Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%

  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%

  • Null

    Votes: 1,449 55.8%

  • Kanye West

    Votes: 283 10.9%

  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 608 23.4%
  • Total voters
    2,595
Constellationzero said:
And we know with the Arianna Grande minstrel show of fail, even the judge talked down to him similarly and he still persisted.
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His delusion that he knows more about the law than people who've gone to actual law school must be infuriating to actual legal professionals. He was convinced the judge in the AG case was biased against him because he wouldn't let Russ show his "awesome evidence" which consisted of a blurry picture of a security guard. His lack of theory of mind means he doesn't grasp that it doesn't mean anything to us, because it's just a pic of a bald dude. It doesn't prove anything. He claims it shows he was manhandled by security but of course, only to him. The judge wouldn't let him introduce evidence because he hadn't even stated a claim.
 
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Rustled Jimmies said:
Even though it would be glorious seeing Russell develop a crippling gambling addiction and proceed to tard rage and threaten to sure casinos, I think we are jumping the gun, he just mentioned going to a slot machine with $1.
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Perhaps, but if he plunks a dollar into a slot machine, hits the "spin" button and then it decides to pay him fifty or a hundred bucks, that'll reel him in fast and he'll never stop playing.
 
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DrJonesHat said:
And he'd twist himself in knots trying to justify it.
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All the justification he'll put forth is, "but they're hookers and they're MY hookers so I can do them whenever I want!".

You just know he's going to expect them to put out for free or he'll wind up paying them to do so and wonder why all his hookers have decided to leave and go ply their trade elsewhere.
 
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cjöcker said:
I, cjöcker intend to violate the Americans with Disabilities Act by not dating Russell Greer.
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He misunderstands the ADA. When he sued Taylor, he said her unsolicited policy violated the ADA. Apparently he thinks it gives him special privileges instead of equal rights. If she only rejected songs from disabled people, yeah, he might be right, but like all recording artists, she rejects all unsolicited music. He's hung up on that as he thinks that's the only reason he hasn't been recognized as a genius.

EDIT: I intend to violate the ADA by saying mean, but true things about Russell.
 
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Cilleystring said:
I like the idea of Russ slowly being coerced by the sexy casino waitresses to drink alcohol. On one hand, the mormon in Russ is very against it, but on the other hand Russ is more than willing to sacrifice his pride, dignity, reputation, safety, finances, career path, mental health, friends and family, and religious morals for a chance at some punani, so what's one little drink right?
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Last time I was in Nevada (Reno, not Vegas) the casino bunnies came and asked what drink you wanted, and never batted an eye if you ask for a club soda or juice or pop.

There was a 10c Roulette wheel running for beginners that I loved, you could make $20 last hours if you wanted to. It was funny as hell watching people cover so many 'corner' bets (playing a chip on an intersection covering 4 numbers paying fairly low odds) that they bet more then they could win back if one of their numbers came up! :story:

I gotta agree, people watching is one of the highlights of going to a casino. I also loved watching the cadres of old ladies with giant stacks of $1 coins in trays going from one machine where someone has stopped playing without hitting a jackpot and plugging another $20 or so into it until it paid off something, to another. The scary part is that it seemed to work with at least some of them. A couple of times I would hear the CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG of big-ass coins falling out of a machine for one of these old biddies, who would simply re-fill the stacks on her tray from the score and without expression hunt down another machine that has been 'abandoned' without paying out.

I wonder if that's still a thing, even though almost all slots are now purely electronic fancy touch-screen affairs? Maybe there's some of the old school machines at some little desert town casino full of white-haired great grannies going from machine to machine with stacks of coins in hand still. I like to think so.
 
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I haven't watched Nick's stream since Why I Sued Taylor Swift readalong and damn, what happened to him? He's just constantly shouting, getting off rails and answering to some dumb chat messages. For every minute he spends on actual Russell stuff there's like 5 of irrelevant bullshit. From getting a professional opinion on Russell's drivel, we got to an alcoholic hating on Cobra Kai.
 
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Bridgeburner said:
I haven't watched Nick's stream since Why I Sued Taylor Swift readalong and damn, what happened to him? He's just constantly shouting, getting off rails and answering to some dumb chat messages. For every minute he spends on actual Russell stuff there's like 5 of irrelevant bullshit.
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Ego.

The Russ stuff propelled Nick to some minor YouTube fame and it's gone to his head sadly.
 
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Sexy Senior Citizen said:
I intend to violate the ADA by spending time with Mrs. Sexy Senior Citizen and not letting Russell Greer have her.
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I'm going to violate it by writing a hit song and getting famous while being disabled. Russ thinks he's the only disabled person to ever write songs, so I wanna piss him off.
 
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