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Optimus Prime said:
So, after reading some of the recent posts, my brain put two and two together:

1) Phil is such an incompetent piece of shit that he prefers simple games or games that basically play themselves.

2) If you know anything about Balan Wonderworld, it's that it's insultingly basic by having a development focus of every single button only doing ONE thing per costume, the levels are uninspired, and there's not really a story whatsoever.

Conclusion: Somebody please GOD get Phil to play Balan Wonderworld. It's not a good game, but it was designed to have the least complex gameplay imaginable...meaning Phil will still fuck it up somehow.
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If Phil plays Balan Wonderworld he'll start a Twitter war about how ackshullay it's a strong contender for GOTY 2021
He'll also call Returnal the most "disappointing" game despite shitting on it before he turned it on for the first time
 
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Wauw, really cool OiC. But don't forget, buddy:
Nobody cares and you should consider fucking yourself.

Don't know how old this is, just stole it from Twitter.
 
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Zappin’ And Spazzin’ said:
If Phil plays Balan Wonderworld he'll start a Twitter war about how ackshullay it's a strong contender for GOTY 2021
He'll also call Returnal the most "disappointing" game despite shitting on it before he turned it on for the first time
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I need this to happen.

I need Phil to become the ONE person who actually likes that terrible game. It'll set the internet on fire and attract the attention of all the people Phil doesn't want looking at him.
 
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Even if OIC charged back everything or got Phils paypal banned and actually was an insider like he's claiming... I'd still think he's a fucking retard.

There is no coming back from giving Phil money.

Surly Muppet said:
After recently ranting that he would never deprive his fans of their rewards that one time because that would be wrong, this is now two $200 streams where he did not put on the double vests. It's like as soon as he said that, he had to immediately refuse to comply with the $200 tips goal going forward.

That's wrong Phil. You told me yourself!
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I think he's realised he looks fucking stupid and finally some small amount of self respect kicked in.
 
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Mr. Brown said:
Even if OIC charged back everything or got Phils paypal banned and actually was an insider like he's claiming... I'd still think he's a fucking retard.

There is no coming back from giving Phil money.
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Has OIC been around for longer than 180 days (the limit time for chargebacks)? I feel like this faggot has been around for far too long.

But I doubt that's the case. He's clearly just a lonely individual who craves for any sort of attention, not a troll, and definitely not a good troll.
 
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Wurstbrot said:
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Wauw, really cool OiC. But don't forget, buddy:
Nobody cares and you should consider fucking yourself.

Don't know how old this is, just stole it from Twitter.
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That's the snippet I took and posted earlier today, taken from the original leaked Twitch DMs which were posted around March 9th. Someone probably put it on Twitter after I posted it. Here's the original:

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Anyway, mere hours after introducing this Last Tip money-baiting tactic, DSP is already tired of it and is lashing out at people mentioning it, of course after hitting the tips goal:

 
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Red Bistro said:
I'm not familiar with BTTV but it sounds like the streamer pays for use of the service? Is Phil saying he's actually going to spend money on his stream, in a way that improves the experience for his chat? I call bullshit.

EDIT: also everyone who cares about it will have to install some dodgy browser extension. This whole service is just someone wetting their beak to display tiny ass icons in a chatbox.
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BTTV seems to be perfectly legit and is widely used. There's no charge for regular users and it has additional features beyond the emotes.
 
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grump said:
Born a leech, lived for 40 years as a leech and counting, will likely die a leech. If hes forced off twitch he will simply latch on to another service. If hes entirely kicked of the internet he will move on to another scam like maybe disability fraud or live off a trust fund. If by some miracle hes forced into an 'honest' job he will find a way to do nothing and probably be a net negative there too. Just who he is a sitting black hole of resources and mental energy. His sole contribution to society is as an amusing cautionary tale.
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My money is on disability fraud. I can see him saying "muh back, muh eyes, muh ears, muh gout, muh highschool cocktail, can't drive ack ack ack".
 
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fiddlecauliflower said:
Sorry for replying to an old post, but I always laughed at this video. He took a notoriously bad PC port to test his hardware. The game had strong pop-in on most PCs due to the megatexture technology and the game also didn't have many settings due to Carmack saying the auto configurator was better than manual settings. Had Phil tried any of the other thousand games he would probably think his PC was one of the best out there.
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Also, it says a lot about both DSP's mindset and how much money he was making back then that he got a $3000 "lemon", and immediately stuck it in a closet to collect dust. Didn't take it to a repair shop, didn't try buying new RAM or something, didn't try to sell it and get at least most of the money back. Just nope, $3000 thrown away and no attempt to salvage it.

Just like his CT condo. For 4 years, he literally just kept paying on the CT condo and HA fees without even attempting to sell it or rent it (because the property management companies couldn't follow directions and emailed him dood).

It's amazing just how much in his life DSP has wasted. Including his actual life/relationships incidentally.
 
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Salubrious said:
Just like his CT condo. For 4 years, he literally just kept paying on the CT condo and HA fees without even attempting to sell it or rent it (because the property management companies couldn't follow directions and emailed him dood).
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What's even more hilarious is that with the kind of money Phil was throwing around (and more accurately, away), he could have easily bought cheap tickets to fly back to CT and handled shit in person.

Would have saved him a shit load of money in the long run.
 
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Anyway, mere hours after introducing this Last Tip money-baiting tactic, DSP is already tired of it and is lashing out at people mentioning it, of course after hitting the tips goal:

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Did Phil just set a new record for how quickly he started berating people over a commitment he himself made?
 
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Comma said:
That's the snippet I took and posted earlier today, taken from the original leaked Twitch DMs which were posted around March 9th. Someone probably put it on Twitter after I posted it. Here's the original:

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Anyway, mere hours after introducing this Last Tip money-baiting tactic, DSP is already tired of it and is lashing out at people mentioning it, of course after hitting the tips goal:

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Maybe I'm alone here, but I absolutely love to see Phil lashing out at his viewers. Imagine sending your money to this unentertaining fuck and then having him screaming at you and calling you a moron.

That's what you get when you cross a group of mentally ill loners with an old beggar. You get what you fucking deserve, paypigs.
 
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DSP at his most insufferable, no mindless lootbox quality income like subs and cheers, and all the rewards for his fans have to come out of his time and effort and he can't pass the buck to his mods or his community to do his dirty work for him. All that is left is his low energy low effort commentary/gameplay/interactivity and he even had the audacity to complain about having to fulfill his Patreon goals and is too worried about people trolling him to give people the one thing that they want. Fucking. Hilarious.
 
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Surly Muppet said:
After recently ranting that he would never deprive his fans of their rewards that one time because that would be wrong, this is now two $200 streams where he did not put on the double vests. It's like as soon as he said that, he had to immediately refuse to comply with the $200 tips goal going forward.

That's wrong Phil. You told me yourself!
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Mr. Brown said:
I think he's realised he looks fucking stupid and finally some small amount of self respect kicked in.
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What's truly offensive is the way he refuses to be honest and go "You know what? I look stupid like this, I'm creating some other reward that DOESN'T involve being a jackass."

No, he has to get pissy and lie. Why? It makes no sense, even for him. The guy who sent him the platinum jacket was trolling him, and instead of nipping that in the bud, he has tolerated the humiliation for over a fucking year. Not even for money, either, because these dipshits will accept any reward he comes up with. He has never needed to degrade himself like this. He does it enough with his gameplay, why compound the problem by having his streams be known for arguably more embarrassing things?

What a crazy life... and not the good kind, like Hunter S. Thompson led.
 
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