DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

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.He can't move away from gaming or otherwise provide an engaging or entertaining personality because he has no life, hobbies, or ambitions outside of begging. His plan was to make mobile gaming his hobby - he admitted this. Why? You play real games for a job, pick a different hobby. Even movies and wrasslin' (the live kind, not the homoerotic bejeweled kind) made more sense and gave him more to talk about with people.
It's really bizarre how we all know he loves wrestling, but claims he rarely watches it while at the same time telling people not to spoil it. LIke, come on it's ok to talk about things you like without being weird about it and dancing around the subject. Most of his "fans" like wrestling too. It might just bring in more $$$ interacting and engaging with viewers left field concept I know. Requires effort and work.
 
Any guesses on how he is going to feign being "strapped for cash" in the next ensuing months? Or do you all think he will pull the good ol chargebacks card since he is dogshit at doing anything new?
Funny how he uses that little trick whenever he's desperate and will never show anybody proof that it's happening. You just have to believe it and if you don't, you're "mentally ill". It's not a cult, by the way. Remember when he said he was getting overdraft fees from the bank and then suddenly out of nowhere, it "stopped" happening once money came flowing back in. Phil looks for any avenue he can to stretch his audience thin of their pocket change. He has nothing to offer, yet feels entitled to have whatever amount he deems livable. Boy, he's in for a rude awakening when his clown world tumbles down and he's forced back into reality (real job).
 
Any guesses on how he is going to feign being "strapped for cash" in the next ensuing months? Or do you all think he will pull the good ol chargebacks card since he is dogshit at doing anything new?

Well, I think we can all expect him to remind his viewers constantly about how losing his Twitch partnership has put him in financial ruin.

Just ignore that $400 a day he is making. As @Surly Muppet said, he's now banning any mention of people simply calculating what 400/day is bringing him a year as he claims he is destitute.

Ironically, the major whales don't even need to hear his lies and excuses. They have proven they don't care and will support him regardless. He could flat out tell them "There is a new 5 star wrestler in champions that I want so can we step up the contributions."

They would continue tipping all the same, I am fairly certain. His lying and feigning is for his own peace of mind, as he believes he is still clinging to the last vestiges of his reputation.
 
Is that shit on his forehead growing? This fucking guy is transforming into a Halloween decoration.
If a person has ugly thoughts, it begins to show on the face. And when that person has ugly thoughts every day, every week, every year, the face gets uglier and uglier until you can hardly bear to look at it.

-Roahld Dahl in The Twits
 
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flocking for those perks
 
Any guesses on how he is going to feign being "strapped for cash" in the next ensuing months? Or do you all think he will pull the good ol chargebacks card since he is dogshit at doing anything new?
Isn't he *always* strapped for cash? Dude gets a $1k bomb and goes back to begging the very next day.
 
Phil sits on a used, broken couch/chair with a 420p camera, plays games that someone else paid for, and claims $5,000 a month in business expenses. If there's anything he's an expert in, it's fraud.

Speaking of the chair, isn't it funny how Phil hasn't mentioned it lately? The last time he mentioned it, it was squeaky, falling apart and needed to be replaced (with your cahntributions, no less). Guess that got memory-holed for priorities like improving the stream.
 
Am I seeing currency exchanging constantly or some Patreon magic fuckery?
It always reflects the current total pledges. So if someone pledged $50 and then dropped it to $10, the way it's set up, Phil would get that $50 immediately, and then on the next monthly charge cycle, he would get $10, but the public total would only reflect the current $10 pledge. When I tracked the patreon, I had a script checking the # of patrons and amount of money every minute, and it was common to see someone briefly increase their pledge and then lower it, acting functionally like a "tip".
 
Phil just complained about getting 35 dollars in fake tips and one minute later Jax Cuckxor gave him a 50$ tip saying that he hoped it compensate those troll tips. He is deep under pignosis,we joke a lot about wheelchairs and how is audience is disable but this retards truly believe him and think they are owning us by going broke fueling his gacha adiction.
lol. Double trolling. Giving Phail blue balls plus making the pigs go broke.
 
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It always reflects the current total pledges. So if someone pledged $50 and then dropped it to $10, the way it's set up, Phil would get that $50 immediately, and then on the next monthly charge cycle, he would get $10, but the public total would only reflect the current $10 pledge. When I tracked the patreon, I had a script checking the # of patrons and amount of money every minute, and it was common to see someone briefly increase their pledge and then lower it, acting functionally like a "tip".
So when someone just looks at the figure per month, and doesn't investigate further, they're going to think he makes one thing when he actually makes more?

Phil's fans enable him in more ways than one...
 
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