The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[mr.moon1488]

Good news gang, the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch may get another boarder, if they can only groom him first! Nothing says "able-bodied ranch hand" quite like convicted arsonist, am I right?
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Also this tweet by Bonnie about keeping holes open (archive) .
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I hope they get this dude and he turns out to be a no-shit pyrophiliac.

 

[Lovecraft's Cat]

Right about now, covid must feel like a huge blessing to that interview team. A nonconfrontational excuse to keep masks on inside the stank home so they don't trigger the men about their fucking filth. "No no! It's totally fine, you don't have to wear yours for the interview haha we will leave ours on. NO PLEASE, it's cool we can keep ours on!"



Paul? Iirc his dad has actually been convicted of sexually assaulting a child, a 9-year old I believe it was. I am assuming his grandpa's "sin" is along a similar line. That's not an easy relationship to have, he gets a pass for the dad-hate in my book.

His mom-hate is more interesting, given how much she has financially supported him. He hasn't indicated that she has some heinous criminal history either. Troons have some supremely fucked up opinions of their moms from what I have seen.

Is there any evidence of his grandfather doing any kiddie diddling? I'll assume innocence until he's proven guilty.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

I hope they get this dude and he turns out to be a no-shit pyrophiliac.

Unfortunately, we'll have to wait a bit because he got 4 years for that arson, although it looks like 2 years of that sentence will be halfway house. Maybe he'll get out in time for that other tranny they were courting, the child trafficker, and both can go to the tranch together.

 

[scumbus]

What is up with the pattern of Tranchers being so open to housing convicted felons? I know they're anarchists or whatever, but the extent of what they're willing to overlook is astounding (reinforced by the kiddy-pimp earlier in the thread).

 

[Baloney Face]

This particular convicted felon is a freedom fighter, doncha know.

 

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Good news gang, the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch may get another boarder, if they can only groom him first! Nothing says "able-bodied ranch hand" quite like convicted arsonist, am I right?
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Now, call me a conspiracy theorist, but I think intentionally burning down a police station may have some correlation to the fact he's paying off the damages to a police station being burned down intentionally. What I'm saying is I don't think there's a particularly good victim narrative you can spin with this.

 

[break these cuffs]

Now, call me a conspiracy theorist, but I think intentionally burning down a police station may have some correlation to the fact he's paying off the damages to a police station being burned down intentionally. What I'm saying is I don't think there's a particularly good victim narrative you can spin with this.

ACAB, therefor he did nothing wrong. That's their reasoning. I want them to turn into a waystation for criminals. People running from halfway houses, skipping out on parole, and the like would actually garner them LEO attention if the authorities find out where these criminals are going. Then they'll find the social media and see that they posture as leftwing militia/sov cit types. Hilarity would hopefully ensue. By then J should have pretty firmly planted himself in the inner circle and be providing good intel.

I honestly think they're just talking a big game like they do around everything else. Paul is the alpha tranny and I think he's lucid enough to keep away anyone who isn't useful or controllable. I could be overestimating him because he certainly is a delusional troon. It's a matter of whether or not he actually believes half the shit he puts out on twitter or if it's mostly grift.

 

[Gone Ham]

ACAB, therefor he did nothing wrong. That's their reasoning. I want them to turn into a waystation for criminals. People running from halfway houses, skipping out on parole, and the like would actually garner them LEO attention if the authorities find out where these criminals are going. Then they'll find the social media and see that they posture as leftwing militia/sov cit types. Hilarity would hopefully ensue. By then J should have pretty firmly planted himself in the inner circle and be providing good intel.

I honestly think they're just talking a big game like they do around everything else. Paul is the alpha tranny and I think he's lucid enough to keep away anyone who isn't useful or controllable. I could be overestimating him because he certainly is a delusional troon. It's a matter of whether or not he actually believes half the shit he puts out on twitter or if it's mostly grift.

forgive me for being dumb, but what does LEO stand for?

 

[break these cuffs]

forgive me for being dumb, but what does LEO stand for?

Law enforcement officer, also used to refer to agencies.

 

[Old Fart]

Now, call me a conspiracy theorist, but I think intentionally burning down a police station may have some correlation to the fact he's paying off the damages to a police station being burned down intentionally. What I'm saying is I don't think there's a particularly good victim narrative you can spin with this.

The police station set him up to it! It was a police station provocateur and he didn't know it until it was too late.

 

[SIGSEGV]

About that. Most trans women do not look like women at all, but you can usually tell they are trying.
Even monstrosities such as Sophie LaBelle and Charlotte "Vic Tanney" Clymer.

In this pic, no.

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Is that the same rainbow light that Jen/Michael used when he took pictures of his axe wound?

 

[break these cuffs]

About that. Most trans women do not look like women at all, but you can usually tell they are trying.
Even monstrosities such as Sophie LaBelle and Charlotte "Vic Tanney" Clymer.

In this pic, no.

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Everything this picture screams two things: feminine and badass. The cluttered backdrop, the fat, the ill fitting clothes, the poor posture, feet not reaching the ground, the pointless pistol, the dropleg holster, the hat indoors, and the girly ankle cross is the icing on the cake.

 

[1440p Curved Monitor]

There's a large pan on the floor, about a third full of water. Leaky roof? Cool Star Wars geodesic dome not working out so well for them? Or do half-empty pans of dirty water just get left lying around like empty Amazon boxes and week-old socks?

I'd swear I was looking at a bunch of frat boys in their first house together, but that couldn't be, right?

I noticed that pot as soon as I looked at the photo and also noticed that it's right next to a large dog food bowl. I can't see any other water bowl next to the dog food, so I think the pot is the communal dog water. If it is supposed to be for a leaky roof, that's such a horrible place to put it as the dogs can easily drink the water. At least put it on a chair or shelf.

 

[Semiprofessional Sperg]

I noticed that pot as soon as I looked at the photo and also noticed that it's right next to a large dog food bowl. I can't see any other water bowl next to the dog food, so I think the pot is the communal dog water. If it is supposed to be for a leaky roof, that's such a horrible place to put it as the dogs can easily drink the water. At least put it on a chair or shelf.

Rain water coming in from the roof is probably better for the dogs than the water coming out of their soon to be polluted well.

(they have a well right? I can't remember if they get water from town)

 

[The Elusive Earl]

Rain water coming in from the roof is probably better for the dogs than the water coming out of their soon to be polluted well.

(they have a well right? I can't remember if they get water from town)

They do have a well, but I do recall them getting packs of bottled water. My guess as to why is that their well water has a strong metallic after taste.

 

[Taylor Swift's Ghostwrite]

Two things:

1. RE: Kevin and the ranchers. I looked into some light financial reports I could find earlier in the thread and Kevin/Jen are not considered employees of the ranch from what I can tell. The amount of workers the ranch has listed is 5, with 7 perma-residents meaning Kevin and Jen are strictly renters which is why those two don't do shit and while that may cause some resentment its also the agreed upon situation. I will add here I think there may be some legal issues with renting 1/3 of the bed for $1000 as there are rules to what someone can rent and call a home, as well as standards the landlord must meet before being able to rent a place out.

2. I hope Earl doesn't find the documentary so he can better plan his entrance into the Tranch Stronghold with literal video evidence of how the interior of the home is set up.

 

[Gone Ham]

2. I hope Earl doesn't find the documentary so he can better plan his entrance into the Tranch Stronghold with literal video evidence of how the interior of the home is set up.

I thought earl went in loud with thermite through an exterior wall where they can't see it coming

 

[1440p Curved Monitor]

Rain water coming in from the roof is probably better for the dogs than the water coming out of their soon to be polluted well.

Probably, but if it's leaking from the roof then I bet the water is picking up impurities from passing through the insulation and ceiling. I've seen leaks in houses before, and sometimes the water is visibly grimy. It just can't be healthy.

There is a method of collecting rainwater where you divert and filter the water you get from your downspout to a barrel. If they were smart they would do that, because it literally is free. It became legal in Colorado rather recently too.

 

[DoTheDrew]

As for alpaca meat, it's not really consumed in the USA but apparently is pretty tasty. The Peruvians know what's up when it comes to the animal that provides them everything.

Peruvian food is great and can confirm, alpaca is delicious. I had a steak-type meal of it when I was there.

 

[break these cuffs]

There is a method of collecting rainwater where you divert and filter the water you get from your downspout to a barrel. If they were smart they would do that, because it literally is free. It became legal in Colorado rather recently too.

Water rights are a big deal in some places out West. Rain barrels were banned by Colorado's state constitution until 2016, although it was the only state to ever outright ban them. Currently homeowners are allowed to collect a total of 110gal from 2 rain barrels at a single or multi-family household. The government owning the rain before it even touches your roof has been a pretty common sov cit/lolberg meme for decades. It's always presented as being a much more widespread issue.

I actually didn't know CO had lifted their ban until I double checked before writing this post.