Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

[DeusVult]

You know, Fabletics should drop her, there's a much better option for targeting her same demographic:

Spoiler

Her moon madness is reflected on TikTok
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None of the people I know, who are in harmony with themselves, are yapping constantly about self-love and none of them will ever tell anyone to say 'Just say fuck it, just accept what a failure you are'. Yes, one should not flog him-/herself over some tiny imperfection, but one should always strive to improve.
And she tries to fill the void in her soul with starbucks ... holy shit, this is so pathetic.

 

[Water-T]

Tess translation: “ I’m worried about my Instagram engagement so here’s a photo of me pretending not to care about my Instagram engagement. “
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Tess needs to work on her "I'M NOT MAD YOUSE GUISE!' face, because it's not fooling anyone.

It makes her look like she suffered a stroke.

 

[Internet's Boyfriend]

Tess translation: “ I’m worried about my Instagram engagement so here’s a photo of me pretending not to care about my Instagram engagement. “
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This selfie is so forced it's unsettling.

She's trying to look happy and carefree but it's like she's never actually felt happy and carefree so she just comes off as psychotic.

 

[Poop Shoot]

From my browsing of the plastic surgery thread, I’m convinced Tess had a medical thread lift done on her eyes along her Botox and fillers. It costs about 2k and lasts a year(ish).

I’ve attached a picture of what a before and after looks like, it’s not of Tess specifically but the end result looks very similar.

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

From my browsing of the plastic surgery thread, I’m convinced Tess had a medical thread lift done on her eyes along her Botox and fillers. It costs about 2k and lasts a year(ish).

I’ve attached a picture of what a before and after looks like, it’s not of Tess specifically but the end result looks very similar.

I think you are spot on and lines up with her comment about no longer being able to wink. Not that I’d want her to do that, of course. I suppose she can pretend to wink for her john while she farts on another cake.

 

[Tesshollidaysflupaknees]

Tess posted a new episode of her podcast onto YouTube.

 

[noco]

Tess posted a new episode of her podcast onto YouTube.

Tess should have given Jolene a shoutout, she's kinda earned that "supernanny" title.

Also lol, Bowie gets kicked out only 7 mins into the podcast.

 

[Crepidodera fulvicornis]

Tess posted a new episode of her podcast onto YouTube.

751 views for 6th;
545 views for 7th;
654 views for 8th.

Come on Tess, end this with a Bang!

 

[Flawmil]

I will say that the wisdom tooth body is dumb af but as someone who claims to be “body positive” and claims that plastic surgery is also body positive.....

 

[Brittnay Matthews]

I will say that the wisdom tooth body is dumb af but as someone who claims to be “body positive” and claims that plastic surgery is also body positive.....
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I can't believe tess is so self unaware she dares to make fun of others' bodies when she's the one who has a front butt.

 

[Poop Shoot]

That cunt, if someone commented “beach ball” she’d be crying into her third ice cream by now.

 

[NoReturn]

"I don't just eat dunkaroos! I don't I don't I don't!"

 

[Pina Colada]

Another "gentleman caller" spotted!

 

[AuriSaurus]

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"I don't just eat dunkaroos! I don't I don't I don't!"

I’d really like to know who is driving Tess to the store when she goes to the grocery store stoned. And if she’s waiting until she’s in the parking lot to get high, she’s still stoned when she’s driving home. She parents stoned, she drives stoned, I wonder how much she drives Bowie around high in some capacity. Incredible what some people will admit on camera.

 

[Water-T]

Another "gentleman caller" spotted!
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Uh oh - Ma Mo has some competition. He better lock in that "meeting" before the elevated demand makes Tess' rates go up!

 

[Sparklepants]

I’d really like to know who is driving Tess to the store when she goes to the grocery store stoned. And if she’s waiting until she’s in the parking lot to get high, she’s still stoned when she’s driving home. She parents stoned, she drives stoned, I wonder how much she drives Bowie around high in some capacity. Incredible what some people will admit on camera.

Or she's ubering to and from.

 

[Honeycrispsky]

Look who I found in a Charlie Gold comment section! Citrine Dream clipped it for a video, I was pleasantly surprised to see that Peter Gallagher's Eyebrows spends time calling out fatties of all creeds and races. He seems to be a good egg and I hope Tess is deeply bothered by his comments.

 

[tasty humane burger]

I got 8 mins into this one, which is a record for me, as her fake Valley girl voice grates me so much.

Jo Frost added to the long list of BFFs.

Also love how Tess now has the hooves covered because she knows otherwise they'll just attract hate comments.

Bowie is such a cute kid, I know we say this a lot but I feel so bad for him having such narc parents.

 

[Gramlol]

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"I don't just eat dunkaroos! I don't I don't I don't!"

Lol at her thinking trail mix cookies are healthy because vegan, that trader Joe's pickle potato chips are somehow not the same as Lay's, and that muffins aren't just cake.
If this is her idea of a healthy shop I can see why she's fat lol

 

[ADHD]

Tess posted a new episode of her podcast onto YouTube.

I would love to know what was going through the Supernanny's mind while she was on a podcast with such a shitty, negligent parent.