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clownpiss said:
I was just able to find and potentially schedule an appointment for DSP's covid vaccine shot within 5 minutes of him saying its impossible for him to get but we all know his fans don't care if hes blatantly lying, within 7 miles.

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DSP could have medical personnel show up at his house to give him the shot, and he'd still find a way to complain.
  • They could only do it during my normal stream time doods!
  • They could only do it during my dinner break, but I need that break to unwind doods!
  • They could only do it in the morning, but I'm not awake yet!
  • They could only do it after 9 pm, but that's the only time me and Kat get to hang out together!
  • They could only do it on my day off, but I need to run errands, don't those fucking morons get that?
 
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YokuNama said:
ONLY ICED COFFEE IS FINALLY A MODERATOR.

And all it cost him was $6,943.17.
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Should have just set the money on fire. At least the plants and trees around him would have used the carbon to make more oxygen. Nearly 7,000 dollars to moderate. I don't know who is more stupid oic or Phil for not dangling that carrot in front of oic longer especially since he so upset about Twitch not paying him.
 
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Surly Muppet said:
I just want to point out that 1 month and 1 day ago, OiC being given modship was treated as an April Fool's joke, and Phil said it would never happen.

1 month turnaround on total hypocrisy. Further proof that there is never a reason to trust a thing Phil says.

Curiously, it's a trial modship, but Phil is stressing that if you question OiC or the choice to make him a mod, you're banned. So it's not a trial modship unless OiC completely trolls Phil then, because Phil doesn't care what his viewers actually think of him.
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Question is: Did Phil forget that he declared that, or was he lying back then?
TheGreatWhiteNorth said:
EDIT: Of course, it all comes back to Kat’s schedule as the reason.
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Which makes no sense whatsoever, but neither does spending $3k on a PC and then never using it.
Salubrious said:
DSP could have medical personnel show up at his house to give him the shot, and he'd still find a way to complain.
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The kinds of things Phil whines about make it abundantly clear that as miserable as he is today, he has not yet endured legit suffering. Fate has coddled him, just enough to prevent him from ever learning what it is to have one's priorities straight.

I don't expect Phil to learn anything from what is surely coming, but it will still be fun to watch his reaction to his life finally sucking as much as he pretends it already does. The whole facade is going to be broken utterly.
 
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I hope OIC goes on to usher in a whole new era of militant fascism. I want him to look like KGHaleon and Goken got spliced. When he's done, I hope Phil's chat is nothing but Derich the Unbannable Golden One saying the same question over and over again, and utter silence outside of that. Nothing would please Phil more than having one less distraction.
 
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Holy shit OIC actually got modship

This is going to be such a great arc. Literally every other whale hates his guts, including Swagginz & Jakileez.

Not to mention he's literally a mentally ill retard torpedo whose only goal is to make himself the center of attention at any cost. He'll end up causing massive damage in one way or another guaranteed. And he'll be worse than Swagginz when it comes to chat fascism.
 
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Iamfrigide said:
I hope OIC goes on to usher in a whole new era of militant fascism. I want him to look like KGHaleon and Goken got spliced. When he's done, I hope Phil's chat is nothing but Derich the Unbannable Golden One saying the same question over and over again, and utter silence outside of that. Nothing would please Phil more than having one less distraction.
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Disabling chat would unironically be one of the best decisions Phil could make. His whales don't actually watch the streams or talk to people anyway. 90% of his chatroom are people sneak dissing him. He only reads what people say when they attach money to the message. No "distractions", no one demanding shit of him like the cowboy hat.
It's not like he actually engages in the chat without cheering now.
 
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Zappin’ And Spazzin’ said:
He only reads what people say when they attach money to the message. No "distractions", no one demanding shit of him like the cowboy hat.
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Yet he, to this day, bitches about not being the subject of its attention. How can he make sure everyone is focused on him if he can't see people talking about him or the game he's playing?

Phil needs the chat as much as he needs gacha, and this would be the case even if he didn't rely on them for holding his hand through a game.
 
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Hey, did OIC get a trial modship?
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Again?
Vic Viper T301 said:
I assume the point of the trial is to see if OIC keeps throwing money at him.
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That truly is the only 'trial' here.
TheGreatWhiteNorth said:
Phil whining again about the vaccine he'll probably never get. Explains how he can get it, but he doesn’t want to go to a “mass vaccination site to get it” (what?). He immediately goes on to say how people can’t get a vaccination because his area is still “backlogged” and he wants it, but can’t get it, and it’s stressing him out.

He's really trying for these pity points, isn't he? Better tip him to make him feel better, OIC.

EDIT: Of course, it all comes back to Kat’s schedule as the reason.

Speaking of OIC, Phil is dismissing OIC's leaked chats about doxxing, so guess what's going to happen?
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He doesn't need it. He doesn't go anywhere and when he does, he can wear a mask like he's been doing all along.
 
Zappin’ And Spazzin’ said:
So now there's 3 outcomes:
1. The "trial" doesn't work out and OIC's status gets revoked, leading to him funneling thousands more into DSP
2. We get some underwhelming betrayal to highlight how pointless this whole thing is
3. OIC becomes a genuine, full-time mod that causes extreme detractor salt with his every appearance
I see no bad results here
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And we can't lose sight of the outcome that has already occurred when it comes to our actual protagonist, PP.
- After preaching against the idea that you can pay for modship, Phil confirms that you can pay for modship - OiC has done nothing to establish himself as a member of 'the community' outside of feeding Phil money and Phil's chat does not respect him
- Phil is willing to put his community and himself at risk because he refuses to acknowledge concrete information that he dismisses as a 'conspiracy theory', despite the various OiC leaks confirming that, at least, this person is not a stable or respectable 'leader' for the community (you don't joke about doxing viewers and then get a modship)
- Phil will veer out of his way to claim something will never happen (the April fool's joke modship) and then completely go back on that despite nothing ostensibly changing, and refuse to take any questions about why he would contradict himself - it's sociopathic not to see this as a problem when you are trying to enforce rules in 'a community'
- There are a number of potential Twitch ToS violations in here, but we're still supposed to believe that Phil never broke their ToS and they were wrong to ban him

He also pointed out a few interesting things relating to his income as part of his current begging. Now correct me if my math is wrong here.

He is unsure if he is still expecting a payment of $5000 from Twitch on the 15th and considers it illegal if they don't give it to him. But he instituted the $200 goal before this final Twitch paycheck, so if he receives that final Twitch payment, he will theoretically have doubled his income for one month by overlapping it (he is receiving the replacement income while also receiving the last payment of that income). This should allow him to start budgeting and always stay ahead of his bills, because he should have now swung his income to be one full month ahead of where he was before. I'm interested to see if he leaves this ambiguous by the 15th, or if he actually states if he got paid or not.

Further, he reminded everyone today that he gets a bigger cut from tips and Patreon. That means that while he is asking his viewers to give the same, he is actually asking for more money - otherwise they could cut their contributions back and he would make the same. So even if he weren't trying to promote and memoryhole Patreon at the same time, he is still attempting to pull in more money by asking them to 'convert' their support.

There's just no way he isn't intentionally attempting to capitalize on this crisis. The only part that is really up in the air is if his fans can maintain this even more excessive level.
 
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Surly Muppet said:
There are a number of potential Twitch ToS violations in here, but we're still supposed to believe that Phil never broke their ToS and they were wrong to ban him
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Oh mate you just know people will email Twitch's PI company about a streamer that doxes, and has a mod that tries doxing using chargebacks for information.
Doxong is against TOS, and I'm fairly certain abusing PayPal to chargeback for information is too.

Also Phil isn't a partner anymore, so he's just some bloke.

Really smart of Phil.
 
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god, i cant help but think of phil whenever i see the lines "i did nothing wrong"

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can't tell if this guy or phil is the crazier one
 
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