Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

How many pushups can Juju do?

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What? There was like a full 2 years between Digi on the Dick Show and the release of Cuties. It led to one of the best byproducts of TDS
The artist who made the song disavowed it last month (link)
I suspect that this was explicitly or implicitly done by Dick since people had been using it to make fun of Digi and it was made by his fans.
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The artist who made the song disavowed it last month (link)
I suspect that this was explicitly or implicitly done by Dick since people had been using it to make fun of Digi and it was made by his fans.
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That's too bad that he turned out to be a spineless faggot who is too scared of biting the hand that feeds him.
The lyrics however seem pretty unambiguous:
Every now and then you come across someone online
Whose palate is a little more refined than the average guy
Like Digibro see, he's a prince of pederasty,

A rap god, anime fancier, a connoisseur of cunny
And he's making money off an audience of retards and half-breds
Who can eat lead for all I care

Anime was a mistake and I'm the eraser
God save ya, I can't explain it
No taste these guys, "No tits, no hips, no ass, damn fine" they'd say
I swear that shit is fuckin gayer than prison rape
But at least the gays have the decency to, say I don't know, fuck men their own age?

2D not pig disgusting is what they say
And while it's just a drawing on a page
The thing that makes you cum is that she's underaged

"What about violent video games? They don't make you violent."
Nice try guy but you wanted to fuck kids before you struck upon this shit, So I do not buy it

"It's an outlet for my urges"
Tell me when do we start the purge cause pedofags are a bunch retarded spergs and a scourge upon this earth

"You're a philistine who runs on feels"
And you're a pedophile who should be killed
Or at least return to the hills, this ain't Kansas faggot so click your heels

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I'm a big fan of jerking my cock
to illustrations of little girls getting [STOP]
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"Dick, understand this, I can't quit
I'm up to my dick in A-cup tits
And flat chested kids.
I'm on the front lines of this shit"

"So call me sick, if it'll help you sleep
But I will fight for this, and when they call me creep
I will remind them that they're all next in the crosshair and their loss here
will mean a loss everywhere."

"It starts with no more Boku No Pico freaks
on the streets, then jokes about minorities
Until it affects everything and everybody, Im sorry, I can't stand idly by while they take away my life
I will fight for pedo rights til I die"

What the fuck is wrong with this guy?
Is he mentally compromised?
Sean its time. Cut his line.
Delete everything and set it all on fire.

"There's nothing inherently wrong with imagining a toddler
sliding up and down your dong,
As long as they're not really there
It's all in my mind and I'm in the clear"

Your mind is fucked up,
Now my ears need a good scrub
after listening to you flap your tongue
about how you like your pussy young.

I'm sorry, a cunny is not honey and you're not a bee,
actually you're a plague on society
And were it up to me you'd be the first to see a noose and swing from a tree, Digi stop!

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I'm a big fan of jerking my cock
to illustrations of little girls getting [STOP]
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Well to be an unironic fan of Dick masterson in 2021, you either have to be:
A spineless faggot
or
One of the ps.
I personally don’t believe in ‘ironically’ being a fan of something, you either like it or you don’t.
That being said, if you’re still a fan who looks up to Dick as the next McAfee or whatever, you’re a special kind of special. I kind of feel like there’s a larger group of people who are still tuning in just to see what the fuck he’s gonna say this week.
I will still say Dick is an interesting, fascinating, talented presenter and person, but that doesn’t mean he’s right or wrong, just that when I listen to him I’m interested in what he has to say.
The honest to God turning point wasn’t Cuties, it was the Simp Goss. He weathered that pretty well, but it marked the turning of opinion against him. He went from ‘jackass with a heart of gold, too retarded to live but too based to die, Dick Fucking Masterson’ to ‘just another weirdo’. Cuties sealed his fate, and Digi was just a small part of that.
 
Recently I've been switching between "The Biggest Problem in the Universe" and some of Dick's newer stuff like crossovers like podcasts. Really depressing how not only the Maddox/Dick friendship was going to end in disaster but there's no happy ending.

It's like starting a television show several years back and knowing the latest episodes are shitshows where everyone is miserable.
 
aka transmaxxing
Here’s the deal. Throughout all of forever, there have been fags. They may have liked women, but they were fags. In recent times, it went from PUAs to Incels to Troons and the Traps Aren’t Gay crowd.
But one thing remains true, and it’s that these guys are fags.
 
TDS has gone from a community that made fun of the oppression olympics to unironically trying to win the oppression olympics. My guess is CJ is gay... for any kind of attention!
So I guess Dax is a bit ashamed his community he is left with now are disgusting fat retard man babies so he is trying to start a weight loss competition that I'm sure will be as successful as his virgin contest.
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Huh, "Brought to you by NewProjectBrew.com..." what does his shitty coffee scam have to do with his shitty fat retard contest? How are they "bringing" this site to anyone. I wonder if trolls can sign up and create team names like HulaGirl86.



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imagine if Joe Rogan kept up his feud with Carlos Mencia after decisively winning and confronting him at the laugh factory or wherever he shit talked him. Not just a month or two after but for years and years retelling the same story again and again. It would be fucking pathetic despite the obvious win at one point in history.
I wonder if Dax is the kind of f-slur who keeps blue ribbons he won at elementary school events and tells all the people who placed lower than him what cucks they are and how great he is.
 
Hell, forget Shaun. With all his clinging onto past wins, Dax is more like Stuttering John. Let's talk about Stutjo

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The Chad "Stuttering John" Melendez

Has children, didn't rape them
Had a successful career in show business
Has hair
X on the middle one. I haven't kept up for a year, but John definitely doesn't have a career, or a functioning liver.
 
Hell, forget Shaun. With all his clinging onto past wins, Dax is more like Stuttering John. Let's talk about Stutjo

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The Chad "Stuttering John" Melendez

Has children, didn't rape them
Had a successful career in show business
Has hair
Stuttering John is a drunken mess that clings on to his past. His train wreck of a life entertains me far more that Dax’s show ever did.
 
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