The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[Donovan the Man]

This is it. This is his "say cheeeese!" face, y'all. What a fucking cryptid.
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That’s just how autist look when they take pictures. Chris has the same thousand yard stare.

 

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They had a “family” dinner.
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[The Elusive Earl]

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Ayyylmao

 

[Orc Peon]

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If only you knew how bad things really are.

 

[Whatsup bud?]

I notice they're all white. Perhaps that is the reason they want the human trafficker to come aboard. Diversity hire

 

[White Devil]

They had a “family” dinner.
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Paul's still wearing his drop leg holster. What an absolute child.

 

[Gone Ham]

I just realized kev is literally blocking someone of of frame lmao

 

[The Elusive Earl]

I just realized kev is literally blocking someone of of frame lmao

What an inconsiderate ass

 

[Iron Hamster]

I just realized kev is literally blocking someone of of frame lmao

Because he's trying to make his moobs a thing.

 

[break these cuffs]

Fuckin' Boner with his useless soft dropleg hoster
Also who's that downie sitting next to him

George Costanza's retarded cousin.

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

What a table of fags

 

[Taylor Swift's Ghostwrite]

I need to hear from the waiter/waitress and what that experience was like. Was the tip worth it? Did you consider what you had to to lead to that moment in your life?

 

[Friendly Futa]

Forcing the head tilt at the expense of blocking someone off the shot. Classic Kevin.

 

[Semiprofessional Sperg]

I like how the troons segregate themselves across the table, dividing the ones who actually do the physical work on the ranch from the ones who just sit in their rooms. Its kind of great.

 

[hot hot leg]

They had a “family” dinner.
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Some other Twitter troons weigh in:

 

[Based Department]

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lmao he's using the magazine as a VFG

That's actually a doctrine for CQB and room clearing. It's dated but still was a thing. It's way more common with AKs.

This was usually because AKs rarely have accessory rails, his is an AR though so i have no clue why he isn't c-clamping it or adding a VFG

The prettiest wasteland you'll ever see. (archive)
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Spoiler: Full pic

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Still can't get over the fact that they literally desertificated rural Colorado. Like how do you fuck up that bad. Even the most retarded farmers that I've known never managed to get it to this level of barren, probably because they actually had to rely on it for a source of income.

 

[White Devil]

This was usually because AKs rarely have accessory rails, his is an AR though so i have no clue why he isn't c-clamping it or adding a VFG

Tons of military AKs have and have had accessory rails. He probably isn't C-clamping, because besides C clamps being a gay as fuck fad that somehow caught on, he more than likely wasn't trained on it. Bear in mind Phil got out way before gun tuber celebrities were a thing.

As for not adding a VFG, no idea.

 

[AnOminous]

Fuckin' Boner with his useless soft dropleg hoster
Also who's that downie sitting next to him

Do these troons seriously think this sad larp gear makes them look cool? Because it certainly isn't useful.

I need to hear from the waiter/waitress and what that experience was like. Was the tip worth it? Did you consider what you had to to lead to that moment in your life?

Assuming troons would tip some cis scum. If they did tip I bet it was a niggardly tip at best.

 

[Adult Female Athlete]

Fuckin' Boner with his useless soft dropleg hoster
Also who's that downie sitting next to him

That's his husband, Sky. He's always putting on that same stupid face.

 

[Ghjkl63]

Tons of military AKs have and have had accessory rails. He probably isn't C-clamping, because besides C clamps being a gay as fuck fad that somehow caught on, he more than likely wasn't trained on it. Bear in mind Phil got out way before gun tuber celebrities were a thing.

As for not adding a VFG, no idea.

C-clamp good. Stay mad.

also holy fuck NONE of them actually pass, except maybe kevin if you squint