Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

How will Anisa beg for attention next?

  • In a hospital bed with some caption like “I lived bitch"

    Votes: 201 8.3%
  • Announces her psych hospitalization to the world on the podcast

    Votes: 218 9.0%
  • Vagueposting on Twitter about self harm

    Votes: 781 32.3%
  • Announces that it was actually Ian who was going to kill himself, she just wants the sympathy

    Votes: 453 18.8%
  • Divorce from Poo-Pants Swastika Boy

    Votes: 502 20.8%
  • Takes a break from all social media (lol)

    Votes: 261 10.8%

  • Total voters
    2,416
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This has got to be the worst done tattoo I've seen by a professional... The dagger guard is in front of the blade!? Not to mention the god awful proportions on the legs...yikes

It doesn't look like the grip of the blade is connecting to the rest of the hilt either. It just looks like a giant hole at the top of the dagger. :story:

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This tattoo is like a special optical illusion -- the more you look at it, the worse it gets.
 
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This has got to be the worst done tattoo I've seen by a professional... The dagger guard is in front of the blade!? Not to mention the god awful proportions on the legs...yikes
Okay, forget cheaping out on the ring. How do you have that much money and skimp out on getting good tattoos? These look like some 19 year old college dropout did them in his dad's basement. I've seen amateur work way better than this.

What the fuck is this even supposed to symbolize anyway? ...wait, this is Anisa. She just picked it out of the first five pages of the shitty artist's catalogue.
 
Okay, forget cheaping out on the ring. How do you have that much money and skimp out on getting good tattoos?
I think the answer is that they aren't that rich and they can't afford nice rings or nice tattoos. Diamond industry sperging aside, why do they own such shitty things? Could it be that Anisa's onlyfans is failing?
 
Her nipples are barely holding together lol, i suppose a ring in them might finally destroy them or be the glue that keeps them together.
Anisa inquired about getting nipple piercings awhile ago, but the piercer told her that her breast augmentation was not fully healed yet and they refused to do it. Thankfully, the piercers in Anisa's life have common sense, unlike the tattoo artists.
 
Anisa inquired about getting nipple piercings awhile ago, but the piercer told her that her breast augmentation was not fully healed yet and they refused to do it. Thankfully, the piercers in Anisa's life have common sense, unlike the tattoo artists.
Too bad the pasties producers weren't consulted before she stamped them on freshly operated nipples, hehe.
 
Totally get the disappointment from his fans but I agree that he is unintentionally funnier now.
Sure he would make videos and some of them would be kinda funny. I never watched bad unboxing but did see a few content cops and they were alright, not "omg I gotta show this to my friends" funny but there was humor there.
But now, what he has become since Anisa destroyed his reputation is far more entertaining.

The video he made in response to people calling him a simp is the funniest video he's ever made. I'm sure he doesn't think so but his words conflicting with his body language, his eyes looking like he's on the verge of tears, it's like if MadTV did a parody of a broken man trying to convince the audience that he's genuine and not pushing through all the rage and sadness that he feels inside.
Absolutely kino.
Maybe its just me but i tought all of his content was shit. Bad unboxing is crap, kickstartercrap other people have done better and funnier. Content cop was ok, but it was mostly fun due to the reaction of the "youtube comunity" and the vitctims of the videos. The videos themselves werent that well put togheter with inchorent skits and some pretty boring humour.
Marriage is always a bad idea IMO but 2 properties in North America and a white women?

Life could definitely be a lot worse
Half irish, half arab.
Thats not even amerimutt white bro.
See, the big difference here is that Critical is a genuine and likable person who's good at the niche he fills. There's a very good reason Critical gets hundreds of thousands, if not over a million views per video while Ian gets... significantly less than 100k per video.
Ian was pretty good at scripted content, he can make pretty entertaining "in the wild" shots, and he's got plenty of talented friends to work with him. If Jontron can still make his scripted content work after all this time, Ian could make it work too. But no, he's become a trend chaser, the very thing he himself lamented.
The only geniune things about critkial is that he is a cuck and a moron.
He makes the most boring basic bitch tier trend chasing content without any flair or entertainment. There are hundereds of him online like that indian guy who makes rushed content about stuff upvoted on reddit or that asian guy who makes clickbaity videos about games.
 
There are a lot of popular creators who are actually kind of shitty. Half of it is just being there to go viral at the right time, the other half is shitting out videos so often that people keep watching.

I don't like iDubbbz anymore and I don't watch Moist Critikal. But I'd rather take a Critikal video than an iDubbbz one, because at least Crit makes videos regularly enough for me to find one I like. iDubbbz is boring as hell now.
 
Vancouver is just as bad if not worse than Seattle. The city's flooded with homeless vagrants and Chinese economic refugees that refuse to assimilate. Seattle is a shithole but at least it's not a chink economic development zone. Still an awful place to live with terrible public services but its better Vancouver by a long shot.
Highly based take. The only part missing is the farcical sensation of being in an international hotel where everyone is just stopping by and trying desperately not to look at the various people expressing their drug induced psychosis with screaming nonsense.
 
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Okay, forget cheaping out on the ring. How do you have that much money and skimp out on getting good tattoos? These look like some 19 year old college dropout did them in his dad's basement. I've seen amateur work way better than this.

What the fuck is this even supposed to symbolize anyway? ...wait, this is Anisa. She just picked it out of the first five pages of the shitty artist's catalogue.
I agree. No matter how much Ian is cashing in from the glory days, there is no way he is nearly as rich as some would want to believe considering how many blows his fortune has taken because of Anisa alone. Not even taking into account his videos are coded as adult content in the secret YouTube rating system, which means even less revenue.

Am I suggesting he is not a millionaire? No, even that would be a stretch. What I am suggesting is he is on a dangerous trajectory to lose more than he can gain and frugal or not Anisa is creating expenses out of thin air. Not only the houses and the botched tits, but I would also even venture to say even those tats and other purchases might be Ian being a good provider for his dom.
 
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