Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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    Votes: 349 9.9%
  • I don't care

    Votes: 2,630 74.4%

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Unless she has a form of Synesthesia which I highly doubt
Don’t give her ideas. If she reads this she’ll be talking about her “diagnosed synesthesia” for ages.
“I just liek ...see colors when I hear music liek yall?? It’s so weird omigod my therapist says im the only one in the world who has it btw.”
 
She still might make enough. I've heard Youtube pays an average of about 7 bucks for 1000 views. That would be 175 dollars a day if she gets 25k views a day. Thats 1225 a week. Take taxes out and I guestimate she is still making 4k a month. That's enough to afford a Lexington 2 bedroom even with her food diet
Are you forgetting that Youtube takes 45% of that 4,900? Then she still has to take taxes out? So no, she does NOT make enough for rent AND her daily engorging.
 
Lease is up June / Late June. She will have to move because her ads are not up to snuff. She is eating into savings now, so everything she does is essentially a diminishing return and not even in lol content either which actually surprised me.

Atm she is netting about 25k views a day across her videos which for legacy content is not that good. In a month for now its just shy of 800k which is you are claiming for your job is nothing. This does not even quantify demonetised content or low ads.

This is her too at the beginning of her channel death too 800k in a month becomes 750k / 700k / 600k. It is simply unsustainable because she has done nothing but emulate her entire life on Youtube. Her channel is almost a carbon copy of Learning to be fearless down to the language.

Sadly this is what happens when a lolcow figuratively dies; people question and lament and simply move on. Do I see a glorious return? Nah because so many people have moved on in different spaces and Amber is too dumb to figure that out.
You’d know if she wasn’t making money. She has nothing else. She can’t do anything else. She’s putting in exactly enough effort to get by and have some spending money. She’s stupid as fuck but she knows exactly how lazy she can get away with being.

Amber is absolutely fucking useless. If she felt that her income was being threatened, she would certainly go into troll overdrive. When she’s half assing her content, she’s doing okay. If nothing else, she can live stream and the autistic and desperate super chats will roll in like high tide. If there’s one thing about Amber’s channel that’s consistent, it’s the retard level of her audience. They’ll throw at least 5 bucks at her in an attempt to get her to read their stupid comments lol have you seen how fast her chat goes when she’s live?

I keep saying it, but I’m sure we will be made well aware when her channel actually declines. Someone who has nothing else to live for will react very obviously when their entire livelihood is in danger of being doomed. Either she has a lot more in savings than everyone thought and she’s just not panicking/low on money yet, or nobody who speculates on her income actually knows what they’re talking about. When we start getting good milk again, we’ll know that shit is really hitting the fan.
She’s not going to get the views she was getting a couple years ago otherwise. She’s way too lazy and complacent.
 
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I keep saying it, but I’m sure we will be made well aware when her channel actually declines. Someone who has nothing else to live for will react very obviously when their entire livelihood is in danger of being doomed...

She’s stupid as fuck but she knows exactly how lazy she can get away with being
Every time I see you say this, I always feel pensive. A bit more melancholic each time
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Just how many fucking Ambaby tards are there in the world? Especially as of now, Hamber has reached entire new levels of smug cuntiness and video content so monotonous and mind numbing that they couldn't even entertain an incontinent paint chip eater .. could they?

And how is it possible for all these new reaction channels to just keep popping up, just an endless sea of autism and genuine faggotry they pretend is performative? Why?


Seriously it's absolutely astonishing how Big Al had plateaued such a long time ago and still her sub count continues steadily upwards and there are more and more reaction channels with each new generation of these pathetic retards more A.Loggy than the last. I don't understand the complete and utter lack of self respect and self awareness it takes to make reaction videos flexing on a 600lb meth baby walrus, whose inbred trash genetic makeup had always destined her a meaningless, vapid life of consumption and pigheaded vanity. It's not really a roast when you're compulsively following it up with how that'll never be you or you'd never make the choices of a braindead sow whose delusions include
  • I don't have cancer anymore because I don't feel like I do
  • I have trouble sleeping at night because it's difficult to breathe and a doctor told me I have sleep apnea. But I don't have sleep apnea, so done and sick of these rumors
  • My body (and the reality) may be that I'm a 30 something, 600lbs beached whale gasping for air, but I disagreeeeeeeee. FOR ME, I'm actually a 14 year old model/influencer/tik Tok rising star. My truth is different than your reality, deal with it
  • Dainty hymen hole surgery is a thing. And only the daintiest holes qualify, that's why I had dainty hymen hole surgery last year
But its these reaction channels that help keep her up float. They're a self-generating economy of YouTube coin and bottomfeeders. The bar is set so fucking low that a shit tier channel like Sinatra can have a faceless fag and hag hacking and coughing into the mic, pausing to sneer out some roasts borrowed from the nearest playground and to shriek "EEEEEEEEN!!" and there are just so many retards lapping it up. Acting like they're witness to some Andy Kaufman comedic ingenuity and complexity
 
You’d know if she wasn’t making money. She has nothing else. She can’t do anything else. She’s putting in exactly enough effort to get by and have some spending money. She’s stupid as fuck but she knows exactly how lazy she can get away with being.

Amber is absolutely fucking useless. If she felt that her income was being threatened, she would certainly go into troll overdrive. When she’s half assing her content, she’s doing okay. If nothing else, she can live stream and the autistic and desperate super chats will roll in like high tide. If there’s one thing about Amber’s channel that’s consistent, it’s the retard level of her audience. They’ll throw at least 5 bucks at her in an attempt to get her to read their stupid comments lol have you seen how fast her chat goes when she’s live?

I keep saying it, but I’m sure we will be made well aware when her channel actually declines. Someone who has nothing else to live for will react very obviously when their entire livelihood is in danger of being doomed. Either she has a lot more in savings than everyone thought and she’s just not panicking/low on money yet, or nobody who speculates on her income actually knows what they’re talking about. When we start getting good milk again, we’ll know that shit is really hitting the fan.
She’s not going to get the views she was getting a couple years ago otherwise. She’s way too lazy and complacent.
You're right. She is getting by. Now that she hasn't uploaded in more than a week, she can give it a bit more time, wait 'til the audience start to worry, then she can do a 3 hour livestream of "GRWM | where have i been?" and superchats will come again.

I guess for Amber there really is no point to generate more money. Why do it if you know you're going to disappear in a couple of years? Might as well just savor what's left (in the plate or otherwise) and "live your best life."

There's no more weight loss. It's been 7-8 years already. A really long time of just failure and failure. That's enough for anyone to lose hope and just embrace demise, especially if you get paid for it.
 
There's no more weight loss. It's been 7-8 years already. A really long time of just failure and failure. That's enough for anyone to lose hope and just embrace demise, especially if you get paid for it.

She's a basic white girl that had the dumb luck of becoming ghetto rich because she's a deathfat. Amber doesn't deserve the attention nor the money her fat bitch schtick brings. She'll never change, she'll never take responsibility, and it's making me feel fatigued. The smug attitude she has on her livestreams makes me wish her faster towards the grave. Call me fatphobic or whatever, but I'm still convinced her parasitic ass needs to die.
 
She's a basic white girl that had the dumb luck of becoming ghetto rich because she's a deathfat. Amber doesn't deserve the attention nor the money her fat bitch schtick brings. She'll never change, she'll never take responsibility, and it's making me feel fatigued. The smug attitude she has on her livestreams makes me wish her faster towards the grave. Call me fatphobic or whatever, but I'm still convinced her parasitic ass needs to die.
I’m a big believer in karma, so I’m extremely hesitant to wish death upon anyone. That being said, if she did die, I’d have a hard time sympathizing. We’ve all had struggles, some of which could have very well led us to an early grave (mental illness, ED, addiction, reckless behavior, anger issues) but I believe that most people deal with and overcome those issues.

I’m of the opinion that most people have serious issues at least for a small period of their life. What’s left over is a smaller percentage that either don’t have the resources to move past whatever is bringing then down, or people who embrace the hedonism and turn it into a lifestyle.

Big Al is very clearly the latter, and I know
I’m not alone in thinking that she absolutely doesn’t deserve what she has. Most people who just say “fuck it” don’t end up making a livable wage by exploiting their mental illness at the world’s easiest job. Most people who have the issues that she has either have to get help, or their life ends up being extremely difficult.

We see the small percentage that manage to turn being a train wreck into a career and it is often infuriating. My question is, how long will it really last? We’ve seen the biggest content creators like Shane Dawson and James Charles have the table cloth pulled right out from under them in an instant, so why not someone like Amber? She’s pulled multiple stunts that would get more liked people cancelled without a doubt.

The only logical answer is that nobody actually likes her and her audience WILL keep coming back because they’re not waiting for her to make a positive change, they’re waiting for her to fail miserably. What they don’t realize is that she’s perpetually failing miserably and they’re blinded to that fact because they’ve become desensitized by seeing bigger cancellations. And even with a lot of those, the creator isn’t ever truly canceled. Trisha Paytas is a good example of that.
Hell, even Shane is slowly coming back and to nobody’s surprise, people are actually being receptive.

I think Amber will continue to ride the plateau that she’s currently on for awhile. Nothing she says or does will lead to an abrupt end to her career. In fact, the worse she acts, the better her channel performs. People eat that shit up. I don’t see her burning out any time soon. She will inevitably run into worse and worse issues as she gets bigger and older and each one will lead to a small rejuvenation to her channel. People are going to have to naturally lose interest as time goes on. The only other way i can see her becoming completely irrelevant is if people start to think like us and they get tired of watching a 600lb toddler verbally abuse them while committing a slow suicide on camera, all while making a good living while the rest of us have to actually work to survive. I think the latter will be a much slower process. Her audience seems to completely replace its self every year or two and the ones that are around now don’t have the self restraint to stop engaging with her content long enough for the algorithm to forget that she exisrs.

Aside from that, maybe YouTube will become more strict with advertising and she’ll lose interest completely. We all know that the only reason she still uploads is for a check. You can see that clearly based on the quality of the “content” she uploads.

I think Amber is going to smugly and cuntily stay quasi relevant and financially secure for a lot longer than any of us want to admit.
 
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I don't think it necessarily means anything, but can anyone remember the last time she went totally radio-silent?

It's not the norm for this attention whore to not be posting some inane crap on her 'socials'
She went completely radio silent in January I believe. She does this multiple times a year as it is the least amount of effort for the most speculation and attention. Until there is an actual death announcement on her mothers or Becky's Facebook you can rest easy knowing she is eating well a top pillow mountain.
 
Amber could have been using this time out of the spotlight (all eyes were understandably on Chantal’s wacky hijinks) to surprise everyone and lose a little weight for the upcoming royal wedding:
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Or at least pick out a pretty dress, hairstyle, handbag and earreens in a not so subtle attempt to try to upstage the bride. How much will she cry at their wedding and blame it on happy tears? How is her own wedding planning coming along? That tacky, fake marble wedding planner journal she purchased is probably as empty as her head. Or is she just waiting to copy D&D’s wedding details? The flowers, the music, THE CAKE.

One lymphoedema layg reveal youchoob event would drum up enough profit to pay for their entire reception but she’s been sitting there ordering expensive takeout multiple times a day while Becky, perhaps, is sketching up her dream wedding cake:
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It's seems a bit strange for her to consider herself passionate about these things since it doesn't really come across in any video. If you talk to anyone who's passionate about anything, they'll quickly get into the specifics of what they're interested in and be able to carry a reasonably interesting conversation about it. You'll rarely see someone who's interested in art just talk broadly about "art" and never delve deeper than just describing what the word means. Yet somehow we're supposed to believe amber loves poetry, writing and dancing despite not being able to talk about it in any greater depth than summarizing what's written on the back of a book or just saying she "loves" it.

I guess the obvious answer to all of this is that Amber isn't actually passionate about any of this stuff. She likes the aesthetics of a girl who loves dance and journals her deep personal thoughts but when it comes to doing this stuff she manages to just do the bare minimum, which is why we always see her journals only being used for the first 5 pages.

Yep normies keep falling for it too, she does it when her channel has the lowest traction and she comes back, rinse and repeat. Though the latest attempts in January she did not garner as much attention as she hoped due to Chantal being so active.
And she rises from the "dead" with a Mookbong saying MUH MENTALZZZZZZ. It's routine at this point.
 
I don't think it necessarily means anything, but can anyone remember the last time she went totally radio-silent?

It's not the norm for this attention whore to not be posting some inane crap on her 'socials'
Fatty is the laziest fat sack of shit on this green earth AND she lies to cover it up. Remember when she first moved to The Henry and didn't post for a while? Then when she came back she claimed it was because they were waiting for their internet to be connected? The Henry had and still has free internet for all tenants - nothing to wait for - but a perfect excuse for a fat lazy fuck to not follow her 'passion' for a couple of weeks.
 
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