The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[Revo]

New factions:

• Followers of the Alpacalypse
• Followers of the Amholepocalypse
• Earl's Klan
• New Troonorado Republic
• Transformers Runners

Furries /Scallies

 

[Weeb Slinger]

I can't shake the sorrowful image of one of these stunning and brave alpaca farmers, discovering yet another of their prematurely-shorn livestock dead from cold, and then secretly shaving off what remains of its fleece in an attempt to raise the money to purchase a new Transformer toy.

The Incas had a god called Urcuchillay who is said to take the form of llama. May he watch over these poor, neglected animals.

 

[Miss Misery]

Shrek and Pajeet had their worthless plot of land where they were going to make a self sustaining tranny compound straight out of Borderlands.

Where would they live? What would the "species" of troons be and how would they evolve? And also what weapon would be best to dispatch them?

/borderlands sperg

 

[Norman B. Normal]

Ranch cards update, in light of a couple of exciting revelations:
A) Bonnie's confirmed to be actually quite fond of his dick and balls, courtesy of @voidBits and
B) Jen is a literal shit-eater as discovered by @Donovan the Man
I've tentatively named this series 'The Heckin Trancherinos'. Ex-tranchers are discontinued.

Where's Earl's card, dammit?!

 

[SeniorFuckFace]

Tranch : Black Version

Twitter : https://twitter.com/BlkHmmrTimes/status/1389229760392409095

Archive : https://archive.md/mmXzN

Comments:

 

[SIGSEGV]

Tranch : Black Version

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Twitter : https://twitter.com/BlkHmmrTimes/status/1389229760392409095

Archive : https://archive.md/mmXzN

If this ends up doing even slightly better than the tranch, I'm going to laugh my ass off.

 

[Gone Ham]

I hope to god there’s a fucking battle between the Boyz in the Mountainz vs the Tranch

 

[Orc Peon]

Half of that twitter thread is people spamming donation links. Their gogriftme game might surpass the Tranch, but they use race baiting and I'm optimistic at best that won't get them far.

 

[scumbus]

Tranch : Black Version

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I have no idea how much info there is on these people, but it looks promising and very intriguing. Something like this could deserve it's own thread and I would love to follow along.

 

[Gone Ham]

I have no idea how much info there is on these people, but it looks promising and very intriguing. Something like this could deserve it's own thread and I would love to follow along.

You’re in luck

 

[ThatDumbPhilosopher]

So when I was listening to the MATI stream today, I heard the words 'Rent'.

They are renting that land.

They destroyed it.

I think the landowner could potentially sue them for an action in waste or nuisance for their destruction of the land.

They don't even own the land they're obliterating I'm sickened.

But maybe they did buy it based on later statements? Either way fuck em

I never heard of a troon owning anything, they usually whine and annoy people until they are given something while providing no efforts whatsoever.

 

[scallion]

You’re in luck

Wakanda Forever!

 

[SeniorFuckFace]

Comments:

 

[mr.moon1488]

If this ends up doing even slightly better than the tranch, I'm going to laugh my ass off.

It will rapidly become a /k/ thread.

 

[scumbus]

You’re in luck

Many thanks brother

 

[break these cuffs]

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It has a Prospering Ground thread. This is far more like Troonblynka than the Tranch. The Tranch was a functional homestead before it was bought by troons. This is just empty arid land bought by people who have zero experience in what they're trying to do using other people's money. I don't want it to fail, but I will be shocked if it ever even approaches Tranch levels.

 

[SIGSEGV]

It will rapidly become a /k/ thread.
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Please don't fuck the deer.

 

[White Devil]

Those retards should have taken the free trip to Liberia.

 

[Gone Ham]

They hate Jews… and are Extremely based

 

[SIGSEGV]

It has a Prospering Ground thread. This is far more like Troonblynka than the Tranch. The Tranch was a functional homestead before it was bought by troons. This is just empty arid land bought by people who have zero experience in what they're trying to do using other people's money. I don't want it to fail, but I will be shocked if it ever even approaches Tranch levels.

They could probably make a tidy profit by growing cotton.