Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Ash Franzetti / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / gothickitteh / ashkat724 / Lynn Brooks / @acekatt - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

Oh no! Louis deleted his Twitter account! What's the reason this time?

  • Spur-of-the-moment decision due to sugar high from drinking ketchup

    Votes: 40 9.2%

  • Got caught calling users racial slurs and attacking cancer patients again

    Votes: 53 12.2%

  • Was $2 short from his monthly $500 iPad purchase

    Votes: 71 16.4%

  • Accidentally masturbated to futanari centuar porn made by somebody who voted conservative in 1996

    Votes: 140 32.3%

  • Anger from losing another razor to his triple chin's fat rolls

    Votes: 17 3.9%

  • Realization he hadn't used Kiwi Farms hacking him as an excuse yet

    Votes: 21 4.8%

  • One of his "friends" kindly asked him to stop insulting them for every interaction

    Votes: 50 11.5%

  • Soda-infused projectile vomit hit the "disable account" button

    Votes: 41 9.5%
  • Total voters
    433
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Theophilus Thistler said:
Lou’s phone slipped out off his grease stained fat fingers- I mean some IRL cohurst sock account from kiwifarms jostled it out off his hand and threw it on the floor cracking the screen!! Getting the screen repaired for less than 50 bucks is not an option, he’ll need a brand new shiny one and he doesn’t care if he has to lose friends to get it!

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Your hands won't immediately get necrotic from one small cut if you pay attention to it and keep it clean.

/drops mic

>I don't care if you guys unfollow me. Do what you must.
>Why am I not getting any money from my followers?

There's a homelesss guy I see all the time when I go downtown wearing suspiciously clean clothes, looks well groomed, new shoes, and he's been homeless for about 4 years or so. I'd rather give him money than this pigman. Also lmao at that selfie. No being ugly doesn't make anyone any less trans but that melted ice cream face with stubble and acne and absolutely no attempt to clean up or look feminine does make you less trans. Something something you will always be a man something something.
 
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It's weird. His face looks off-center due to all of the fat that's accumulated around his jowls. He looks like someone who would be apprehended for touching children, even more so than his previous pictures.

Edit: With a little bit of a shitty free app, I’ve turned Lou into a true and honest woman.
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Mountain Dew said:
It's weird. His face looks off-center due to all of the fat that's accumulated around his jowls. He looks like someone who would be apprehended for touching children, even more so than his previous pictures.

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Holy shit, it's ForeverKailyn.
 
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Mountain Dew said:
It's weird. His face looks off-center due to all of the fat that's accumulated around his jowls. He looks like someone who would be apprehended for touching children, even more so than his previous pictures.

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Lmao wow the magic of technology strikes again. She looks like the customer service manager of a grocery store. No one likes her because she's a bitch, and she's the reason why the front end turnover rate is so high.
 
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Mountain Dew said:
It's weird. His face looks off-center due to all of the fat that's accumulated around his jowls. He looks like someone who would be apprehended for touching children, even more so than his previous pictures.

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ARRRGGGH, BURN IT NOW AAHHHHHH!!!!!!!
 
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EDIT
Video 1 (2:20)-
"Hey guys uh *mumbles* Du-hana here, please ignore my voice. I know someone's gunna mock it and saying that fine *mumbles* (?). But um, I just wanted to say 'thank you' to everyone that's helped so far... I have enough for- I only need $108 to get the phone. What happened was I was at Walmart getting food [man's voice in background "HAPPY FATHER'S DAY!"]. I went out on a Saturday because I needed more stuff from when I'd gone out the other day, and I went to take a phone call... pulled the phone out off my hand- out off my pocket sorry I got a lil out off it - I took it out off my pocket... to get the phone call, I got bumped into this person who wasn't paying attention, the phone slammed against a shelf then the ground and I picked it up the screen was shattered. It didunt look that bad at first still usable. But every time I would use it, I could feel the little particles of glass would dig into my thumb... and it started cracking even more and unfortunately being type II diabetic I have to be careful... when it comes to wounds and everything? Like I... literally take longer to heal now... is my understanding. But I just wanted to say 'thank you', I only need $108 more, anything I get over that will go towards a case, preferably one with a screen protector or I'll buy the screen protector separately and um, eventually I'll try to save money for Apple care as well... because I have the iPhone SE 2020 in mind for buying... as I'd like to stay in iOS and that's the cheapest one they have. So... that's where I'm at, I just wanted to say 'thank you' and if anyone wants to help anyone wants to help with the remainder it's paypal dot me slash foxxy art, F-O-X-Y-A-R-T or cashapp-" [recording cuts out]

Video 2 (0:14)
"Cash dot app slash D-I-A-W-W um, that's it, just wanted to send this verbally instead of typing, just wanted to say 'thank you' have a nice night!"
 
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Norman B. Normal said:
More feminine than ever!
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I can't remember her name, but there was some fat super-munchie cow who died a few months back who was ugly as sin and which this photo reminds me of. I think she pretended she was mute? Anyway, while it's not at, like, Sapphixy's level of slimy, wormy Uncanny Valley-ness, it's still an objectively ugly person.

Lou looks like the sort of person who would be the first victim in Se7en, and when the killer explained why you'd think, 'Well, he's got a point'. But then, I've always thought Lou covered all seven deadly sins very well in his lolcowdom.
 
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His fat makes it so hard to understand him, holy shit. Tomorrow is the 3rd, and when I suspect his disability hits his account. He will be bragging about a new phone totally bought by trans crowd fund soon.
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Considering the last time I checked he had 'raised' almost $200 in an hour and a half or something, with only 9 reblogs on his post, I would say you're probably not too far off.
 
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Fat fuck can't even bother to turn down his TV or whatever the fuck is playing the background noise. Or is he at a store?
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That doesn't look masculine, that looks like an distinguishable blob of fat with no sex, just like how I wanted.
 
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