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[The Elusive Earl]

And their parched land needs greywater irrigation; with water so scarce, it needs to be used twice. As far as we know, right now they have 6-12 adults' shower and laundry water doing nothing but mixing with sewage and rendering it useless for doing anything but filling up their septic tank.

They shower and do laundry? Since when?

Edit: ninja'd

 

[Longdrink]

I will never understand people who spend thousands on security systems and then show me where everything is on a youtube video under their real name doubly so if the location is public knowledge. Ever notice that banks and airports don't make a "here are all our security systems video" yeah that's because if people are aware of what system you have it makes it infinitely easier to counter. This sorta just proves to me that ether a. they don't believe there's a real threat or b. they are stupid.

I think it's c. both.

Gonna need a source on that calculation. That is not what 70lbs of ground looks like either packaged up or in the pan. They look either small scale or locally packaged so they probably aren't precise 1lb packages.

t. have processed and sealed 50+lbs of ground at one time

Had said 7x 1lb, not 70lb.

 

[break these cuffs]

Had said 7x 1lb, not 70lb.

He edited the post.

 

[Longdrink]

He edited the post.

Oh, sorry about that then.

 

[0 0]

Do we have a septic tank expert in here? Cause I wanna know how long they have until it explodes

I think such an event would be a non-issue to them. They keep Jen and Kevin around for a reason.

 

[Ghostse]

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I was trying to understand how all these people where so fat if they where only posting salad pictures but I think this image gives us a better idea.

each pack = 1 lb
1,506 calories = ground beef 1 lb
7 x 1,506 = 10,542 calories
10,542 calories / 5 people (in fairness they're could be more people but I tend to only see 5 at a time) = 2,108 calories
The ideal daily intake is 2,500 for men meaning they are eating apx a whole days with of calories in this one meal in meat alone.

If you are doing even token ranch work, its going to be more than 2500 calories, to be fair.

Unrelated (because these speds would never have the dedication to stick to anything)
I had a friend who was doing marathon training, and his doctor put him on a 7,000 calorie minimum diet. He hated it, because you can only eat so much ice cream and some point your girlfriend is cramming chicken breasts into a blender with heavy cream because you need another 600 calories and whatever grams of protein and you are literally too tired to chew.
That and the nipple chaffing are why he did the one and said "good enough, I'm done".

Actually, I feel I should point out that not everyone has basic human rights now. Discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation (in hiring, workplace, medicine, housing, etc) is perfectly legal in many parts of the US and there is no federal ban on it. There is no federal ban on conversion therapy (read: torture of gay children and teens/young adults in order to "turn them straight"), and it is only banned by state law in 20 states. There are no protections for gay couples seeking to adopt, and many if not most adoption agencies strictly refuse to allow same-sex couples to adopt. I could probably keep going for some time on the rights that homosexual individuals and same-sex couples are still lacking in this country (and longer if I included any other countries, since there are still places where being gay is punishable by death).

I say this because I feel like it should be clear that the trans and "queer" (read: straight) takeover of the "LGBT" movement didn't happen because "lol we were done with gay rights anyway," it happened despite the fact that there is still important work to be done for gay rights and there are still basic human rights and protections that gay people do not have.

Also, the whole "gay activism = pedo activism" thing is very overdone and stale. In that day and age, pretty much every community had a pedophile problem unfortunately. It wasn't unique to the gays. I can't think of a single rock star from that age who hasn't been revealed to be a pedophile who preyed on young girls, for example. Society had - and has! - a serious pedophile problem that no one has ever wanted to address.

Counter point, a lot of gays and non-gays are insufferable faggots, and hunting them should be legal.
You are also doing the whole thing where you are dismissing the very real gay pedo problem by saying "well what about"/"not all." Mick Jagger getting a balcony hummer from a highschool girl doesn't excuse Bryan Singer's hottub of teen boys, or the BBQ Alliance coming out in force to simp for that teacher who was fucking her underaged student because "muh pure oppressed lebsian love".

their own personal “Burning Ma’am “

This is what perfection looks like.

 

[Lovecraft's Cat]

Actually, I feel I should point out that not everyone has basic human rights now. Discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation (in hiring, workplace, medicine, housing, etc) is perfectly legal in many parts of the US and there is no federal ban on it.

Just as it should be

 

[scallion]

I swear these dudes have taco day every other day.

Arguably one of their better decisions

 

[Neko GF]

One of the doggos died:

https://twitter.com/TenaciousRanch/status/1387871675748741123 (Archive)

 

[scallion]

One of the doggos died:
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https://twitter.com/TenaciousRanch/status/1387871675748741123 (Archive)

Didn't know Earl was a veterinary surgeon

 

[Ghostse]

Didn't know Earl was a veterinary surgeon

Earl's been going to night school ever since the Tranchers started running patrols and putting up cameras.

 

[Gone Ham]

One of the doggos died:
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https://twitter.com/TenaciousRanch/status/1387871675748741123 (Archive)

I don't feel bad. I'm actually glad that dog got out of that hellscape. It's in a better place now

 

[Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg]

Okay, before this thread gets too tommied:

Tommy, do you intend to visit the Ranch?

no

 

[Captain Fitzbattleaxe]

no

Of course you lost interest as soon as the dog died.

 

[The Elusive Earl]

I thought it was banished for good this time, but it returns

 

[AprilRains]

Of course you lost interest as soon as the dog died.

There are other dogs there, Tommy!

 

[The Elusive Earl]

There are other dogs there, Tommy!

That might have been the only one that really turned him on
it might still be

 

[Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg]

There are other dogs there, Tommy!

Seriously, you sick fucks need to stop projecting your zoophilic fantasies at me.

 

[AnOminous]

Seriously, you sick fucks need to stop projecting your zoophilic fantasies at me.

Shut the fuck up dog rapist. You dog diddling piece of shit. Quit raping dogs.

 

[SIGSEGV]

Seriously, you sick fucks need to stop projecting your zoophilic fantasies at me.

"You don't like dogfuckers? That actually means you're the dogfucker."
Amazing logic, Tommy. Go do a swan dive into a woodchipper.