Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

I'm not very eloquent, being flippant doesn't really help that.
Its ok, I'll still gas all trannies with you.
If you have to go full "polyam" degenerate, or join a cult to find people interested in you sexually, you don't know what love is. You won't be finding true lasting love in any of those scenarios, all you will be finding is shallow lust, and people who will use and abuse you for their own gratification.
I'm wondering if he compartmentalizes his loves. On one hand you have troon fagin, the ballless sexless wonder who acts as both mommy, master, and "gf". Penny gives him love, but sex isn't on the menu. So Kevin pines for every single troon he comes across because he's a chaser and he can't fuck his fake mom mistress.
What do we actually know about kev kevs discord cult? do you have to pay to get in? Do they have any tranny rituals?
You must beat a small animal to death with your dialator to prove your devotion I hope not.0

"dating so many people"

AKA mutual horny posting to multiple people on twitter that like or RT an opinion you have and has all the "correct" qualifiers in their bio (pronouns, nsfw, transbian, unemployed/barista/job in tech, autism, furry/witch/multi/some stupid shit, self-degrading quip).

Most depressed teens getting groomed into the transcult will eventually want more from dating than... this.
Why can't trans people want to date normally? Have normal relationships? Why must trans people have their relationships be polyamorus and sex based? That's my question to people who think that the trans lesbian polycule(tm) is the best ever. Its not wrong to be in a sex polycule (just fucking weird) but if not everyone is satisfied like you and can't find the love they're looking for, can't they state it?
I guess his degenerate Discord group isn't giving him the dopamine hits he needs. Explains the constant tweeting after he tried to take his ball and go home.
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Lol boomer can't navigate a chat room
Also, new tranch development:
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Maybe he hornyposts more at night? Oh boy, we'll have a bountiful harvest.

A 31 going on 46-year-old man with a scrunchie collection. That he keeps on his huge toy dinosaur. In the midst of his menagerie of children's toys. In a room where he shares a full-size bed with two other adult men.

Yes, eggs that Kevin hatches, this too can be your life!
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It seems someone has been keeping abreast this thread
I've never seen him wear a scrunchie. Are there any candid pics of him with it in the wild?
So, just to speculate, do you guys think that there is any other possible reason for him locking down other than being kicked out of the discord? I think a fail on Discord is most likely, considering his twitter posting, but I guess there could be other things afoot, thoughts?
I'm still betting he got asshurt at the farms making fun of him spilling the beans immediately.
What if having this thread made him a risk and they kicked him or something?
 
I think Kevin is still in the group. He reads his own thread, or based on his "my stalkers" post someone came and checked his thread in the group themselves as the farms is nothing if not the greatest group of internet stalkers. Saw people were looking at them, panicked and went full lockdown mode.

I wouldn't worry about it too much. Nobody of this genre of human can keep themselves locked down too long.
 
The fun part is knowing the lie, as hard as people want it to be a truth, will eventually break, and the fun part is knowing it'll turn into a daring escape... or a total meltdown.
That's one of the most ironic parts of the whole situation. The trans cult script told him that trooning out would be freeing, but is it? It has him constantly searching his feelings - am I non-binary or a binary trans woman? Do I regret surgery or do I love it? Which pronouns feel right? - and constantly thinking about it. The script makes the world a hostile place full of fascists and Nazis. No one outside of his Twitter bubble takes him seriously. Underneath all the toys and furry porn he probably feels scared and isolated.
Even when someone in the real world does validate him, it probably never feels as good as he thinks it should - are they lying? Do they get it? Why does it only make him feel happy for a few minutes?
I think that Kevin still has a tiny, plaintive voice of reason in his head. He hasn't been able to squash it completely.
 
He lives at the top of a dome in the middle of nowhere surrounded by little robots as he spends his day tweeting with one hand and furiously masturbating a negative space with the other. If there was any sane thought left inside his weak mind, it would have seized control of his terrible flaccid flesh, and grabbed one of the many nearby firearms to end the misery for everyone. (You might be right, but I thought it was worth a counterpoint.)
You know his negative space hurts too much for him to masturbate, right? It's all mental to him, he physically cannot coom and all the amhole does is hurt him.
 
He's still grooming.
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That's one of the most ironic parts of the whole situation. The trans cult script told him that trooning out would be freeing, but is it? It has him constantly searching his feelings - am I non-binary or a binary trans woman? Do I regret surgery or do I love it? Which pronouns feel right? - and constantly thinking about it. The script makes the world a hostile place full of fascists and Nazis. No one outside of his Twitter bubble takes him seriously. Underneath all the toys and furry porn he probably feels scared and isolated.
Even when someone in the real world does validate him, it probably never feels as good as he thinks it should - are they lying? Do they get it? Why does it only make him feel happy for a few minutes?
I think that Kevin still has a tiny, plaintive voice of reason in his head. He hasn't been able to squash it completely.
The most interesting thing about it is that it's constantly a cycle of declaring a new identity, wondering if that identity fits them, generating anxiety about actually fitting into it and if people believe it, doubting more if they actually fit that identity, and then searching for and declaring a new one. The only way to truly break the cycle is to snap to reality and realize that you're a man/woman because of your sex and understanding that your actions and feelings don't make you something else.
No they already do that on itch.io. thirsty sword lesbians is a upcoming table top rpg. Uploading the preview PDF here because its only a matter of time before kev kev and his friends play it or some cringe shit like that.
There's just so much of the "Tumblr queer" attitude sprinkled all over this that it feels embarrassing that I have to be associated with these fucks under the LGBT label. GM stands for "gaymaster", phrases like "You are all amazing badass queers", "gay disasters", and "Plant Geek Babygay", and all players get xp if any one uses the fucking trigger or safe word mechanic that causes you to stop the game and think about your feelings. The only npc with a he/him pronoun is "a massive asshole". The writers are just trying too hard and dont have enough creativity to be original. It's pathetic.

Something that ticks me off about this is the "no facists and bigots allowed" declaration on page 11. They say if you don't agree with all of the typical lefty tenets then you should "fix your heart before sharing a table with other people" (so educate yourself, and don't ask someone for help as one of the rules is "Not demand that anyone educate you about their marginalizations"). What is this supposed to achieve besides a virtue signal to your audience? It's not like this is actually going to stop these facists or bigots from playing your dumb game that fetishizes being a lesbian.

Imagine if someone made a ttrpg where everyone was trans and it constantly stereotyped and fetishized what it's liked to be a transperson. People would lose their shit.

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Holy shit in response to a question "do we all have to be lesbians?" They say
I’ll let you in on a secret: you don’t have to play a lesbian. The game plays with themes that are common for all sorts of people who are marginalized on the basis of gender and sexuality, as well as feelings that go beyond the queer experience. If you want to play thirsty sword cishets, I’m not going to stop you—just don’t be surprised if the game turns them queer.
Yea because your ttrpg is gonna turn them so impactful that normal people turn queer.

In their queer definitions section:
LGBT: Usually means cis gay men, sometimes includes cis lesbians. Rarely may include bisexual people and even less often trans people. Don’t say something is “LGBT” if you mean “gay” or “lesbian” and there’s no bisexual or trans representation.
LGBTQIA2S+: Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender, Queer and/or Questioning, Intersex, Asexual/Aromantic, Two-Spirit, and all specific queer identities not covered. Use this when talking inclusively about the community. The A does not stand for “Allies.”
Unironically using the lgbtiabcde acronym, you can't make this shit up.
And finally:
Valid: You. ♥
I truly wonder how hard the dick of this male was when he wrote this book.
 
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The most interesting thing about it is that it's constantly a cycle of declaring a new identity, wondering if that identity fits them, generating anxiety about actually fitting into it and if people believe it, doubting more if they actually fit that identity, and then searching for and declaring a new one. The only way to truly break the cycle is to snap to reality and realize that you're a man/woman because of your sex and understanding that your actions and feelings don't make you something else.

Sometimes i really want to know how they think and what they tell themself to justify the bullshit they are telling and or doing.
 
I think Kevin has more to fear from someone he lyingly coerces into getting the chop than any of us. We just laugh at the stupid piece of shit, someone who takes Kevin at his word and chops his dick off is going up be (rightfully) pretty goddamn mad when they find out first hand how horrible it actually is.
 
So, it sounds like Kevin himself doesn't read this thread, he has other people do it for him and then they tell him what he wants to know. We all know Kevin is a very busy true and honest woman with many responsibilities around the tran ranch so this obviously comes as no surprise.
 
Just a twitter digest for anyone who doesn't follow him.

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And a shout-out!
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He really is the most efficient and perfect trans cow created to date. Even spread of autism around social interactions, lying to himself and others that his frankenpussy is perfectly like a real girl's, and hand-wringing over internet fascists coming to assassinate him. Jake Alley needs about a thousand tweets to cover the same variety, truly impressive.
 
"they've perfected the surgery so that the end result functions exactly like any other vagina would."
Holy shit. Troons really do believe that the vagina is just some fuck hole that does nothing else. Goddamn they are dumb as shit.

I don't know where Kevin gets off "highly recommending" it, he can't even get a pinky into his stink pit, so it doesn't even function as the hot fuck hole he wants. A pencil sharpener has more depth.

That other troon simply needs to look at some of Kevin's comments about his amhole problems ("the nerves are waking up" lol) to see that he's fucking lying. But, if the extent of their dick inversion research is asking troons, who are huge known liars, they deserve what they get.
 
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