Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Ash Franzetti / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / gothickitteh / ashkat724 / Lynn Brooks / @acekatt - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

[The Dude]

What's really killing me here is that services like Google Voice exist, so Lou doesn't even NEED a phone. And with all of the tablets that he has, he definitely doesn't need a smartphone.

And Louie uses voice-to-text applications all the time because he's too fucking lazy to TYPE. That's part of the reason his Tweets are often so incomprehensible.

 

[Next Task]

Fucksake, do you know how many people have gone with phone screens that look like a fucking spider nest because they didn't have the money to replace it right away? I know I have, and I'm sure many of you fine folks have as well. And cracked screens are so common that there is a whole industry that's grown around getting them replaced. Or, as someone else pointed out, you can just slap one of those stick on Gorilla Glass screen protectors so you don't have to feel the crack. It's like $10 for a pack of two on Amazon.

We know Lou reads this thread, but still: lying that you're cutting your fingers on your cracked phone screen is the sort of thing everyone will pick up on, because everyone has either dealt with or knows someone who has dealt with a cracked screen like that or worse. I expect that particular tweet to have a short shelf life, because that's something people will automatically know is impossible.

For people like corust, it can go in the 'obvious lies' file. For any of the couple of poor idiots who have tried to reason with one of Lou's last couple of hangers-on, it's something to show them that even they will know isn't true. It won't make an iota of difference, no one will learn anything new - but it's the sort of thing anyone who will ever encounter Lou will have the experience to know that cuts are not what you get from a cracked screen. Especially with the helpful photo evidence showing how little damage his phone actually has.

It's funny to me that this is likely just one of his standard exaggerations so he has a reason to beg for money, but no matter where you stand on troon issues, or his genealogy, or the Farms, or what Type II Diabetes does to the body, or his ever-changing relationship with his family, even the people who take Lou at his word on every single thing he's ever said no matter how contradictory, even they will know he's making shit up. The likelihood of someone like *huuuuugs* and Undertale Larper having cracked phone screens themselves is very, very high.

The most surprising thing about all of this is that Lou went to a store.

Like fuck he did. It's Lou. On the slightest chance that he did actually venture outside, it was undoubtedly with his dead mother. Probably to make sure she got the gallon bottles of ketchup.

 

[PBJ Sucks]

Lol I've never cracked my screen. I've had two smartphones. Tempered glass screen protectors and phone case, dropped it plenty of times but never even scratched it in those 4 years. I ordered them the same day I got the phone. Only got a new phone because of a buy one get one deal.

Alternatively I often at least try the route of diagnosing and fixing my gadgets first. Not that I have a particular knowledge, but google is a thing and there's a wealth of information. Dunno about iphones, but I've replaced a screen before.

Incidentally, he lied about it constantly vibrating when he has messenger on? Sounds like he needs to troubleshoot messenger, not like damage from a drop. Perhaps just not use messenger on the phone since you have plenty of access to messenger elsewhere. Far cheaper than getting a whole new phone. My guess is that it will now mysteriously vibrate all the time or some such thing.

 

[Iron Hamster]

And the damage is such a nothingburger Lou had to draw over it. Time for the new latest iPhone to go with his new AirPods!

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Nice try chubs. Any crack would actually show with the screen held at an angle. Your lazy scribble is not a crack.

Spoiler

And pay attention to where you're wobbling and stop bumping into things.

This is the most pathetic grift yet.

It is weak sauce.

We haven't been hearing a dozen updates on the tooth Lou broke on popcorn, because he fixed it with his unholy powers--but now, through the Law of Equivalent Exchange. his phone has become shattered instead.

He can easily do what I did and put a screen protector over it if his tale were true.

No worries Lou!
Go to an iFixIt and they'll be able to repair a simple screen crack for an absolute fraction of a new phone.
You're welcome.

I’m actually surprised that it took him this long to grift for a new phone. I figured he was slipping with letting the newer iPhone models fly past him. But when you need 10+ iPads then I guess you forget a few iSomethings here and there. The fact that he had to draw over where it’s “damaged” is hilarious. Usually when you say that your screen is cracked and unusable, one imagines to see fault lines and glass flying off.

Not real shocking after we mentioned it about a week ago.

>calling doctors, health insurance, emergencies
dontchu worry louie, i got u covered fam
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Prepaid phones are $30 at walmart.

Oh wow, another grift. Shocking! Didnt see this one coming at all!

All these misfortunes such as needing new AirPods, now a brand new phone on top of the $350 you grifted less than a week ago - and all this happens just after you declared your massive chub for the new iMacs which are releasing soon.

So, when is your mysterious cashed up friend gonna give you a pick me up, Louie?

Not to mention burning through $1400 on absolutely nothing.

The most surprising thing about all of this is that Lou went to a store.

That part wasn't suppose to slip out and he thought he had a mysterious villain in 'someone bumping into him'.

 

[PapersPlease]

Not real shocking after we mentioned it about a week ago.

Pardon my lapse in intelligence then. I’ve slowly been reading the latest antics but I must not be far enough back in time. I was beginning to wonder a while back when he’d start begging for a new phone at the least because I figured he’d be having withdrawals in due time from needing a new shiny.

 

[The Dude]

Lol I've never cracked my screen. I've had two smartphones. Tempered glass screen protectors and phone case, dropped it plenty of times but never even scratched it in those 4 years. I ordered them the same day I got the phone. Only got a new phone because of a buy one get one deal.

Alternatively I often at least try the route of diagnosing and fixing my gadgets first. Not that I have a particular knowledge, but google is a thing and there's a wealth of information. Dunno about iphones, but I've replaced a screen before.

Incidentally, he lied about it constantly vibrating when he has messenger on? Sounds like he needs to troubleshoot messenger, not like damage from a drop. Perhaps just not use messenger on the phone since you have plenty of access to messenger elsewhere. Far cheaper than getting a whole new phone. My guess is that it will now mysteriously vibrate all the time or some such thing.

I've only ever had one smartphone that I cracked the screen on and it was pretty early on into when smartphones came on the market, so they weren't built as ruggedly as they are now. It had slid out of my pocket while I was on a motorcycle I used to own. As I was pulling out of a parking space it landed under my bike screen up and I ran it over. It still worked and I used it for about another 8 months before I could replace it. Haven't had any cracked screens since because I'm really careful with my phones and put them in cases where the screen is either covered or has a raised area around the screen to keep it from impacting the ground if I drop it. I use my phone for EVERYTHING since I don't own any computers or tablets.

 

[paint.net]

Nice try chubs. Any crack would actually show with the screen held at an angle. Your lazy scribble is not a crack.

Spoiler

Lou's phone looks like a drug dealer's to be honest. The "crack" looks like it's some ink pen, or worst it's a ultra thin sharpie.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Pardon my lapse in intelligence then. I’ve slowly been reading the latest antics but I must not be far enough back in time. I was beginning to wonder a while back when he’d start begging for a new phone at the least because I figured he’d be having withdrawals in due time from needing a new shiny.

Don't feel bad, I didn't mean to imply anything toward you. Just that it's funny we recently discussed it and he reads the thread.

 

[Norman B. Normal]

And Louie uses voice-to-text applications all the time because he's too fucking lazy to TYPE. That's part of the reason his Tweets are often so incomprehensible.

Imagine living in that house and hearing Lou's adenoidal voice mumbling a few incomprehensible sentences at a time, apparently to no one, every few minutes late into the night. Every night.

 

[Boys Club Rhetoric]

Get the fuck out of people's way to do it instead of just standing in the middle of the aisle and blocking everyone from doing their shopping.

Now, to be fair, Lou is such an absolute hamplanet that it doesn't matter where he stands in the aisle - he's blocking somebody from doing their shopping regardless while he occupies it.

This latest arc is giving me life though. Everytime I think he's run the well dry, he finds a new excuse to grift.

 

[The Dude]

Now, to be fair, Lou is such an absolute hamplanet that it doesn't matter where he stands in the aisle - he's blocking somebody from doing their shopping regardless while he occupies it.

This latest arc is giving me life though. Everytime I think he's run the well dry, he finds a new excuse to grift.

Inconsiderate people are one of my biggest pet peeves, especially clueless bumblefucks who act like they're the only person in the store. People who stop right in front of you or push their cart out of an aisle without looking to see if they're getting in anyone's way, people who block the aisle (especially if they're right in the middle of the aisle instead of moving to one side), people who stand there looking for something for a long time when other people are obviously trying to get to the same shelf they're looking at and don't even ask if the other person needs to get something, people coming the opposite way you are in the same aisle and make no effort to make room for you (polite store etiquette is to treat the aisles the same way you would driving on the road: keep to the right)...people like this drive me bug-shit, and I have no reason to doubt that Louie is this kind of asshole.

 

[SIGSEGV]

If he wants to make phone calls he can use Google Voice for FREEE!!!

Google products aren't free, they cost your privacy and personal information. Check your privilege.

 

[Norman B. Normal]

More feminine than ever!

https://twitter.com/truthtigress/status/1388912361705181194 | https://archive.md/2SjrD

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Fan club noticed and acted within 20 minutes:

https://twitter.com/truthtigress/status/1388918053686108163 | https://archive.li/wip/2pk6y

 

[heyitsbay]

You would think that finally being rid of the beard that kept you from feeling like a TRUE AND HONEST WOMAN would make you smile. Not cause you to glare into the camera like the Apple Store is taking your photo for a 'refuse to serve' poster. Maybe if you smile, Louis, people will be more inclined to look at you positively. Just some free advice from me to you.

 

[Iron Hamster]

More feminine than ever!
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Fan club noticed and acted within 20 minutes:
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lol. He finally broke out the lawnmower. Fuck has he been gorging. And did he send himself another fake email after making a new email address that they want him to verify?

 

[Aunt Carol]

More feminine than ever!
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This image would compel me to donate toward a shampoo fund much more than tiny_cracks.jpg would make me contribute to the Upgrade My iPhone fund.

Has anyone made a tutorial on how to perform the AGP Smirk? I hate to say it, but this is one mug it might actually help.

 

[spider egg salad]

Nothing going on here at all, yinz guyz.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Now that Lou has finally turned the corner and admitted he's disabled, I wonder if he's reached out to his local community for resources?

His local YMCA even has an adult life skills group that could help him with learning strategies to cope with hardships and changes in plans; constantly having "emergencies" and only trying to solve problems by buying things is a sad symptom of a boy whose disability wasn't caught until late in life.

 

[Lou’s Biggest Fan]

Imagine living in that house and hearing Lou's adenoidal voice mumbling a few incomprehensible sentences at a time, apparently to no one, every few minutes late into the night. Every night.

Do you think he ERPs feeder inflation fetish shit with fuckalope using speech-to-text at 3 in the morning?

 

[Sphere]

More feminine than ever!
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Absolutely decadent.