Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%

  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%

  • Null

    Votes: 1,450 55.8%

  • Kanye West

    Votes: 283 10.9%

  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 609 23.5%
  • Total voters
    2,597
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Honestly if he wanted 5 minutes of attention he could probably get it. He'd just have to write an equally shallow song that's actually about body positivity -- any random trite lyrics about being yourself will do. Then feature himself slurp-moaning / backup singing on one of the courses. Like yeah it'd be horrifying but he could guilt a few low-traffic sites into posting a pity article "Wow! Check out this disabled artist singing about body positivity!" Of course this wouldn't stroke his ego in the right way, but I think it's literally the only way his songs would get any kind of traction -- before people discover the horrifying pipsqueak behind the music of course.
 
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Chungus said:
Russell's "Yo Yovanna" video dropped and it is incredibly cringe. Decent production value, he must have spent a decent amount of money on this shit. That is...at least it's decent until it gets to his "special message" which is him talking about his disability and asking out Yovanna. New lawsuit when?

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5 seconds in and the stock "like and subscribe" animation is in a foreign language.

This is gonna be good.
 
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Radiant Orchit said:
For those as bad at european geography as me, the countries could be (according to Wikipedia)

CountryNumber of stores
Germany667
Poland214
Romania141
Czech Republic133
Slovakia70
Bulgaria60
Croatia40
Moldova5

I reckon the music vid star is Polish, just something about her facial features. I hope she got well-paid for her contribution, she probably put the most effort in out of everyone involved in this sorry event. Even managed to look happy and enthusiastic mouthing some of those ludicrous lyrics.

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So her profile says she is "from Russia" and she went to college in Bulgaria, having graduated in 2016. Also interesting that she lists being a native/fluent Russian and English speaker, and conversational in Bulgarian.
 
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badboy2000 said:
he's posting it to more subreddits as we speak. And his old posts still show, so I don't think he's deleted anything
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looks like r/news, r/disability, and r/inspiration. One of them has already been removed by auto mod. Didn't work out before so surly it will work this time, lets watch.
edit: r/news has removed his post
 
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Chungus said:
Russell's "Yo Yovanna" video dropped and it is incredibly cringe. Decent production value, he must have spent a decent amount of money on this shit. That is...at least it's decent until it gets to his "special message" which is him talking about his disability and asking out Yovanna. New lawsuit when?

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I wonder how the actors feel about Greer's obsession.
 
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