Orbiter Alexander Matthew Bruce Vickers / Xander / The Demon Baby / "Ralphababy" - Genetical Spawn of the Gunt. Ralph's paper abortion.

Ralphamale said:
You can see the phone the photo was taken with. Very white trash to not just get the print outs so yes, it is Faith.
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Reverse image the search on Google...then take some meds.

EDIT: Did it for you. GoogleReverseImage.png
 
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As a father, you're supposed to ensure that your kids will be able to go through life as secure and safe as possible.


Ralph did much the opposite. Congratulations Ralph, your son will eventually see you thumbing his mom, and already has a KF thread.


You've already failed as a parent and you haven't even started.
 
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When was the due date for the guntspawn, again? Mid May? End of May? Also, one thing I was puzzling over with a few other ayylawgs; the kid might not even be Ralph's. If Faith was at the Barbie dream mansion with Dax, it could be Herrera's, it might be Digi if he wasn't on HRT at the time, Riley or even that Burd guy. Another two possible baby-daddies are Destiny and Baked, since they're both z-celebs that may have been in LA at the time, and possibly at Dax's little crackshack.
 
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When was the due date for the guntspawn, again? Mid May? End of May? Also, one thing I was puzzling over with a few other ayylawgs; the kid might not even be Ralph's. If Faith was at the Barbie dream mansion with Dax, it could be Herrera's, it might be Digi if he wasn't on HRT at the time, Riley or even that Burd guy. Another two possible baby-daddies are Destiny and Baked, since they're both z-celebs that may have been in LA at the time, and possibly at Dax's little crackshack.
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I'm pretty sure, based on the announced due date, that it rules out LA and lands the conception time frame squarely in the same time frame she was the gunt dream mansion.
 
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PhoBingas said:
When was the due date for the guntspawn, again? Mid May? End of May? Also, one thing I was puzzling over with a few other ayylawgs; the kid might not even be Ralph's. If Faith was at the Barbie dream mansion with Dax, it could be Herrera's, it might be Digi if he wasn't on HRT at the time, Riley or even that Burd guy. Another two possible baby-daddies are Destiny and Baked, since they're both z-celebs that may have been in LA at the time, and possibly at Dax's little crackshack.
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27th of May. We are officially in the tail end run. In the coming weeks he will be here.
 
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PhoBingas said:
When was the due date for the guntspawn, again? Mid May? End of May? Also, one thing I was puzzling over with a few other ayylawgs; the kid might not even be Ralph's. If Faith was at the Barbie dream mansion with Dax, it could be Herrera's, it might be Digi if he wasn't on HRT at the time, Riley or even that Burd guy. Another two possible baby-daddies are Destiny and Baked, since they're both z-celebs that may have been in LA at the time, and possibly at Dax's little crackshack.
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Please God let the baby come out with a pair of pit vipers, a selfie stick, tts enabled while eating some Mc Donalds.
LETS GOOOOOOOO goo gaa gaa.
 
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Will Faith livestream her birthing of the demon baby? Think of all the shekels you'd rake in from kiwi and normie alike, each in their own way earnest to support the new mother and their demon spawn.

PLEASE GOD LET THE BABY BE BLACK - FOR ALL THAT IS GOOD AND HOLY - LET ETHAN STILL GET HIT WITH CHILD SUPPORT - BECAUSE PATERNITY IS SOCIAL, NOT BIOLOGICAL - COMPLETE THE CYCLE
 
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Zelos Wilder said:
As a father, you're supposed to ensure that your kids will be able to go through life as secure and safe as possible.


Ralph did much the opposite. Congratulations Ralph, your son will eventually see you thumbing his mom, and already has a KF thread.


You've already failed as a parent and you haven't even started.
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Is the earliest a person has had a KF thread? A week after conception and there’s a thread for him. It would be tragic if it wasn’t so hilarious.
 
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Thundermania said:
Is the earliest a person has had a KF thread? A week after conception and there’s a thread for him. It would be tragic if it wasn’t so hilarious.
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Part of me wants to advocate removing the thread because I don't believe a child should suffer the sins of their father, but another part of me wants to be able to check back on this thread to watch videos of his first step, first word, it's very conflicting wanting Faith to simulataneously post video updates for us but also hoping she fades into obscurity but once the Vickers start pushing for Child Support . . .

@Null Please adopt Alex so we can save him from fulfilling his destiny as the Anti-corn but still recieve updates about how he's doing.
 
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Seminal Ointments Lain said:
Part of me wants to advocate removing the thread because I don't believe a child should suffer the sins of their father, but another part of me wants to be able to check back on this thread to watch videos of his first step, first word, it's very conflicting wanting Faith to simulataneously post video updates for us but also hoping she fades into obscurity but once the Vickers start pushing for Child Support . . .

@Null Please adopt Alex so we can save him from fulfilling his destiny as the Anti-corn but still recieve updates about how he's doing.
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Baby Xans will suffer the sins of his father for the entirety of his natural born life, and it will have nothing to do with KF.
 
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