbert Dolfuss, the leader of the Austrofascist movement at the time of the Anschluss

 

[break these cuffs]

Actually, it seems to me as if the whole "armed militia to overthrow the Evil Federales" shit is far more common among the far right. Mormons especially love to do the whole revolutionary army larp. Then you have sovereign citizens, who don't get the attention from the farms that they deserve because they literally believe their own bullshit and do really bizarre shit because of it. Since the Great Recession most sovcits have cut down their internet and gone way underground which reduces the lulz for us but they still do exist as rebel-larpers.

A lot of far right militia larpers have real military training and many were in Iraq and Afghanistan so we're not talking fat troons waving around shitty semiauto rifles that they can't shoot but hardcore former soldiers who believe that the govt that failed them will soon collapse. Putting the troons at the Tranch up against hardcore militiamen would result in the troons being blown to pink goop within about 73 seconds.

Bonnie has talked about the Three Percenters being active in the area, those guys mean business. If "the law" as we know it pulled back places like Custer County would default to frontier law, which means troons in nooses. This is not a threat, it is how the Wild West has always worked from the pioneer days in the 1840s. They believe in the Bill of Rights command for a prompt and speedy trial. In the heyday of the Old West a man was arrested one day, then the following morning he would be tried, then at noon he was standing on the gallows waiting for the rope. The troons really don't understand the consequences of fucking around with hardcore range dwellers.

Granted I'm not as up on my rightwing deathsquads as I should be, but I suspect most of what the MSM and left would paint as militia these days are friend groups who enjoy shooting and have the same politics. There are the the IIIers and the Oathkeepers, but I'm hard pressed to think of any other notable group that could be construed as a militia. There are some instructors/instructor groups that have strong followings and active communities outside of classes if I want to reach. Again, these are not the as you'd think of from decades past. I'm sure there are others, but I seriously don't care.

Everyone over the age of 30 with conservative politics should how much glowniggers love infiltrating militia and assorted rightwing groups. They might have taken a break for the GWoT, but you can bet they're back to it now. I do not know anyone in my general age range who would consider joining a militaristic group. They're all compromised. There isn't any way they can't be. There really isn't a need either. You saw groups of friends and family hanging around various neighborhoods and businesses during last year's peaceful rioting. Small groups independently protecting their communities and interacting when necessary is all that's needed unless you decide to go full McVeigh and fail at starting a race war.

You know who to call if shit's about to go down. There isn't a need for gay organizations and titles for glowies to hide in.

 

[White Devil]

You know who to call if shit's about to go down. There isn't a need for gay organizations and titles for glowies to hide in.

Maybe I want to wear my unicorn patch with pride and get called by my callsign, Rainbow Bite, you fucking cishet bigot.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Guess kev doesn’t get a patch Are they already dividing the tranch up into the useful and useless?

Kevkev gets to stay in his ivory tower. Remember: some troons are more equal than others.

Maybe we've been looking at this wrong with the patches, I mean, men are more likely to be colorblind than the TRUE and HONEST women on the Tenacious Unicorn ranch, and they could never be colorblind.

 

[AprilRains]

Actually, it seems to me as if the whole "armed militia to overthrow the Evil Federales" shit is far more common among the far right.

That's not what Malagor said. The fantasy he cited was of living outside of chud society, not taking it over.

The rest of your point is well taken. The Tranch can't possibly outfight a real right-wing militia.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Georgina S. Pattroon
Dyke D. Eisenhower

Baby Coc Duvalier
Fidel Castrato

 

[SIGSEGV]

Baby Coc Duvalier
Fidel Castrato

Phillip Matthew Logue

 

[White Devil]

Vigo the Troonpathian

 

[SIGSEGV]

Troonius Caesar

 

[AMHOLIO]

Every so often the thread devolves into making as many puns as possible and I couldn't ask for any more.

Winston Cockhill

 

[AssignedEva]

Boutros Boutros-Tranny

 

[Alpaca Autopsy Expert]

General Useless S. Gunt

 

[Jump]

They broke another truck.

Rolled a Blazer.

So Earl's plan of sneaking on tranch and over inflating the tires has finally paid off.

 

[Satchels_of_Gold]

These are the scumfucks the ACLU is suing to protect, censoring FOIA requests that would let the public know how many violent trannies are in women's prisons in Cali, Washingtroon and other libtard states.

Shit's getting scary under Biden's hairy legged reign.

 

[Berserker Armor]

Good (/bad?) news, the lambs are alive.
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Pennywise and his shitty makeup job.
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They broke another truck.
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thanks for lurking phil and doing me a favor and posting those damn lambs!

Yes, but: are those the original 2-3 lambs that were allegedly rejected by their mother, or are we looking at a new batch they haven't bothered to mention yet?

I'm glad the lambs have survived, although I guess it could have been filmed before.
Kiwis who are good with sheep, are these lambs the right size for their age? Some of them are just a couple of days shy of four weeks.
(Also wtf is that square burger?)

they had 5. if i counted right theres 5 there. i think 3 were rejected or all considering they were all (?) being bottle feed i am assuming. they had posted about a prolapse but i think that was other causes at this point. they all look okayish but still skinny.. like i can't get over it for some reason they all are so skinny... the lighting def doesnt help for looking at body condition tho. yet, no they dont look that great for 4 weeks but they look... better then they did sadly.