Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Ash Franzetti / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / gothickitteh / gothickitty / Lynn Brooks / @acekatt - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

[Theophilus Thistler]

My bet is that the Doctor told him that he needs to do something to lose weight and not become bed ridden, so he or she recommended walking. Lou sees a grifting opportunity to buy a new shiny.

It’s a win-win scenario for him. Because if he doesn’t get the donations and can’t buy the AirPods, then he’ll just refuse to walk anyways and see it as a perfectly valid reason that he can’t do the bare minimum of exercise.

If he does get the donations and manages to buy the AirPods, then he has a new shiny to make him feel better about his life for an hour….but he still probably won’t go for a walk, that’s way too .

I don't think he's seen a doctor recently lest we heard about him complaining about it in tweets. I reckon he's just longing for the newest airpods cuz they're a more achievable goal than the latest iMac and has zero intention of walking anywhere.

 

[Mal0]

I don't think he's seen a doctor recently lest we heard about him complaining about it in tweets. I reckon he's just longing for the newest airpods cuz they're a more achievable goal than the latest iMac and has zero intention of walking anywhere.

Airpods aren't even that comfortable. Get a set of Anker Liberty Airs or Skullcandy Sesh Evo's (or Dime earbuds). They aren't the best earbuds but they are sure as hell better than airpods. I get that airpods are a status symbol, but Lou doesn't even leave the house, who's he going to impress? His nephew and the cockroaches that live in his fat folds?

 

[Dante Alighieri]

Skullcandy Sesh Evo's

These are good, got some a little ago and I love em. Very affordable and very worth it.

Lou just likes status symbols because he's a fat retard.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Skullcandy Sesh Evo's

Not sure how he can turn these down. Even has the word 'candy' in the name.

 

[MetalParakeet]

I wonder what his Playlist is like.


Anyway he needs to go out and take a walk in silence. Self reflect. Listen to nature, the birds and the sounds of an active society.

Maybe something useful will sink into that brain if he takes 5 minutes out from consooming every man made thing created

 

[Dusk]

My bet is that the Doctor told him that he needs to do something to lose weight and not become bed ridden, so he or she recommended walking. Lou sees a grifting opportunity to buy a new shiny.

It’s a win-win scenario for him. Because if he doesn’t get the donations and can’t buy the AirPods, then he’ll just refuse to walk anyways and see it as a perfectly valid reason that he can’t do the bare minimum of exercise.

If he does get the donations and manages to buy the AirPods, then he has a new shiny to make him feel better about his life for an hour….but he still probably won’t go for a walk, that’s way too .

You can't walk with earbuds that have wires. It's dangerous. You could trip over the cord and fall, or the cord could get wrapped around your neck and strangle you to death. You might as well jam live ammunition shells into your ears.

 

[Immortal Technique]

I have no idea what he's talking about, but it's funny coming from a guy that can't handle any person having conservative or religious points of views.

https://archive.fo/eqZxZ

 

[Athena's Biggest Fan]

I have no idea what he's talking about, but it's funny coming from a guy that can't handle any person having conservative or religious points of views.
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https://archive.fo/eqZxZ

He's parodying Diezel Raccoon's tweet about being banned from Texas Furry Fiesta. https://kiwifarms.net/threads/diezelraccoon-william-mcclanathan.25050/post-8870628

It took him two days to come up with this when most of Twitter has moved on from it and the joke was old seconds after the first person tweeted something similar two days ago. Way to try and be relevant, Lou.

 

[Itspinklava]

My favorite part of Lou’s grift is him saying “nothing is mandatory”. I’m sure in his mind he thinks saying this 100% absolves him from begging for $500 all month and asking for more money for fucking Airpods. All it really implies that he feels donations to his t r a m s c r o w f u n d are mandatory, and shows how entitled to other people’s money he thinks he is.

 

[Norman B. Normal]

He's parodying Diezel Raccoon's tweet about being banned from Texas Furry Fiesta. https://kiwifarms.net/threads/diezelraccoon-william-mcclanathan.25050/post-8870628

It took him two days to come up with this when most of Twitter has moved on from it and the joke was old seconds after the first person tweeted something similar two days ago. Way to try and be relevant, Lou.

Yeah, and he didn't even come up with his version on his own, either:

https://twitter.com/troothqueen/status/1387462266136711168 | https://archive.li/wip/nqzCJ

Clever. (It's a reference to "Istanbul (Not Constantinople)" by the Four Lads, although Lou is surely referencing the version by They Might Be Giants.)

 

[Theophilus Thistler]

Hey guys!

https://archive.md/A6XtF

Spoiler: full res

 

[Loona]

I wonder what his Playlist is like.


Anyway he needs to go out and take a walk in silence. Self reflect. Listen to nature, the birds and the sounds of an active society.

Maybe something useful will sink into that brain if he takes 5 minutes out from consooming every man made thing created

I'm willing to bet that Lou just listens to whatever plays on the radio and/or music made by furry artists because he just has to CONSOOM anything that has the furry label on it. On FurAffinity, there's a section of the profile where you can add some of your favorite stuff. One of the fields is "Favorite Music" and Lou just put a very vague "Yes".

This is pretty weird because most people have a definite preference when it comes to music genres and occasionally talk about music. Meanwhile, Lou never tweets about what his favorite songs/artists are, or even retweets stuff from those artists (for example, announcements)

 

[Theophilus Thistler]

This is pretty weird because most people have a definite preference when it comes to music genres and occasionally talk about music. Meanwhile, Lou never tweets about what his favorite songs/artists are, or even retweets stuff from those artists (for example, announcements)

Not to mention Lou hasn't even once stated he wants the airpods for listening to music just "general listening".

>need
>100% want

https://archive.md/0nGkC

 

[Parasaurolophus]

Hey guys!
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https://archive.md/A6XtF

Spoiler: full res

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What an insidious, little thief. Sure, it's not mandatory, just say that. Never mind that you phrase it like whatever it is you want to buy is necessary for your mobility, troothqueen. You go, girl! Or not, like is normally the case, with or without airpods

 

[The Dude]

If Louie truly meant it when he says donations aren't mandatory, then he wouldn't get all ass-broken and throw tard tantrums when he doesn't get money. But he DOES feel that it's mandatory. It's his current want, he's letting people know he needs money for it, so they had better fucking cough up the coin. Doesn't matter if it's $100 for new Airpods, or $1800 for a new computer, if he wants that new shiny then people better pay up, or he will hound them obnoxiously with posts about needing the money, needing the new shiny to make his life feel worth living, and will even threaten suicide until he gets what he wants. We've been keeping tabs on Louie for, what? A bit over a year now? And how many times has he pulled this kind of shit? And every time he always assures everyone that "nothing is mandatory"...until it is and he starts making posts essentially saying "I'm not going away, I want money for this new thing, and I'll keep making obnoxious posts, guilt trip, and suicide bait until I get what I want. So if you want me to shut up, then pay up!" Just you wait until that new Mac he wants becomes available.

 

[RonRiot]

Lmao I am unable. He's so fragile that someone offering an alternative makes him sperg out. The carefully balanced psychosis he constructs of "this next consoomer good will fix me" must not be challenged. I know it hasn't worked yet, Lou, but that's just because you haven't found the right tablet! Eventually you'll order something online that'll make your life worth living! I mean, you could get a job and try to better yourself, but waiting for a miracle is way more practical.

His rage at having cheaper headphones suggested is no different to the rage of the bum at the city bus station if someone offers to buy him the ticket he desperately needs the money for instead of just handing over the cash. Just a junkie being denied his fix.
$100 is about two shifts at work for someone at one of the minimum wage jobs Lou thinks is beneath him. But sure, they should hand it over to fatty no questions asked.

 

[The Dude]

His rage at having cheaper headphones suggested is no different to the rage of the bum at the city bus station if someone offers to buy him the ticket he desperately needs the money for instead of just handing over the cash. Just a junkie being denied his fix.
$100 is about two shifts at work for someone at one of the minimum wage jobs Lou thinks is beneath him. But sure, they should hand it over to fatty no questions asked.

Exactly. I've been saying for a long time that Louie's behavior whenever there's a new big shiny that he wants is exactly the same as a junkie jonesing in a bad way for a fix. And just like a junkie who wants his fix of Horse or Crack or whatever, Louie will go to desperate lengths, debase himself, lie, cheat, and steal to get his fix. Addictions are all the same when you get down to brass tacks. Doesn't matter if it's shopping for tablets, a bottle of booze, or a dime bag of Heroin. Which is funny and hypocritical given that Louie has looked down his nose at his half-brother for being a recovering addict. At least Louie's brother has gone to rehab, tried to get clean, and worked at becoming a better person. Louie has done sweet fuck-all to become a better person.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Yeah, and he didn't even come up with his version on his own, either:
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https://twitter.com/troothqueen/status/1387462266136711168 | https://archive.md/wip/nqzCJ

Clever. (It's a reference to "Istanbul (Not Constantinople)" by the Four Lads, although Lou is surely referencing the version by They Might Be Giants.)

None of you fat incels ever 'literally shake' or richter scales the world over would peg.

I'm willing to bet that Lou just listens to whatever plays on the radio and/or music made by furry artists because he just has to CONSOOM anything that has the furry label on it. On FurAffinity, there's a section of the profile where you can add some of your favorite stuff. One of the fields is "Favorite Music" and Lou just put a very vague "Yes".
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This is pretty weird because most people have a definite preference when it comes to music genres and occasionally talk about music. Meanwhile, Lou never tweets about what his favorite songs/artists are, or even retweets stuff from those artists (for example, announcements)

Only one song he listens to on a loop:

We've been keeping tabs on Louie for, what? A bit over a year now? And how many times has he pulled this kind of shit?

And imagine how long he's been pulling it before we noticed.

 

[SIGSEGV]

Only one song he listens to on a loop:

You have the right album, but it's actually this song:

 

[kevin]

I'm willing to bet that Lou just listens to whatever plays on the radio and/or music made by furry artists because he just has to CONSOOM anything that has the furry label on it. On FurAffinity, there's a section of the profile where you can add some of your favorite stuff. One of the fields is "Favorite Music" and Lou just put a very vague "Yes".
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This is pretty weird because most people have a definite preference when it comes to music genres and occasionally talk about music. Meanwhile, Lou never tweets about what his favorite songs/artists are, or even retweets stuff from those artists (for example, announcements)

if it were anyone else I would think he meant Yes the English rock band, but I think even that is too high brow for him. he probably just listens to My Little Pony songs all the time. don't bronies write tons of fan songs?
really though I'm surprised his answer to "favorite food and drink" wasn't just "yes." then again he probably wouldn't want anyone thinking he liked healthy foods like vegetables.