Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

How much does Ryann weigh?

  • 300-350lbs (Panda Bear)

    Votes: 26 1.0%
  • 350-400lbs (Bull Caribou)

    Votes: 146 5.5%
  • 400-450lbs (Heart of a Blue Whale)

    Votes: 380 14.3%
  • 450-500lbs (Pigmy Hippo)

    Votes: 545 20.5%
  • 500-550lbs (Domestic Pig)

    Votes: 394 14.8%
  • 550-600lbs (Baby Grand Piano)

    Votes: 318 11.9%
  • 600-650lbs (Vending Machine)

    Votes: 192 7.2%
  • 650+ (A Fucking Planet)

    Votes: 661 24.8%

  • Total voters
    2,662
Tess is only deluding herself into thinking she has anorexia.

GUISE, I AM TOTALLY STARVING MYSELF! I HAD ONLY 3 BIG MACS FOR LUNCH INSTEAD OF MY USUAL FIVE! I AM PRACTICALLY WASTING AWAY TO NOTHING! JUST YESTERDAY I ATE 2 PINTS OF ICE CREAM RATHER THAN 4! PLEASE GET ME HELP BEFORE I END UP LIKE KAREN CARPENTER!
 
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Okay, I had to repost with more information because I didn't see this and I'm raging. Tess was absolutely NOT officially diagnosed with Anorexia Nervosa, that is a bold-faced lie. Even women who are only 5-10 LBS away from being underweight will not be diagnosed until they meet the official criteria. Post your proof, bitch.

This was taken directly from www.nationaleatingdisorders.org

To be diagnosed with anorexia nervosa according to the DSM-5, the following criteria must be met:
  1. Restriction of energy intake relative to requirements leading to a significantly low body weight in the context of age, sex, developmental trajectory, and physical health.
  2. Intense fear of gaining weight or becoming fat, even though underweight.
  3. Disturbance in the way in which one's body weight or shape is experienced, undue influence of body weight or shape on self-evaluation, or denial of the seriousness of the current low body weight.
Even if all the DSM-5 criteria for anorexia are not met, a serious eating disorder can still be present. Atypical anorexia includes those individuals who meet the criteria for anorexia but who are not underweight despite significant weight loss.

And, no, she doesn't qualify for atypical either.

And did she really have the nerve to say she's lost weight recently because she started eating more normally? THEN YOU HAVE BED NOT ANOREXIA.

Edit (last one, swear to god): Before Tess the Mess makes another post screeching 'but they changed the criteria!' ... they changed it to reflect body fat % and leptin (fat protein cells) as an alternative to BMI in rare cases, so a girl who has managed to do the 'muscle-rexic' thing where technically their BMI is 18.7 due to muscle but its clear their body fat is dangerously low can still get the needed weight restoration treatment. If you don't require weight restoration, it's not anorexia nervosa, period.
 
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Just once I would like these delusional double wides to be taken down a notch by someone who could really make them question their own motives for their outlandish claims. Someone like Dr. Phil, but meaner. Laughing at them, in front of an audience, preferably. “Miss Holliday, what in the world makes you think that any real professional would ever diagnose you with anorexia nervosa? Do you own a mirror?”

Maybe Oprah. Fellow chubster, but also a black woman. Fatty boom boom could never crawl her way out of that SJW mess, the humiliation would be delicious.
 
This grand announcement about her wannarexia hasn't gotten Ryann enough asspats. Not a single low level news article or anything!

So she's bundled up on the couch for a binge with her built-in narc supply child on a Saturday night. She turned off her phone and everything, guys, and just spent the night with her child! Can you imagine?
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“I was anorexic” means to people like Kelly, Corissa and Tess “I hated being fat and at one point in my life I tried unsuccessfully to not be fat.” The fact they had no self-discipline and would binge after one skipped meal notwithstanding.

I believe Tess probably was diagnosed as anorexic. You guys know a huge amount of shrinks are just grifters now right? Especially if she “reached into her fat pos spaces to find a HAES therapist” as Kelly has said. These people will say anything to their clients to keep them coming back, DSM V be damned. Many of them also believe they’re smarter than the medical science and huff the shit they peddle as well.

We all know Tess is a huge liar and nobody should be surprised or mad when she displays her standard attention-seeking behavior. Especially when Tess is at the point where even a big portion of her own followers call her out now.
 
I believe Tess probably was diagnosed as anorexic. You guys know a huge amount of shrinks are just grifters now right? Especially if she “reached into her fat pos spaces to find a HAES therapist” as Kelly has said. These people will say anything to their clients to keep them coming back, DSM V be damned. Many of them also believe they’re smarter than the medical science and huff the shit they peddle as well.
Technically, a therapist isn't a medical doctor so they can't diagnose; only a psychiatrist can. I bet it was more like she told the therapist she has anorexia and the therapist just grimaced and asked why she thinks that and asked more questions and Tess took that as "I'm diagnosed!"

I don't think she has actual paperwork saying she has the true diagnosis.
 
Anorexia.

Somehow, this seriously shocks me. Even though, let's see... Jude, Corissa and J, Kelly Lipids, Elizabeth Blodgett... who am I forgetting? All suffer from anorexia. It shouldn't be surprising that Tess would throw herself in that category, but somehow, I just can't believe the gall.

I mean, I guess I shouldn't be surprised. What restrictive eating disorder doesn't include Dunkaroos?

Jesus, you know it's bad when you make Fat Jenny, Hamberlynn, and Chinny seem virtuous by comparison. At least they've never tried to jump on the wannarexia train.
It pretty much discredits her claims of abuse and trauma too. I mean, we all know it’s bullshit but this just crystallizes it. Ten Ton Tess will just lie about anything and everything just to get attention.
Just once I would like these delusional double wides to be taken down a notch by someone who could really make them question their own motives for their outlandish claims. Someone like Dr. Phil, but meaner. Laughing at them, in front of an audience, preferably. “Miss Holliday, what in the world makes you think that any real professional would ever diagnose you with anorexia nervosa? Do you own a mirror?”

Maybe Oprah. Fellow chubster, but also a black woman. Fatty boom boom could never crawl her way out of that SJW mess, the humiliation would be delicious.
That is why she will never talk about it unless it’s a safe space. Tess knows it’s bullshit too but her delusions need to be fed like so many champagne cakes.
Tess hasn't been eating around normal weight people outside of parties/ feeders so she doesn't know the normal amount of food a person usually eats.
I bet she just cut off a snack or two and suddenly she's starving and feels like dying.
When a fat person loses weight, the first two or three weeks is the toughest. The body is aching for that nonstop flow of sugar and cheap carbs, there’s the psychological dependence of food so no longer eating nonstop can feel agonizing, etc. To tubbsters like Tess, this obviously is anorexia. For anyone else, it just means you need more motivation to see through this pain period.
 
Poor Tess. Lying about being anorexic didn't snag her a cover story on People and interviews with Oprah like she hoped because even the media can only swallow so much implausible bullshit. Now she's FORCED TO SPEND TIME WITH HER CHILD! THE HORROR!

Any bets on her next grab for attention in hopes of attaining her 16th minute of fame?

1. She's trans now, y'all!

2. Bill Cosby/Harvey Weinstein raped her, y'all!

3. She converted into a Muslim, y'all!

4. She was abducted by aliens, yall!

5. She's dying of cancer, y'all!
 
Inspiring Instagram posts from a fridge that identifies as a woman:

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Tess: the trans activist you never wanted

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How much do you think Tess wishes she had this figure? Tess can’t get that waistline without an industrial style corset and hours of photoshop.

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At least the artist showed some of her chins 😂

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Tess trying to remind you that she’s “uWu so queer”. The only thing Tess will be riding is a mobility scooter if she isn’t using one already 😂
 
Bruce Jenner is right. Boys dont belong in women's sports.

And Billie Eyelash is what, 19? And for years made a point of wearing baggy, nondescript clothing to avoid sexualization of her body. This photo set makes me uncomfortable as fuck. Just because shes legal doesn't mean this is cool.

You're not cool and progressive and forward thinking tessy. You're a traitor to women. Fuck off
 
This grand announcement about her wannarexia hasn't gotten Ryann enough asspats. Not a single low level news article or anything!

So she's bundled up on the couch for a binge with her built-in narc supply child on a Saturday night. She turned off her phone and everything, guys, and just spent the night with her child! Can you imagine?
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Wow even her stretched-to-death pajamas are food related.
So anorexic!
 
Isn't atypical anorexia just anorexic behavior without low weight? Tess doesn't restrict her calories, nor does she exercise in excess, nor is she afraid or disgusted by being fat.
Also why do deathfats want to be associated with anorexia anyway? I don't want to generalize anorexics, I know they aren't all pro-ana cunts, but that vocal minority are like the final boss of fatphobia. Why would you claim a disorder that is characterized by someone being afraid to look like you?

I've said this before, but I'll say it again: Anorexia is accepted conventionally as a disorder that puts the patient in grave risk of severe health problems and death. Ryann is shouting over, silencing, and deplatforming REAL sufferers and recovering people.
So what's the motive you ask? What's the endgame?

Simple. Asspatz and internet pointz. Free shit and preferential treatment at the cost of others. Some anorexics have medical staff, friends, and family doing whatever they can to "assist" recovery. Sometimes this is related to intuitive eating and getting rid of guilt/punishment because you decided to order that Steak 'n Shake Chili 5 way. Sometimes a person will encouage the anorexic to eat by putting an arm around them and taking them out to eat, buying whatever they want at the grocery store, or whatever it takes to get them to eat. People will fiercely protect a sufferer from comments made by others to avoid them being triggered and relapse.

Ryann Cloven Hooves wants someone to go: "There, there, Tess. We need to go to Five Guys IMMEDIATELY and order the entire menu for you!" "You need nOuRiShMeNt!" and if anyone says anything BAD, we White Knights will shut them up! "You're working on rEcOvErY!"
 
Unrelated, but those Billie Eilish photos are weird. Looks like her head on someone else’s body.
Billie looks majorly uncomfortable. And that Tess can't see that is further proof of her deep seated rage and jealousy of women who are human sized. She feels that the Vogue shoot should be her own. She's a salt mound.
 
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