Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[The Great Citracett]

Now he's totally meeting up with famous musicians:


And making life good:

 

[StraightShooter2]

Now he's totally meeting up with famous musicians:
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He somehow goes from "local garage band with less than 50 subscribers on Youtube" to "popular alternative band" - kind of like how he went from getting a message from Erika saying she liked his music to "I'm in a relationship with a model!".

And making life good:
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So much for his "TAYLOR SWIFT RUINED MY LIFE!" diatribe.

 

[Thumb Butler]

If it helps you sleep at night, just imagine that Skordas has a twin cousin in each state that practices law.

• Greg Skordas (Utah)
• Craig Skordas (Oregon)
• Chad Skordas (Florida)
• Ted Skordas (Wisconsin)
• Fred Skordas (Ohio)
• Preston Skordas III (Connecticut)
• Tony Skordas (New York)
• Donny Skordas (New Jersey)
• Jaxton Skordas (Virginia)

Etc etc

And even Greer's worst nightmare, a young female cousin in Illinois, Larissa Skordas, who looks like Taylor Swift.

 

[JustSomeDong]

Even if she hires a different attorney, he might reach out and offer background on Russ as a courtesy to a victim. We're pretty sure Skordas keeps tabs on the little maniac.

Granted, my knowledge is limited to a vague memory from My Cousin Vinny, but can't he associate with local counsel to practice for the purposes of a case in a state where he's not licensed?

 

[pr3nt177]

Russ still trying to contact me.
After everything sent me a "Hey, Matt" message on Instagram the other day that I don't even use really but blocked him on there.
Almost certain he tried to meet with me from another number. Ultimately declined the appointment after suspicion of it being him and other orange flags at least.

 

[StraightShooter2]

So I'm not a legal eagle, but in Russ' Yovanna video, he says he sent it to her as a "love proposal" or something, not as an audition. (Wouldn't that basically be the equivalent of a free gift?)

This makes me wonder if he can be busted in court if he claims she turned it down as a music audition due to discrimination, rather than as a "love proposal".

 

[AnOminous]

Granted, my knowledge is limited to a vague memory from My Cousin Vinny, but can't he associate with local counsel to practice for the purposes of a case in a state where he's not licensed?

Yes, it's called pro hac vice, you have to pay the local counsel of course, and they're ultimately also responsible for what the other counsel does. I doubt Skordas has any ethics issues that would cause him to be denied. It just might be more inconvenient and costly if he has to travel and local counsel needs to be paid.

 

[The Dude]

Damn. Not having based Skordas defending the people from the pipsqueak is truly horrifying. We can only hope that a Nevada lawyer can raise to the occasion. Tearing apart his pathetic arguments will be easy... I'm worried that mushface will find a new family to stalk.

A brand new lawyer fresh out of law school and newly accepted by the Bar would beat Shit-lips like a drum in court. It's not like he's some nearly invincible legal expert who can only be defeated by Skordas. Yeah, it makes for a more humorous situation if he's involved, but it isn't necessary for him to be. And I'm sure he's got much more important cases to take on.

Now that I think about it, isn't Russ lucky he hasn't been charged for perjury as well? (Given that the judge in the Ariana Grande suit pointed out that he had lied or changed his story).


Most likely yeah, he's not even original - his "song" just sound like some kid's fan tribute to Taylor Swift, and he actually thinks this shit has a chance of being published by a major record label.

I think that has about as much of a chance of happening as Chris-Chan's Sonichu fan-art being picked up by Sega or Nintendo and used in an actual game.

The Pipsqueak has gotten off lightly his whole life due to everyone assuming he's severely retarded because of his slack face.

Russ still trying to contact me.
After everything sent me a "Hey, Matt" message on Instagram the other day that I don't even use really but blocked him on there.
Almost certain he tried to meet with me from another number. Ultimately declined the appointment after suspicion of it being him and other orange flags at least.

If you really want Russ to fuck off and leave you alone, just tell him that you don't accept dates from short, creepy, loser bamboons who have shit lips, no matter how much they pay. Tell him your standards are more important than money.

 

[Pip Squeak]

That slaps big style.


Unfortunately I don't have the budget to hire that Bulgarian chick to dress up as a goth nor do I have @The Great Citracett's talent, but I think I did a reasonable job of conveying the nightmarish nature of this track.

"Yo, Yovanna! Imma make you shudder!"

First thing in the morning and this is what I click on. Fuck you!
I love it.

Russ still trying to contact me.
After everything sent me a "Hey, Matt" message on Instagram the other day that I don't even use really but blocked him on there.
Almost certain he tried to meet with me from another number. Ultimately declined the appointment after suspicion of it being him and other orange flags at least.

"Hello Pipsqueak" should see him off.

Now he's totally meeting up with famous musicians:
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And making life good:
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Ahh, the local music scene, loved it myself as a teen. No word of a lie, Pipsqueak is meeting up for mocha with Kurt Cobain and they go to the casino to spend a dollar and win record contracts.

I've a feeling the second picture is Russ being all fucking stoopid and literal again. Like, it's literally YOU who makes his life good or bad.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Now that I think about it, isn't Russ lucky he hasn't been charged for perjury as well?

Not as much as you'd think. Unless the case is very public, and the lie was extreme, perjury is not that often prosecuted. Laws regarding Perjury can be found here and here. There's another problem with perjury, the so called "two witness rule" that require two witnesses to defeat the lying statement of the liar, rule that has been upheld by SCOTUS (Weiler v. United States, 323 U.S. 606). Your lie also has to be "material" (i.e. significant) (Johnson v. United States, 520 U.S. 461). Usually it's too much hastle in many states, but that doesn't mean you should lie to the court, because if you piss them off, perjury will be the least of your worries.

 

[The Un-Clit]

Russ still trying to contact me.
After everything sent me a "Hey, Matt" message on Instagram the other day that I don't even use really but blocked him on there.
Almost certain he tried to meet with me from another number. Ultimately declined the appointment after suspicion of it being him and other orange flags at least.

Man oh man he really wants to scratch that gay itch he's got on the down-low, dosen't he? I can only wonder why he keeps trying with you when you've already blocked him AND outed him here, and he knows it.

I guess you get to join the company of Tay-tay, Ariana, Yovanna and the rest of the Russhole obsession crew, but I think you're safe from being sued or publicly shamed on Failbook like his usual tactics when his fantasies reject or ignore him.

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

That slaps big style.


Unfortunately I don't have the budget to hire that Bulgarian chick to dress up as a goth nor do I have @The Great Citracett's talent, but I think I did a reasonable job of conveying the nightmarish nature of this track.

"Yo, Yovanna! Imma make you shudder!"

That is beautiful (the concept, I mean, not Russell) and horrifying.

 

[AnOminous]

Not as much as you'd think. Unless the case is very public, and the lie was extreme, perjury is not that often prosecuted. Laws regarding Perjury can be found here and here. There's another problem with perjury, the so called "two witness rule" that require two witnesses to defeat the lying statement of the liar, rule that has been upheld by SCOTUS (Weiler v. United States, 323 U.S. 606). Your lie also has to be "material" (i.e. significant) (Johnson v. United States, 520 U.S. 461). Usually it's too much hastle in many states, but that doesn't mean you should lie to the court, because if you piss them off, perjury will be the least of your worries.

It's much safer to lie in front of a court than it is to lie to the FBI, or even say something they disagree with. They routinely prosecute people when they catch them lying, especially when the lying to the feds charge is way easier to prove than what they were originally planning on and on top of that, more serious. Five years.

This is why never talk to the feds.

 

[StraightShooter2]

Sometimes I get bored and I wonder if Russell Greer's penis has Moebius syndrome?

I can just imagine his penis hanging there with a gaping maw, and semen slowly draining out of it and dripping onto everything.

 

[The Un-Clit]

Sometimes I get bored and I wonder if Russell Greer's penis has Moebius syndrome?

I can just imagine his penis hanging there with a gaping maw, and semen slowly draining out of it and dripping onto everything.

Are you trying to jack my reputation for disgusting posts, fam?

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

I love how genuine and individualized that Russ's website is

But those people sure look familiar...

(there's a few hundred other examples, but you would think if you're going to take stock photos and write your own quotes for them you would at least do better than "his music is catchy". Also, I'm sure all professionals label themselves as "hollywood marketing directors")

 

[StraightShooter2]

I love how genuine and individualized that Russ's website is
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But those people sure look familiar...
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(there's a few hundred other examples, but you would think if you're going to take stock photos and write your own quotes for them you would at least do better than "his music is catchy". Also, I'm sure all professionals label themselves as "hollywood marketing directors")

I knew it was fake, but I didn't know that he just ripped it straight off of some file hosting website. I'm also shocked that he was competent enough to do it.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

I knew it was fake, but I didn't know that he just ripped it straight off of some file hosting website. I'm also shocked that he was competent enough to do it.

I doubt that he did. There are so many examples of those particular stock photos used in that way that I suspect he just paid some person on fiver to make him a webpage and they probably just use the same process as the other hundred or so sites using the same exact photos and format. But I'm guessing he told the person what the quotes should be.

 

[Chris Chan Sonichu]

Sometimes I get bored and I wonder if Russell Greer's penis has Moebius syndrome?

I can just imagine his penis hanging there with a gaping maw, and semen slowly draining out of it and dripping onto everything.

That's deep friend.

 

[MeganDodgedABullet]

Unfortunately, you can't rush genius. Even during Chris-Chan's heyday, events were separated by at least a week or two. And unlike Chris, Russell doesn't have an army of trolls needling him to act. Give him time; he'll come around.

True. We can rely on Russhole to do the wrong thing eventually. Law of the universe.

Well if he has a good enough rep, he might seem like a good choice. And Skordas can always ask the court for permission to practice in whatever state Yovanna will be sued at. It's not terribly uncommon for such requests to be granted, although it's not exactly commonplace either.

Rackets termed it "pro vice hoc" or something in the weebwars autism conflict. I like the idea of Skordas pursuing the little twerp, up to the point he actually ends up in the big house.