Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Godzilla@1989]

Hey Bob, the people of superior California have triggered a recall election.

Can’t wait to see what mental gymnastics he’s going to pull with this.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/ncna1265426

 

[Bolo]

Isn't that what I said?


Bingo. I've seen more than once, especially among trans supporters, "We all know how this is going to go. Can't we just get there already." (literal argument I've seen)

I would agree with you there, but recently I don't think most of these people want to "get there" at all. I know it is a basic bitch argument to say that "actvists just want the fight to feel rightous and self-important", but have you seen the people that took over the spotlight for these racial/social grievances of late?

this is Travon Free, bi-sexual comedy writer for Samantha Bee and the Daily Show (you know, the funniest shit around), who made a short film about a black guy stuck in a time loop where he gets shot by a white cop no matter what he does. The short is a piece of shit racist flick, but what he wore to get his Oscar encapsulate this bizarre moment we are living, on his dolce gabbana suit and nike Tennis he had them inscribed with the name of black people who were killed by cops.

In short, he made dead people his fucking BRAND! In these days of fast media consumption, where everything needs to be a reconizable name to have any staying power, this guy made a fucking brand out dead people, grifting doesn't even start to describe this shit.

I mean, fuck common sense and any semblance of respect for the dead am I right, who needs those when we are living in crappy, rejected Black Mirror episode.

 

[Positron]

Bobby continues his inchoate rant against the "worthless" Tucker Carlson.

The following is an example of projection. Carlson's conclusion -- that because Liberal insists on wearing masks and Liberals are found to have a high degree of mental illnesses, thus wearing masks is a sign of neuroticism -- is unfounded, but he points out the truth: that maskers hold strong, emotional animosity against people who refuse to wear mask. Carlson (contra Bobby) did not in anyway suggest that no-maskers should assault or harass maskers. He does, however, advocate using the Liberal's trick against them: "Your mask is making me uncomfortable. Would you please remove it."


Carlson's more questionable take is to tell his audience to report to the police and CPS parents who force the masks on their children, as if it were child abuse. I see it as another case of using the Liberal schtick against them (read "masks", think "compulsive heterosexuality and cisgenderism"), but if this is indeed his intention, his Modest Proposal backfired.


Pretty soon people are going to be raped and murdered by Carlson:


Bobby thinks people will pay extra to spite Fox and Carlson.

So a person's worth depends on how much money he spends. Welcome to the 21st Century's version of Secular Humanism!
(And you wonder why religiosity is on the rise all over the world.)

Speaking of Disney bullshit and market demands. Capeshit fans have made their voice known: no Stinkface Larson, no gay shit.


(Can someone confirm if this is real?)

Even if that's a joke. The white-hot rage it induced in Bobby is absolutely worth it. If a Kiwi did it I think even Null would approve.

Bobby sheds crocodile tears over Rose McGowan, a severely mentally ill woman who has suffered great trauma from -- guess what? -- Hollywood.


Rick Santorum claims America was founded on Judeao-Christian principles, and that there is little Native American culture in American culture.

So Injun faith is the tradition we ought to keep but Christianity we should dump like radioactive waste. Not all Obsolescences are created equal I see?

Bobby has chosen different "familiars" from the Obsolescences.


A fight broke out in Florida. One of the assailants wears a flowing dreadlock and is very likely to be a noble savage, i.e. he is one of Bobby's chosen "familiars".


On the subject of nigga criminal:

I see calling people "moonface", "deplorables", "not matter" is going to convince them.






+ + + +
Falcon bullshit:


Sucking up big black dick:


Capeshit is nothing if not original:


Big Lizard vs Big Munky. Bobby loves originality.


Peter Coffin. If you are someone Bobby already disliked, whatever story your report is "a thing that never happened":





I can't fap to this but maybe someone can?


I hear the muffled sobbing of an apostrophe.

 

[Deadman]

As far as I'm concerned the MCU concluded with Endgame; whatever happens beyond that is of no interest to me, I'm out.

I am, however, very much looking forward to Bob creaming his Mario-print briefs as they systematically replace all the MCU 1.0 heroes with black and/or gay woke empowered kweens, followed by his apoplectic chimpout when everybody says the old characters were better.

which is more important to blobbo? his childhood or his devotion to all things left and woke? if the current hollywood shits on his beloved childhood properties under the guise of wokeness, will bob be that much of a consoomer to say "its good" when deep down he knows its shit, but must push it anyway to defeat those "white supremacists?"
of course he would, the question is retorical.
can't wait until the day nintendo goes "woke" (they won't, this is purley hypothetical) and bob goes though hurdles to defend it. the dishonesty he would put out would go though the roof.

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

I would agree with you there, but recently I don't think most of these people want to "get there" at all. I know it is a basic bitch argument to say that "actvists just want the fight to feel rightous and self-important", but have you seen the people that took over the spotlight for these racial/social grievances of late?

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this is Travon Free, bi-sexual comedy writer for Samantha Bee and the Daily Show (you know, the funniest shit around), who made a short film about a black guy stuck in a time loop where he gets shot by a white cop no matter what he does. The short is a piece of shit racist flick, but what he wore to get his Oscar encapsulate this bizarre moment we are living, on his dolce gabbana suit and nike Tennis he had them inscribed with the name of black people who were killed by cops.

In short, he made dead people his fucking BRAND! In these days of fast media consumption, where everything needs to be a reconizable name to have any staying power, this guy made a fucking brand out dead people, grifting doesn't even start to describe this shit.

I mean, fuck common sense and any semblance of respect for the dead am I right, who needs those when we are living in crappy, rejected Black Mirror episode.

Wow. You actually found someone more loathsome and more of a fashion disaster than Bob Chipman. If he had written failed screenplays starring sci-fi movies crossed with kid cartoons where the villains are made into heroes, the two of them could have been Chocolate and Vanilla Twins.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Can’t wait to see what mental gymnastics he’s going to pull with this.

Even better, Bruce Jenner is standing in it... as a Republican.

It's not as if the left spent last year inciting violence.

Pretty soon people are going to be raped and murdered by Carlson:

”Tucker Carlson is going to singlehandedly overturn Loving v. Virginia because he made a show parodying the left declaring that not trooning your kids out is child abuse” is incredibly exceptional.

> Secularism and Humanism outdraw religious superstition
Here is a picture of Catholics watching Pope St John Paul II be beatified:

Here is a picture of Muslims at the Hajj:

Do let me know when you manage to do anything similar for a release of The God Delusion.

Bobby has chosen different "familiars" from the Obsolescences.

The ironic thing that Bob doesn't understand is that globalism is more likely to become obsolete than the nation-state.

If the left get their way, multinational businesses would be subservient to the state; if the right get their way, the nation-state would assert itself against globalism. The past few years have showed us that the left and the right are more popular than neoliberalism (some of the many, many cases in point being Brexit, Trump's election and the 2017 and 2019 general elections) and that trend is probably set to continue.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

Yes.

Spoiler: Invincible Iron Man (2016) #8

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See to normal people it comes off as a parody because its like "lol, how is this bad?" because to them its basically portraying that we don't live with the de-jure racism of the past.

To wokies its of course portraying racism because when the teacher explains that being a racist is the thing of the past, she's ignoring the struggles of the proud blvck kween and therefore delegitimizing her lived experiences.

To thunk-brain critics its clever because it subverts our expectations or whatever.

which is more important to blobbo? his childhood or his devotion to all things left and woke? if the current hollywood shits on his beloved childhood properties under the guise of wokeness, will bob be that much of a consoomer to say "its good" when deep down he knows its shit, but must push it anyway to defeat those "white supremacists?"
of course he would, the question is retorical.
can't wait until the day nintendo goes "woke" (they won't, this is purley hypothetical) and bob goes though hurdles to defend it. the dishonesty he would put out would go though the roof.

If the woke left eventually decide to cancel Mario, who's side would Bob chose???

 

[Positron]

If the woke left eventually decide to cancel Mario, who's side would Bob chose???

Did this picture answer you?

 

[Red Hood]

One common thread among these slacktivists is that they want to have won, not win. They don't want to put in the blood, sweat, and tears to win; they just want the accolades, fame, and glory that comes. They are a generation of participation trophy winners who've never known true hardship in their lives. They put up with the cops arresting them because they know daddy (or a Democrat fund) will bail them out, and they'll never see the inside of a Federal prison. They riot and loot because they know the age of Bull Connor and his dogs have passed, and that the MAGAs will not go to the effort of tracking them down and burning their homes down around them. If people put up the slightest resistance to them, they run screaming. They're unwilling to stand up to any organized enemy.

"Everybody wants to change the world, but no one wants to die."

Did this picture answer you?
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That would either be Bob's "Come to Jesus" moment, or his "I'm comin' Elizabeth, this is the big one!" moment.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Speaking of Disney bullshit and market demands. Capeshit fans have made their voice known: no Stinkface Larson, no gay shit.
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(Can someone confirm if this is real?)
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The only source I can find for this is that "Pirate Bay alike" image that dates back to at least June 2019, the actual cut doesn't seem to exist anywhere except in the heads of "journalists" writing about the cut that they're sure exists somewhere.

Every story about this either sources back to that image or, when they're trying to look respectable, to this NPR article writing about that image as an "anonymous" source: https://www.npr.org/2019/06/18/7334...out-women-or-men-hugging-or-levity-in-general

 

[Deadman]

Did this picture answer you?
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Inb4 bob hangs himself for helping Nintendo get canceled and deciding to no longer release in the west due to “cultural differences”, all for the empty promise that he MIGHT get laid by SJW women.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Yes.

Spoiler: Invincible Iron Man (2016) #8

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Those last four panels are comedic perfection, how did this not become a meme? Guessing because nobody read it.


ETA: I realised it also works really well as a two-panel.

 

[Positron]

Is that why kids today amount to nothing? Because their parents and teachers keep telling them they are capable of everything?

 

[Laughingjoke2]

Yes.

Spoiler: Invincible Iron Man (2016) #8

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One of the worst scenes I ever read.

The hilarity is it exemplifies rich white liberalism perfectly more than any black experience.

If Bendis wanted to give her a real struggle it could had been perfectly done with out using race or gender but something all can relate too economics. Simply show Riri growing up admiring Tony Stark and being a genius like him but denied all the opportunities he had due to him being born rich. Hell make her a fan of Howard Stark since he was a self made man.

But instead Bendis created a fake Victimhood because it's all his and Blobby ilk know and they clap because it validates in their eyes their own ridiculous claims of Victimhood.

 

[TowinKarz]

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Is that why kids today amount to nothing? Because their parents and teachers keep telling them they are capable of everything?

ENTITLED to everything, work is for those who don't have the moral fortitude to be gifted success for NOT being born a mayoghoul.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

OK glick faggot, what do you mean by "the courts are already on his side technically"? Do you mean that the courts are somehow racist and that they're okay with people not masking up, never mind the story from yesterday about the woman who was mandated by the courts to wear a mask everywhere that wasn't her private residence? Or do you mean that the Tuck isn't actually breaking any laws and therefore you can't go after him legally for saying something you don't like? Glick is also a double faggot for being more pathetic than Hank "This is a Lindsay Ellis appreciation post" Green who at least had the good sense to NOT show up in a Bob tirade. "You are up to speed on this stuff" nigga the only speed Bob is up to is gas station Doze-away.

 

[Walrus and Carpenter]

One of the worst scenes I ever read.

The hilarity is it exemplifies rich white liberalism perfectly more than any black experience.

If Bendis wanted to give her a real struggle it could had been perfectly done with out using race or gender but something all can relate too economics. Simply show Riri growing up admiring Tony Stark and being a genius like him but denied all the opportunities he had due to him being born rich. Hell make her a fan of Howard Stark since he was a self made man.

But instead Bendis created a fake Victimhood because it's all his and Blobby ilk know and they clap because it validates in their eyes their own ridiculous claims of Victimhood.

I love that the character's first name is "Riri". Her name is literally autistic screeching times two. REEE! REEEE!

 

[Quixotic Man]

One of the worst scenes I ever read.

The hilarity is it exemplifies rich white liberalism perfectly more than any black experience.

If Bendis wanted to give her a real struggle it could had been perfectly done with out using race or gender but something all can relate too economics. Simply show Riri growing up admiring Tony Stark and being a genius like him but denied all the opportunities he had due to him being born rich. Hell make her a fan of Howard Stark since he was a self made man.

But instead Bendis created a fake Victimhood because it's all his and Blobby ilk know and they clap because it validates in their eyes their own ridiculous claims of Victimhood.

Riri had a horrible introduction under Bendis. Complete personal pet character for him, who everyone loved and could do no wrong. She got better when other writers came in an actually made her face repercussions for the character flaws Bendis accidentally wrote in for her, like her insensitivity, lack of social skills, and tendency to not accept the consequences of her actions.

Of course I have no doubt the MCU you will introduce her as a fierce and independent YASS QUEEN type character. Twitter and Bob will love it.

 

[Flexo]

I would agree with you there, but recently I don't think most of these people want to "get there" at all. I know it is a basic bitch argument to say that "actvists just want the fight to feel rightous and self-important", but have you seen the people that took over the spotlight for these racial/social grievances of late?

View attachment 2122007

this is Travon Free, bi-sexual comedy writer for Samantha Bee and the Daily Show (you know, the funniest shit around), who made a short film about a black guy stuck in a time loop where he gets shot by a white cop no matter what he does. The short is a piece of shit racist flick, but what he wore to get his Oscar encapsulate this bizarre moment we are living, on his dolce gabbana suit and nike Tennis he had them inscribed with the name of black people who were killed by cops.

In short, he made dead people his fucking BRAND! In these days of fast media consumption, where everything needs to be a reconizable name to have any staying power, this guy made a fucking brand out dead people, grifting doesn't even start to describe this shit.

I mean, fuck common sense and any semblance of respect for the dead am I right, who needs those when we are living in crappy, rejected Black Mirror episode.

Well now we're getting into the difference between the true believers of a movement and the exploiters of said movement.

Bobby thinks people will pay extra to spite Fox and Carlson.

FFS you dense idiots! Spectrum TV I know was offering "build your own packages" like two years ago! For a low price, you got to pick like a dozen channels and that's what you got. Which means you didn't have to have fox.

 

[Adamska]

If the woke left eventually decide to cancel Mario, who's side would Bob chose???

Mario in a heartbeat given how often he gets pissy at lefties who disagree with his retarded Left Rexist takes and his desire to gas the normals who mocked him for his low intelligence in general. He cries a lot at breadtubers and Coffin after all.