Introduction Thread

[Hawlucha]

Rap is for criminals.

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[Sycorax]

Hi. I learned about Kiwi Farms from the TomPreston EDF thread, this is a very funny and interesting place. Nice to meet you all.

 

[LAM]

Hello, been lurking for a while, and I created an account just to ask a question about a certain lolcow with an affinity for trains.

Now's the part where I tell you how I got here. It started when I came across a reddit thread in /r/outoftheloop where someone asked who Chris Chan was. Before this, I have heard of Sonichu and that is was ran by an egocentric man-child, I just laughed and moved on. There are plenty of self-insert fan-recolor web comic artists that fit that description, CWC didn't sound any different from any other. But after reading that thread which talked about his recent activity at a GameStop, I got curious. I then followed a link to the CWCki, and I read... and read... and read some more. Eventually I found the link to these forums. Couple of months later I created an account.

 

[IceGray]

Lurked for a while. Decided to make an account and join in. Hope you won't bite at someone who tends to sperg a bit. Not going to powerlevel about my interests.

As for CWC, I first followed the wiki alone in 2011 or so. Only looked at the forums this year.

 

[LikeicareKF]

Long time ED/EDF member, made an account here about a year ago to call you all out on being autistic, for some reason just made this account and my post/like ratio is already better than it is on EDF

i'm not sure how i feel about that

 

[SpessCaptain]

Maybe if you keep yourself in check you can get more postive ratings.
/rates self optimistic

 

[Night Terror]

Long time ED/EDF member, made an account here about a year ago to call you all out on being autistic, for some reason just made this account and my post/like ratio is already better than it is on EDF

i'm not sure how i feel about that

stick around, mang
i'm sure we'll learn to not be autists someday

 

[LikeicareKF]

stick around, mang
i'm sure we'll learn to not be autists someday

i doubt it, but you're entitled to have goals

Maybe if you keep yourself in check

lol no

 

[Senior Spielbergo]

Lurker, finally made an account today. So hi.

 

[HG 400]

Long time ED/EDF member, made an account here about a year ago to call you all out on being autistic, for some reason just made this account and my post/like ratio is already better than it is on EDF

i'm not sure how i feel about that

"All of you are massive faggots" is one of our classic threads I still love it.

 

[LikeicareKF]

"All of you are massive faggots" is one of our classic threads I still love it.

at least when i'm old and dying i'll be able to remember the day i got banned from Kiwi Farms

 

[GWash]

"All of you are massive faggots" is one of our classic threads I still love it.

In what subforum to you prefer to see it?

 

[I<3Hitler]

I don't think I've posted here.

BOOYAH.

 

[SOoLotion]

Why hello!
I like it here♥

Btw, you guys got one smoking administrator:

 

[Scumhook]

Hello, you sweet long white cloud of sheep fuckers.

I look forward to having your Maori penises sliding smoothly into my aching rectum.

 

[CephalopodEnthusiast]

Hallo

Thought the threads here were lulzy so I decided to join. Also a good source of information.

 

[Lyles]

Wazzup bitches, so my EDF buddies were talking about this shit copycat forum called Kiwi Farms and I'm like wtf does kiwis have to do with lulz unless they are specifically targeting the shithole known as New Zealand.

So I hopped over here and LMAO I gotta say this place is the most fucking retarded forums I've ever layed eyes on. How can you claim this is a place of lulz with so many fucking rules, I mean holy shit you should change your logo to a celtic cross because this is neo-nazi level shit here. Btw CWC has been milked dry aslmost as much as the jews milking their fake holocaust, but hey, if you can't keep with the times and current events my advice would be to simply sell out members' emails to nigerian scammers like OhInternet.

Anyway, thanks for the 2 second laugh and if I hurt any feelings be sure to ban this account and apply cream to burned areas. Peace niggers!

 

[Duck Hunt]

New. Decided to create an account after reading the entire thread on here of a particular lolcow I've been keeping tabs on for a while. Hope to contribute a little if possible.

 

[Gayligula]

Wazzup bitches, so my EDF buddies were talking about this shit copycat forum called Kiwi Farms and I'm like wtf does kiwis have to do with lulz unless they are specifically targeting the shithole known as New Zealand.

So I hopped over here and LMAO I gotta say this place is the most fucking retarded forums I've ever layed eyes on. How can you claim this is a place of lulz with so many fucking rules, I mean holy shit you should change your logo to a celtic cross because this is neo-nazi level shit here. Btw CWC has been milked dry aslmost as much as the jews milking their fake holocaust, but hey, if you can't keep with the times and current events my advice would be to simply sell out members' emails to nigerian scammers like OhInternet.

Anyway, thanks for the 2 second laugh and if I hurt any feelings be sure to ban this account and apply cream to burned areas. Peace niggers!

This turtle gets it
I am nobody btw

 

[Squidgwell]

im squidgewell

im being doxed apperently on here thats cool