A stun gun isn't really a taser. A taser shoots a dart from a distance and actually can incapacitate at least some people. A stun gun has to be in immediate proximity to skin and for most people, it will just piss them off because it is some weak shit.
Stun guns are funny because people often don't know how to use them properly and they don't work reliably anyway. Those "internet tough guy" videos featuring people zapping themselves to prove their toughness and/or stupidity all moved on from stun guns to tasers years ago.
On the other hand, tasers are funny because cops have a tendency to treat them like Star Trek phasers set to "stun" and they sometimes wind up just standing there dumbfounded when they score a clean hit on a suspect who just shrugs it off and keeps on swinging.
I read it in Malcolm McDowell's voice in my head.
He was such a good sport about that guest appearance. I have no idea how Trey Parker and Matt Stone managed to get so many A-list celebrities to do guest spots on the show (or even play major characters, like Isaac Hayes' Chef (RIP)), but it definitely made the show even better.
Hearing Jennifer Aniston shout "oh fuck the rainforest! I fucking hate it!" was a real treat way back in the day. God I'm old.
I wonder if they ever approached Barbara Streisand...
ETA:
What can you even do at a casino for $1? Play a single round on a slot machine?
On the strip? Fucking nothing. I'm tempted to say I don't even think the slot machines accept dollar bills anymore, but I might be wrong on that. But if they do, you're going to be playing penny slots -- 1 credit per line and 1 line per spin -- or you're getting one spin on a dollar slot.
Off strip, there's a little casino called Joker's Wild out in Henderson that still has a quarter craps table. Minimum bet is $0.50 to roll the dice (it used to be $0.25), and subsequent bets during a round are accepted in $0.25 increments. 10X odds too, which beats some of the strip casinos. They even provide good (frequent) drink service despite the low minimums because the table still draws degenerate gamblers who feed it hundreds of dollars per hour and subsidized my free drinks when I used to drop in occasionally. If you weren't a complete retard, you could easily make $20 last at least an hour. It was so fucking fun because the stakes were so low (for me, anyway).
Russell probably wouldn't enjoy it too much. I suspect craps would confuse the shit out of him for one thing, and for another it's a
very social game (because most players understand it's "everyone versus the house" and not "everyone versus each other") with all sorts of fun little quirks (like the dealers loudly pointing it out whenever someone shoots "from the don'ts" so everybody can heckle him a bit). The minute somebody playfully poked fun at him for anything (a particularly dumb bet, screwing up a dice throw, playing the "dark side," leaving a winning bet up by accident and losing it on the next throw, spilling a drink, rolling snake eyes, all sorts of stuff) he'd immediately run away and complain online about how mean those evil bigot gamblers were and how awful the casino is for allowing them to get away with it.
For that matter, wouldn't the ATM fee to get more cash be more than a dollar?
lol dude they'll cash fucking payroll checks for free because they know a good portion of the people who use that service are just going to give it all back within a few hours because they have no self control. They happily cash unemployment, social security, SSI, disability, tax refund, stimulus and other government checks too.
I have a feeling that if he starts bothering casino waitresses that the bouncers aren't going to "play nice" with him about it.
Yeah. That's the kind of thing that can earn you a visit to the "back room" if you do it often enough.
