TGWTG The Spoony One / Spoony / Noah Antwiler and Rachel Baker / @RaeAngel07 - The touching romance between a washed-up videogame reviewer throwing a decade-long pity party and his delusional Canuck stalker. #weaknotsick #donttellmehowtosulk

[Ita Mori]

Technically not true. Diamond Dallas Page debuted at like 35 or 36 and had an amazing wrestling career.

That being said, I'll admit he's a huge outlier.

DDP had charisma for days (The Diamond Exchange) and had worked in the industry for ages before going the full mile and becoming a wrestler.
Plus he was in great shape, decently trained, and well-liked in the locker room.

The Wartmeister can't break into a brisk jog without also breaking her bones, has the charisma of dried shampoo, and liked by no one in her life.

Batista and DDP also had connections. I think DDP in particular ran in wrestling circles for years earlier, but never became an actual wrestler until his 30s.

Batista was trained in the WWF style by training in the performance center & filled the genetic jackhammer checkboxes Vince loved, add to that the fact he was tailored for success by being paired with Flair and Triple H in Evolution.
I think Rachel looks at fatasses like Nia Jax and assumes any obese cow can be a wrestler now, forgetting who Nia is related to and why that keeps her employed despite being a hazard to her co-workers.

The best Warthog could do, assuming she got over her arthritis and poor mobility, is some local/outlaw promotion where she'd job to actual talent.

 

[Bloody bunny]

" If you weren't a nice guy, you wouldn't have told me (at least you laid it down gently to me and I thank you for that) that you were dating someone when I made that piss-poor attempt at flirting with you eight years ago"

Bitch, have you looked in the mirror? A quadruple amputee would tell you he's in a relationship the second your hog ass starts sniffing around.

Just admit you hate men

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

DDP had charisma for days (The Diamond Exchange) and had worked in the industry for ages before going the full mile and becoming a wrestler.
Plus he was in great shape, decently trained, and well-liked in the locker room.

The Wartmeister can't break into a brisk jog without also breaking her bones, has the charisma of dried shampoo, and liked by no one in her life.


Batista was trained in the WWF style by training in the performance center & filled the genetic jackhammer checkboxes Vince loved, add to that the fact he was tailored for success by being paired with Flair and Triple H in Evolution.
I think Rachel looks at fatasses like Nia Jax and assumes any obese cow can be a wrestler now, forgetting who Nia is related to and why that keeps her employed despite being a hazard to her co-workers.

The best Warthog could do, assuming she got over her arthritis and poor mobility, is some local/outlaw promotion where she'd job to actual talent.

The backyard fed that lets Jim Sterling live out his fetish of hurting women would probably hire her.

 

[Gangrel]

I couldn't tell you why, but the random video where this pic came from ended up in my feed tonight...
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I don't know who the dude on the right even is, but is Brad a midget or something? He looks like.... half the size of both Spoony and the other guy.

Yes Brad is tiny.

That's Brad's former friend Brian Lewis who used to appear on Brad's stuff a lot, mainly the Midnight Screenings, but then disappeared and eventually made some big angsty tweets about how and why he left Brad's site over not having fun doing Midnight Screenings anymore and how he could sympathize with CTC people. He later on bitched about how Brad made an off the cuff joke about him owning slaves that became a running gag. Now he feels bad about it because of BLM and shit so he typed up a huge apology about that.

His overall grievance with Brad might be legitimate but he comes across as an ingrate considering Brad plugged two GoFundMes for Brian and his wife pretty hard at the time (one for a surgery on Brian's foot or something and another for his father-in-law's funeral).

edit: Here's his sperging over the Slaver Brian joke

 

[Internet_Loner]

Pretty sure Brian has appeared again with Brad in a Midnight Screening.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

DDP had charisma for days (The Diamond Exchange) and had worked in the industry for ages before going the full mile and becoming a wrestler.
Plus he was in great shape, decently trained, and well-liked in the locker room.

The Wartmeister can't break into a brisk jog without also breaking her bones, has the charisma of dried shampoo, and liked by no one in her life.


Batista was trained in the WWF style by training in the performance center & filled the genetic jackhammer checkboxes Vince loved, add to that the fact he was tailored for success by being paired with Flair and Triple H in Evolution.
I think Rachel looks at fatasses like Nia Jax and assumes any obese cow can be a wrestler now, forgetting who Nia is related to and why that keeps her employed despite being a hazard to her co-workers.

The best Warthog could do, assuming she got over her arthritis and poor mobility, is some local/outlaw promotion where she'd job to actual talent.

Battista was Trained over at OVW long before there was a Performance Center. They're still around to this day.

 

[JohnMc]

Batista was trained in the WWF style by training in the performance center & filled the genetic jackhammer checkboxes Vince loved, add to that the fact he was tailored for success by being paired with Flair and Triple H in Evolution.
I think Rachel looks at fatasses like Nia Jax and assumes any obese cow can be a wrestler now, forgetting who Nia is related to and why that keeps her employed despite being a hazard to her co-workers.

The best Warthog could do, assuming she got over her arthritis and poor mobility, is some local/outlaw promotion where she'd job to actual talent.

Batista actually came up with John Cena. First with Ultimate Pro Wrestling where he was Leviathon [and Cena was The Prototype] then went to OVW [WWE's then Developmental Organization] and was part of The Disciples of Synn [Synn is Jim Cornette's wife] and then to WWE.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

I couldn't tell you why, but the random video where this pic came from ended up in my feed tonight...
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I don't know who the dude on the right even is, but is Brad a midget or something? He looks like.... half the size of both Spoony and the other guy.


You decide, but here's the whole video:

Brad is about 5'7. But he's one of those guys who doesn't look short on camera so everyone assumed Jake was a big dude. Apparently a lot of people used to comment on it at cons.

 

[DogEatDogFood]

All right, I have to share to this because this is absolutely fucking bananas. Almost unbelievable the extent of simping that some retards have for this pathetic fuck. There is someone that is actually donating Noah 142 fucking dollars a month!!!!

From what I could see, this was three days ago. Probably from of Patreon that raised the amount of money it always already giving him.

 

[The Cunting Death]

All right, I have to share to this because this is absolutely fucking bananas. Almost unbelievable the extent of simping that some retards have for this pathetic fuck. There is someone that is actually donating Noah 142 fucking dollars a month!!!!


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From what I could see, this was three days ago. Probably from of Patreon that raised the amount of money it always already giving him.

Literally money for nothing (inb4 chicks for free)

 

[mlanguishi]

Approaching zero effort.

Adding, here comes the sniffing. Hog's there! Maybe he'll respond on the millionth and 1 beg

 

[Stasi]

Literally money for nothing (inb4 chicks for free)

Sadly only warthogs for free.

 

[zrowsdower]

Approaching zero effort.

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Maybe because I have grown to loath socializing in today's society, but when someone like Noah, who actually has people willing to socialize with him, despite being such a lazy, ungrateful piece of shit has the audacity to talk about being lonely, it makes me question if I am in some kind of bizarro world where apparently this somehow makes sense.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

Maybe because I have grown to loath socializing in today's society, but when someone like Noah, who actually has people willing to socialize with him, despite being such a lazy, ungrateful piece of shit has the audacity to talk about being lonely, it makes me question if I am in some kind of bizarro world where apparently this somehow makes sense.

Don't worry, there are plenty of people out there who try to fix whatever's wrong with their lives. You just don't see them because they aren't on twitter all day.

 

[Private Joker]

All right, I have to share to this because this is absolutely fucking bananas. Almost unbelievable the extent of simping that some retards have for this pathetic fuck. There is someone that is actually donating Noah 142 fucking dollars a month!!!!


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From what I could see, this was three days ago. Probably from of Patreon that raised the amount of money it always already giving him.

He does way less for society than the lady who picks through my recycling bin for cans to sell for pennies and he gets $444 a month? I mean, fuck, she stinks and looks like a troll but she's fuckin' out there every day lookin' for cans to get a few bucks.

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

Adding, here comes the sniffing. Hog's there! Maybe he'll respond on the millionth and 1 beg

"My door (which I share with everyone else who lives at my halfway shelter) will always be open."

 

[Mango Unchained]

All right, I have to share to this because this is absolutely fucking bananas. Almost unbelievable the extent of simping that some retards have for this pathetic fuck. There is someone that is actually donating Noah 142 fucking dollars a month!!!!

Relax, nobody will shoot the messenger because all the explosive arrows and other ammo are kept for the White Knight Supreme who gives the dead horse a handjob.

Maybe because I have grown to loath socializing in today's society, but when someone like Noah, who actually has people willing to socialize with him, despite being such a lazy, ungrateful piece of shit has the audacity to talk about being lonely, it makes me question if I am in some kind of bizarro world where apparently this somehow makes sense.

It's not just you, friend. This is the sad reality we live in, where morons are coddled and workers are whipped. And just like a rigged election campaign the dumb masses prevail due to their numbers. Take solace in the fact that the only thing Warthog can contribute is welfare meal vouchers.

He does way less for society than the lady who picks through my recycling bin for cans to sell for pennies and he gets $444 a month? I mean, fuck, she stinks and looks like a troll but she's fuckin' out there every day lookin' for cans to get a few bucks.

That lady has more guts and determination than any of these pathetic lumps of antimatter ever will. They just look like trolls and stink, period.

Don't worry, there are plenty of people out there who try to fix whatever's wrong with their lives. You just don't see them because they aren't on twitter all day.

Usually when there's a world damaging event afoot, there are particular signals like the birth of a two headed rhino or a province struck by a plague. Maybe this is one of those signs, and Spoonster's sudden boost is lucifer's handiwork lol.


Overall, not surprised. COVID is showing the world's ugly inner side after all, and many sleeper tards and corrupt creatures are blooming everywhere. Noah and Rachel being a part of the globe's malcontents are flourishing naturally amidst the woke morons.

 

[Captain Hastings Official]

Yes Brad is tiny.

That's Brad's former friend Brian Lewis who used to appear on Brad's stuff a lot, mainly the Midnight Screenings, but then disappeared and eventually made some big angsty tweets about how and why he left Brad's site over not having fun doing Midnight Screenings anymore and how he could sympathize with CTC people. He later on bitched about how Brad made an off the cuff joke about him owning slaves that became a running gag. Now he feels bad about it because of BLM and shit so he typed up a huge apology about that.

His overall grievance with Brad might be legitimate but he comes across as an ingrate considering Brad plugged two GoFundMes for Brian and his wife pretty hard at the time (one for a surgery on Brian's foot or something and another for his father-in-law's funeral).

edit: Here's his sperging over the Slaver Brian joke

Just to make sure I understand, this guy who's friends with someone who is famous for his lengthy discussions of movies like Salo and Caligula, is upset about him making an off-color joke? What a world.

 

[RJ MacReady]

Of no surprise to anyone, El Spoono confirms he's piled up a lot of debt.

 

[RumblyTumbly]

Of no surprise to anyone, El Spoono confirms he's piled up a lot of debt.

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Maybe this is an unfair reading of the tweet on my part, but this comes across like he's blaming the system for him being in debt.

But as has been stated many times in this thread, if Spoony is in a ton of debt, the only one to blame is Spoony.