Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[Sped Xing]

X on the middle one. I haven't kept up for a year, but John definitely doesn't have a career, or a functioning liver.

I said "had." John is a has-been. Dax fails even that.

 

[Pissmaster]

The artist who made the song disavowed it last month (link)
I suspect that this was explicitly or implicitly done by Dick since people had been using it to make fun of Digi and it was made by his fans.
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Speaking of Lakembra, it's really really funny that Dick Lies was the strongest song on The Dick Show Album, but that song features the Patreon.com/Asterios meme prominently, and I've wondered if that's been eating away at Dick on the inside.

 

[Xarpho]

Hell, forget Shaun. With all his clinging onto past wins, Dax is more like Stuttering John. Let's talk about Stutjo

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The Chad "Stuttering John" Melendez

Has children, didn't rape them
Had a successful career in show business
Has hair

For both of them, the past really doesn't matter.

In the present, Dax has a show, a following, and some level of success, whereas Stuttering John has a tiny Patreon, a show nobody really pays attention to, and only lives through a pension check from ABC. He's financially underwater (debt, misses payments on everything), and he's involved a lolsuit that he himself started against Sirius XM that he can never hope to win, and has already paid a lawyer a retainer for a second lawsuit against another podcaster he has a feud with.

Unless Dax has a growing collection of CP himself, all he has to do is stop behaving like his knockoff Wack Packers and start being a better person. I would also argue that Dax has more self-awareness than Stuttering John, John legitimately thinks he's CNN/radio/entertainment material, whereas I distinctly remember a podcast (either The Dick Show or another podcast he guest-hosted), where there was an exchange that went something like "Well, [Dick], you're a good person..." and the answer was "I wouldn't exactly say that", either explicitly or the tone of his voice ("Well...").

 

[LordofCringe7206]

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imagine if Joe Rogan kept up his feud with Carlos Mencia after decisively winning and confronting him at the laugh factory or wherever he shit talked him. Not just a month or two after but for years and years retelling the same story again and again. It would be fucking pathetic despite the obvious win at one point in history.
I wonder if Dax is the kind of f-slur who keeps blue ribbons he won at elementary school events and tells all the people who placed lower than him what cucks they are and how great he is.

I mean, in Dick's defense the feud wasn't one-sided. Maddox was constantly running gay ops against him and trying to ruin his life any way he could. Had Maddox let go of his hatred and moved on from Dick after the lolsuit you might have a point. But he didn't. Even to this day Maddox is still obsessed with him and is likely conjuring up some ops against him.

The problem is that for one we haven't had any serious drama from Maddox's side in over a year. Maddox hasn't done anything that I can recall since the entire PPP drama started back last May. We know he still is obsessed with Dick, but by not doing anything it is hard to justify continually going after him simply for his past behavior.

And two, Dick wants people to have a distraction from all the serious issues there is with his character. Propping up Maddox's douchebag behavior has essentially become his shield against criticism over his own behavior.

Unless Dax has a growing collection of CP himself, all he has to do is stop behaving like his knockoff Wack Packers and start being a better person. I would also argue that Dax has more self-awareness than Stuttering John, John legitimately thinks he's CNN/radio/entertainment material, whereas I distinctly remember a podcast (either The Dick Show or another podcast he guest-hosted), where there was an exchange that went something like "Well, [Dick], you're a good person..." and the answer was "I wouldn't exactly say that", either explicitly or the tone of his voice ("Well...").

Dick has burned way too much of his credibility and good will to be able to recover at this point. He'll probably continue to milk his fans for a little while, but he's not going to have any more growth or people running defense for him.

 

[AnOminous]

Propping up Maddox's douchebag behavior has essentially become his shield against criticism over his own behavior.

And it worked for a while because it was funny. Maddox turned into an utter lolcow, freaking out constantly about everything, sort of like Maddax is doing now. Maddox isn't doing anything but feeble gay ops now, though, so there's no funny there.

 

[Xarpho]

I mean, in Dick's defense the feud wasn't one-sided. Maddox was constantly running gay ops against him and trying to ruin his life any way he could. Had Maddox let go of his hatred and moved on from Dick after the lolsuit you might have a point. But he didn't. Even to this day Maddox is still obsessed with him and is likely conjuring up some ops against him.

The problem is that for one we haven't had any serious drama from Maddox's side in over a year. Maddox hasn't done anything that I can recall since the entire PPP drama started back last May. We know he still is obsessed with Dick, but by not doing anything it is hard to justify continually going after him simply for his past behavior.

And two, Dick wants people to have a distraction from all the serious issues there is with his character. Propping up Maddox's douchebag behavior has essentially become his shield against criticism over his own behavior.

Dick has burned way too much of his credibility and good will to be able to recover at this point. He'll probably continue to milk his fans for a little while, but he's not going to have any more growth or people running defense for him.

I don't listen to TDS much but I do listen to WATP, so I'm not well-versed in everything, but some things. Maddox did try to get Road Rage Tampa cancelled with some "warning" sent to the venue that it was some sort of gathering of Neo-Nazis, and that was late last year.

Dick trollshielding when it comes to Maddox isn't entirely unwarranted, either, Maddox's last book, F*ck Whales, turns into a manifesto halfway through with little to no satire or comedy anymore.

And it worked for a while because it was funny. Maddox turned into an utter lolcow, freaking out constantly about everything, sort of like Maddax is doing now. Maddox isn't doing anything but feeble gay ops now, though, so there's no funny there.

Maddox streams with virtual avatars now, which is either funny or just plain sad.

 

[AnOminous]

Maddox streams with virtual avatars now, which is either funny or just plain sad.

He did another of the Bananadox videos just a few days ago. It was so pathetic I didn't even watch it or link it here. Ten seconds and you want to bash his head in.

 

[Sped Xing]

Maddox is the most interesting thing that ever happened to Maddax. That's why he cannot quit George Ouzounian, and why Dax surrounds himself now with degenerates, hoping lightning will strike again.

 

[Annealing Crater]

Hell, forget Shaun. With all his clinging onto past wins, Dax is more like Stuttering John. Let's talk about Stutjo

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The Chad "Stuttering John" Melendez

Has children, didn't rape them
Had a successful career in show business
Has hair

One of his kids is a tranny. Definitely some uncertainty on the first point.

 

[Fuck It We'll Do It Live]

Doubt
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A bit rich of Digi; he once threatened to sue Turkey Tom over the same insults over Digi's particular "taste" in anime if Tom did not withdraw his comments (Tom initially refused but ultimately he would delete his video, "Busting Digibro/Otaku Gonzo Journalism: The Worst Anime Reviewer (And Creep) on YouTube", 24 July 2018, which is now lost media (an archive/mirror does not seem to exist)):

EDIT: "Busting Digibro/Otaku Gonzo Journalism: The Worst Anime Reviewer (And Creep) on YouTube" IS NOT lost media as I previously thought; a 720p copy of the video can be found in this public Google Docs spreadsheet, "turkey tom video list": https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1W9OHMIxCZgeSsBh9ib_PMDTLC_hdKfN42AzVWq-GfhU/edit?usp=sharing, among other videos of Turkey Tom's. I found it via this comment on the Lost Media Wiki: https://lostmediawiki.com/Turkey_Tom_(partially_found_removed_videos;_2016-2018)#cs-comment-39967
Here is a 360p archive copy of the video:

I've also uploaded it to the Digibro thread (https://kiwifarms.net/threads/conra...stinators-podcast.35301/page-355#post-8928717).

Also, Digi's initial response to Turkey Tom's video, "Turkey Tom Gets Roasted", 24 April 2018:

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

Maddox is the most interesting thing that ever happened to Maddax. That's why he cannot quit George Ouzounian, and why Dax surrounds himself now with degenerates, hoping lightning will strike again.

That's the thing with Maddox. He was actually something special, for good and bad. Dick's real talent was to milk that man for content and egg him on. And that's not a bad talent, it's actually way more difficult to handle a crazy man than you would think. I mean, just look at all the trouble that ensued from being business partners with the man.
Dick isn't normal, duh, but he isn't fucking crazy like Maddox was, and that's why he more or less remained afloat for so long, capitalizing on anything he could all the while.

 

[Never Scored]

That's the thing with Maddox. He was actually something special, for good and bad.

I think that's easy to forget. Maddox actually made the New York Times best seller list at one point. That feat alone eclipses anything Dick's ever done.

 

[3holeDonkeyPunch]

A bit rich of Digi; he once threatened to sue Turkey Tom over the same insults over Digi's particular "taste" in anime if Tom did not withdraw his comments (Tom initially refused but ultimately he would delete his video, "Busting Digibro/Otaku Gonzo Journalism: The Worst Anime Reviewer (And Creep) on YouTube", which is now lost media (an archive/mirror does not seem to exist)):

Jesus I would have loved to have watched that.

Archive, people, archive!

 

[Sped Xing]

I think that's easy to forget. Maddox actually made the New York Times best seller list at one point. That feat alone eclipses anything Dick's ever done.

If you find anywhere "Dick Masterson" has broader recognition than "Maddox Dot Xmission," you've found NAMBLA.

 

[Paddy O' Furniture]

I think that's easy to forget. Maddox actually made the New York Times best seller list at one point. That feat alone eclipses anything Dick's ever done.

His book was ranked under self-help. Don't give him too much credit. Still more than getting continually cancelled.

 

[Never Scored]

His book was ranked under self-help. Don't give him too much credit. Still more than getting continually cancelled.

Dax would kill to have Men are Better Than Women make the self help section of the best sellers list.

 

[Sped Xing]

Would Dax choose being a pedophile in exchange for making a million dollars in royalties off MABTW?

 

[Henry Bemis]

Dick isn't normal, duh, but he isn't fucking crazy like Maddox was, and that's why he more or less remained afloat for so long, capitalizing on anything he could all the while.

The common line is that Dick needs a heel or else things get slack. That makes sense in the context of Biggest Problem, a mano e mano program. But the appeal of The Dick Show was that this loudmouthed off-putting bozo somehow had the moral high ground, at least insofar as one believes that frivolous lawsuits aren’t something that anyone “deserves.”

 

[Berrakh]

The common line is that Dick needs a heel or else things get slack. That makes sense in the context of Biggest Problem, a mano e mano program. But the appeal of The Dick Show was that this loudmouthed off-putting bozo somehow had the moral high ground, at least insofar as one believes that frivolous lawsuits aren’t something that anyone “deserves.”

The internet believed someone had way more character than they ever actually did just by comparison to some malignant tumor? What a twist!

 

[Pissmaster]

His book was ranked under self-help. Don't give him too much credit. Still more than getting continually cancelled.

Come to think of it, it's funny that Santa Cuck was something born from The Dick Show, and managed to get archived by the Library of Congress for being a best-selling album, but other than the motivation, Dick didn't have anything to do with it. It was all Asterios, some fans, and whomever recorded the original public domain tracks.

So, Maddox is a NYT best-selling author, Asterios is a charted musician, and Dick... was on Dr. Phil 13 years ago.