Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

Gofundme is for charities and accidents not god damn rent. Quit buying toys.

I wanted to look into who might respond to this shit, and the first person is interesting all on their own...
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Their avatar looks like this:
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I wonder what this human being looks like....

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Totally legit autism test.
 
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There was like 1.5k at least when the stream was at its peak.
That's awesome. I'm glad. Kevin is such a peak-trans catalyst. I really think the troons have become such a problem because people are afraid to make fun of them like they should've been made fun of this whole time. The whole issue arises from taking mentally ill people seriously and allowing them to control the situation. That's been the big mistake this whole time.

By making fun of them you remove all their power, you show others that it's okay to make fun of these delusional, creepy mutants. Plus, it's just fun, lol.

Reason is on our side and thus we will prevail.
 
That's awesome. I'm glad. Kevin is such a peak-trans catalyst. I really think the troons have become such a problem because people are afraid to make fun of them like they should've been made fun of this whole time. The whole issue arises from taking mentally ill people seriously and allowing them to control the situation. That's been the big mistake this whole time.

By making fun of them you remove all their power, you show others that it's okay to make fun of these delusional, creepy mutants. Plus, it's just fun, lol.

Reason is on our side and thus we will prevail.
Accepting troons is enabling mental illness.
 
That's awesome. I'm glad. Kevin is such a peak-trans catalyst. I really think the troons have become such a problem because people are afraid to make fun of them like they should've been made fun of this whole time. The whole issue arises from taking mentally ill people seriously and allowing them to control the situation. That's been the big mistake this whole time.

By making fun of them you remove all their power, you show others that it's okay to make fun of these delusional, creepy mutants. Plus, it's just fun, lol.

Reason is on our side and thus we will prevail.
Kiwi Farms is literally going to save the western world.
 
Fucking Warhammer 40k! You couldn't come up with a more stereotypically male hobby if you tried, exactly zero women play that game. It blows my mind that none of these troons even try to pretend to have feminine hobbies or at least hide their nerdy manchild power levels. But I suspect they think it ceases to be painfully male-nerd because they've become true and honest women now. Like, any male nerd would think it was so cool and so hot if a sexy lesbian chick was into their nerdy male hobby, and now that the Tranchers think they are sexy lesbian chicks, they think it's extremely cool to be into that stuff. To them it's not embarrassing for someone in their 30s to have a Transformers collection if that person is a hot dyke. Sort of reminds me of Brianna Wu's motorcycle and how that's a juvenile male fantasy of a totally rad babe.
 
Fucking Warhammer 40k! You couldn't come up with a more stereotypically male hobby if you tried, exactly zero women play that game. It blows my mind that none of these troons even try to pretend to have feminine hobbies or at least hide their nerdy manchild power levels. But I suspect they think it ceases to be painfully male-nerd because they've become true and honest women now. Like, any male nerd would think it was so cool and so hot if a sexy lesbian chick was into their nerdy male hobby, and now that the Tranchers think they are sexy lesbian chicks, they think it's extremely cool to be into that stuff. To them it's not embarrassing for someone in their 30s to have a Transformers collection if that person is a hot dyke. Sort of reminds me of Brianna Wu's motorcycle and how that's a juvenile male fantasy of a totally rad babe.

I personally enjoy watching the cognitive dissonance manifest itself in these people. No matter what empirical evidence is presented they still live in their own fantasy.
 
Fucking Warhammer 40k! You couldn't come up with a more stereotypically male hobby if you tried, exactly zero women play that game. It blows my mind that none of these troons even try to pretend to have feminine hobbies or at least hide their nerdy manchild power levels. But I suspect they think it ceases to be painfully male-nerd because they've become true and honest women now. Like, any male nerd would think it was so cool and so hot if a sexy lesbian chick was into their nerdy male hobby, and now that the Tranchers think they are sexy lesbian chicks, they think it's extremely cool to be into that stuff. To them it's not embarrassing for someone in their 30s to have a Transformers collection if that person is a hot dyke. Sort of reminds me of Brianna Wu's motorcycle and how that's a juvenile male fantasy of a totally rad babe.

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https://twitter.com/HaileyAdamsXXX/status/1387229094119628802 / https://archive.is/b1gAt
 
where could one even store a figure that big?
Funny that it's a question Kevin should have thought about before buying it in the first place. An example of Kevin's lack of foresight on full display.
Am TF fan, won’t deny it one bit. But Haslab Unicron is one of the most divisive things in the community, the camp that leans more into the consoomer archetype is paying scalper prices for it and some people literally see it as a point of pride.

The other camp sees it for what it is, lazy shell-forming that prioritized sheer bulk over quality engineering with a severe lack of paint that leaves the greebles/fine details lost to a sea of yellow plastic.
Ok maybe you're the person who's most qualified to answer this question for me. Hypothetically could Kevin actually sell the Unicron for the prices people list on ebay (around $1-2k), if he didn't open the box? Or are those prices just a pipe dream that will never actually see that sort of return?

Am I to also to assume now that he's opened it, exposed it to the vapors of the house and manhandled it with his paws it's now worth even less?
maybe the stream was too much to handle

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what do we think kids, is kev gonna try to make a new account?
I don't think it's going to happen. If someone wanted to create a new account/sock to avoid being followed they would just do it. What would be the point of publicly announcing that you're creating an alt to avoid being followed (unless you're Kevin)? It defeats the purpose of being discrete.

To Kevin it's like a video game where you have to start from the beginning with no new game plus option. He would return to being a peon with no clout or engagement. At that point I don't think he will bother to use twitter at all.
Has Kevin reacted to the stream yet?
What I love is the fact that there is no way he doesn't know it exists. As much as Kevin pretends like he's in his own world and nothing really affects him. Well it does, as much as he vehemently tries to deny it. People around him like his mutuals certainly all watched it. I know Penny and Bonnie are obligated to watch it because it directly concerns the Tranch. What I wouldn't pay to watch their reactions to the the stream. :story:
 
Ok maybe you're the person who's most qualified to answer this question for me. Hypothetically could Kevin actually sell the Unicron for the prices people list on ebay (around $1-2k), if he didn't open the box? Or are those prices just a pipe dream that will never actually see that sort of return?

Sealed Unicron seems to be going for 1-1.5k
There are a few outliers, but they are from last month and older.

Also, Kevin bought the new Pokemon game.

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FREED UNICRON

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https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1388964215793278978/photo/1 / https://archive.md/CFuxq

Is his FFS on the taxpayer's dime? There are burn victims who can't get goddamn reconstructive surgery.


Alternatively you can live in Wisconsin on Medicaid and get it for free
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Stocking shelves and sucking dicks to get my balls cut off for free
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Already got my Orchiectomy for free. I get all my HRT for $1/bottle. My FFS is scheduled and I got consult for GCS
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Mhmm. I've got laser hair free, Orchi, working on FFS, and GCS. All meds are $1/bottle including my HRT
 
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I was actually going to try and find money to get this fucking 500 dollar preorder exclusive monstrosity but I couldn't work it out. Same with a Lot of people actually. It never fucking stops being incredible to me how Gibes has not one but SEVERAL $300-500 dollar figures on display here and a bunch of similarly expensive figures chucked on the floor or in a bin somewhere. The knowledge this unicron will probably meet a terrible fate is just so fucking morbidly funny to me. That shelf does NOT look like it's gonna be able to support that amount of weight long-term.

My brain has been graced with the mental image of Unicron's planet mouth hole as the Amhole and I hate everything lmao.
 
Funny that it's a question Kevin should have thought about before buying it in the first place. An example of Kevin's lack of foresight on full display.

Ok maybe you're the person who's most qualified to answer this question for me. Hypothetically could Kevin actually sell the Unicron for the prices people list on ebay (around $1-2k), if he didn't open the box? Or are those prices just a pipe dream that will never actually see that sort of return?

Am I to also to assume now that he's opened it, exposed it to the vapors of the house and manhandled it with his paws it's now worth even less?

I don't think it's going to happen. If someone wanted to create a new account/sock to avoid being followed they would just do it. What would be the point of publicly announcing that you're creating an alt to avoid being followed (unless you're Kevin)? It defeats the purpose of being discrete.

To Kevin it's like a video game where you have to start from the beginning with no new game plus option. He would return to being a peon with no clout or engagement. At that point I don't think he will bother to use twitter at all.

What I love is the fact that there is no way he doesn't know it exists. As much as Kevin pretends like he's in his own world and nothing really affects him. Well it does, as much as he vehemently tries to deny it. People around him like his mutuals certainly all watched it. I know Penny and Bonnie are obligated to watch it because it directly concerns the Tranch. What I wouldn't pay to watch their reactions to the the stream. :story:
Yes, I believe had he not opened the box he could’ve seen a sale for the crazy eBay prices. Not immediately, but two-three years down the line.

Once it really sets in that Unicron is one and done the latecomers will scramble to secure their copy, paying any late-fee they can.

Some still believe that there will be a second production run with more accurate colours and these are the ones who will pay that toll down the line.
 
I was actually going to try and find money to get this fucking 500 dollar preorder exclusive monstrosity but I couldn't work it out. Same with a Lot of people actually. It never fucking stops being incredible to me how Gibes has not one but SEVERAL $300-500 dollar figures on display here and a bunch of similarly expensive figures chucked on the floor or in a bin somewhere. The knowledge this unicron will probably meet a terrible fate is just so fucking morbidly funny to me. That shelf does NOT look like it's gonna be able to support that amount of weight long-term.

My brain has been graced with the mental image of Unicron's planet mouth hole as the Amhole and I hate everything lmao.

That shelf is one cat away from utter destruction.

Kevin spends all this money and can't even have them spaced out neatly so they're all visible and has them in an area where they'll collect dust easily. I wonder what the sun situation is like because I wouldn't be displaying such a large expensive piece somewhere that natural light could touch it.
 
I definitely believe that the Korps gave Kevkev and ultimatum and is making him weed through his followers before they let him in. He's been locking down hard and focusing too much on blocking those that might be infiltrators. What a paranoid state to be in.
Imagine having to alter your lifestyle because you want to fit in so b- oh what that's a cult. Oops.
This from the guy that vomits every fetish under the sun out all over twitter with complete disregard.
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https://twitter.com/HaileyAdamsXXX/status/1389306276681863176 (Archive)
Okay, dyke.
 
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