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gettingthatgrooveback said:
Hello,
I wanted to stop by and tell you that DSP is one the best and juiciest lolcows on the internet.
You might not agree with that now but you will agree 10 years into the future. This man is slowly descending into schizophrenia. If things are so bad now, I can't imagine how they'll be like in 20 years. He might seriously be homeless. At this moment in time, this man can barely think and function.
I am watching the latest Snort Burnell video and I'm having trouble processing what he's saying. I can't believe what I'm hearing. He's ranting about the same shit that he ranted about over 10 years ago. Fucking review scores for fucking vidya! He's almost 40 years old and ranting about shit not even teenagers care about. And all this over a game he hasn't even played! He's judging a game that he hasn't played by the reviews which he doesn't trust. And then, he judges the reviews on top of that!
Can we step back, take a moment, and grasp how batshit insane that is? He riles himself up over this inane bullshit.

"...no, if anything, this rant is valid because I'm tired of the fucking mainstream game review sites that suck shit!"
YES, HE ACTUALLY SAID THAT. WORD-FOR-WORD. I KID YOU NOT.
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Gaming reviews are as trustworthy as Phil's own. He gave THPS remake a GOTY award despite constantly bitching about everything and spending the entire two minutes on the same half pipe doing the same trick over and over.
He's also stuck in this boomer mentality where people make their purchases based on reviews instead of youtube videos and streams.
 
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Paladin Derich said:
My money is on disability fraud. I can see him saying "muh back, muh eyes, muh ears, muh gout, muh highschool cocktail, can't drive ack ack ack".
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i dont know how it is in america but here in canada the process is a lot longer and harder than lying on your bankruptcy hearing and he's not smart enough to avoid constantly telling on himself.

on the other hand 1 google search immediately gets you webpages detailing his history of racist comments and mental instability so yeah maybe he goes this route since he's completely unemployable except for undocumented labor tier stuff. personally i think his plan is to hope his parents kick it before they burn through his inheritance on medical bills and his backup plan is to hope his addictions kill him before things get too ugly.

usually i'd say the 2nd plan there is stupid and that the human organism can take a real beating but i was watching some of his older content and the mental deterioration in his new shit is even more jarring than his physical decline. he has the reflexes, memory, organizational skills and emotional self control of an old man starting to Lose It.
 
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Salubrious said:
At least Twitch thots and Only Fans whores are, for the most part (I'm feeling generous), actually grateful for the money that their simps give them. At least it seems like it from a 50 foot view, I've never actually donated.

Even Dr. Disrespect or Ninja, even though I'm sure they names of their donators go in one ear and out the other, are at least grateful in general. Feliz Navidad!

DSP thinks he is OWED this money, so he's actually mad at the concept of being nice to his paypigs.
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Honestly, you don't have to go far on Twitch to find someone infinitely more deserving and greatful than phil. I would even say his fellow cows LTG and wingsofredemeption "deserve" it more than him. Harsh pill to swallow but its true. Phil is bottom of the barrel. His content and personality sucks.
 
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Michael Richards said:
i dont know how it is in america but here in canada the process is a lot longer and harder than lying on your bankruptcy hearing and he's not smart enough to avoid constantly telling on himself.
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A corporate bankruptcy or a person's 2nd bankruptcy, sure. The first one in Canada is basically a freebie. There's a payment plan and what not, but as long as you owe more than you take in you're golden. Bureaucracy hasn't really caught up with the digital age, so obfuscating income via secondary PayPal or moving your bitchears into crypto or whatever might actually work.


It would definitely be harder for him to hide his income during the bankruptcy period, because he's a retard. You'd have to cook the books consistently and under report.
 
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Satoi said:
You need to remember that he's forfeited everything else in exchange. It didn't have to be like that, either. He used to be surrounded by people who liked him and he used to go to exciting events. All of that is gone now and is never coming back, all due to his own missteps.
It's possible that you're getting the short end of the stick right now, and I can imagine how much that sucks, but at least the doors are still potentially open for you.
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thx man, i think i needed to hear that and didnt even know it. it is a rough patch right now but didnt realize it. but i just gotta keep looking forward. thanks again
 
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gaarashatan said:
thx man, i think i needed to hear that and didnt even know it. it is a rough patch right now but didnt realize it. but i just gotta keep looking forward. thanks again
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Catching up on what you posted and trust me, it's easy to be jealous of Phil even now after the departnering.

But if there ever was an instance of real life where I would point and say that it was proof that selling your soul to the devil is a bad move...Phil is that example. He doesn't live a life, he lives a facsimile of a life where material possessions are used to represent success where there is none. He lives in a large house full of crap he doesn't care about, with his wife who loves him just as much as he loves her (none), and he basically prostrates himself on the internet six days a week constantly begging idiots on the internet for their welfare checks.

No, Phil is an example of somebody who had a solid gold opportunity that had the door remain open for literally years and he never capitalized on it long term. Now with the departnering, that door is firmly closed to him forever and it's clear the ramifications still haven't fully registered in the gin tank he has for a brain. Now he lives in a gilded cage of his own creation, basically alone, and he fears leaving it.

Consider Phil's life as an ongoing 'This is How You Don't Play" of life itself. You may be going through a rough patch, but as long as you make sure to plan ahead and live smartly, you can ride out any storm and still be able to do the things you love. After ten years what can Phil claim? A whale account that's only as good as long as Scopely keeps supporting the game?

Hang in there man. The fact you keep at it means you're doing better than Phil. Because you aren't begging wheelchairs for your next dopamine hit.
 
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gaarashatan said:
thx man, i think i needed to hear that and didnt even know it. it is a rough patch right now but didnt realize it. but i just gotta keep looking forward. thanks again
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the second that a mentally ill pseudotroll stops being amused by throwing a hundo plus at him a day he's fucked. felons are more employable than phil. dont even bother to be jealous for the -opportunity- phil has because he's only 40 and the wall is already in sight. if you aren't a sex offender and you aren't over 40 you have a brighter future almost by default!
 
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Just got BODIED by TheTragicAlucard playing Alex. Man he looks ghoulish right now, like a melting blob.

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Phil's chat was full of garbage spam. No reaction.

People started spamming basic math (specifically 400x6x4x12... you know, the holy numbers), Phil leaned in and started blanket banning.

Glad to see Phil has his priorities straight. We've actually got to the point where he as to hide the basic math related to his tips goal because that alone shits on his whole begging narrative.
Cistern Rumbler said:
Just got BODIED by TheTragicAlucard playing Alex. Man he looks ghoulish right now, like a melting blob.
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He also then ran from that lobby.

2 lobbies later, he complained about people not wanting to 'take their licks' and running from a lobby after one loss and allowing a troll to get in as a result.

The air fryer was also just confirmed to be in ban world. It's not very good or useful, and also it's too small. Another appreciated gift from his parents.
 
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