Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

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Fucking Warhammer 40k! You couldn't come up with a more stereotypically male hobby if you tried, exactly zero women play that game. It blows my mind that none of these troons even try to pretend to have feminine hobbies or at least hide their nerdy manchild power levels. But I suspect they think it ceases to be painfully male-nerd because they've become true and honest women now. Like, any male nerd would think it was so cool and so hot if a sexy lesbian chick was into their nerdy male hobby, and now that the Tranchers think they are sexy lesbian chicks, they think it's extremely cool to be into that stuff. To them it's not embarrassing for someone in their 30s to have a Transformers collection if that person is a hot dyke. Sort of reminds me of Brianna Wu's motorcycle and how that's a juvenile male fantasy of a totally rad babe.
"lesbian" is a weird way of saying "the way an aggressively straight male imagines lesbians, to be instant cockwhores when a dick comes in the room"
 
Wedge's FFS is going to be an amazing story arc. Troon facial surgeries usually end up as either 'ape wearing woman's ill-fitting skin' (visible seams included) or else so mild it's hard to tell which is the before pic. Hailey already looks vaguely retarded and half-formed, it's not going to be improved when they grind down 50% of his jawbone, or give him a miniature button nose.
The second one in the first row is Brian Visaggio. My favorite facial surgery from the Farms has to be Luke Lockhart.

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He went to a doctor in Mexico who did not specifically cater to English speakers and Luke does not speak Spanish. Luke thought he was getting bone shaving, but got cheek and chin implants instead. It's kinda hard to see in this particular after selfie, but his chin ended up even more crooked than before because the implant shifted. He was immediately identified and addressed as man after leaving the hospital and going back to his hotel.
 
Fun fact about FFS: Wedge is likely in for a lifetime of nerve pain. The cheap brow and chin shave methods leave nerves vulnerable. Some people can’t touch certain areas of their face without feeling a sharp pain, others are left in constant pain. Some surgeons reinforce the shaved brow with titanium mesh, but a lot just leave the troons with a weakened skull.
 
Fun fact about FFS: Wedge is likely in for a lifetime of nerve pain. The cheap brow and chin shave methods leave nerves vulnerable. Some people can’t touch certain areas of their face without feeling a sharp pain, others are left in constant pain. Some surgeons reinforce the shaved brow with titanium mesh, but a lot just leave the troons with a weakened skull.
Give him a brake, the nerves need time to """wake up"""
 
The second to last one I legit see no difference. Like did the surgery team put him under, go to lunch, and then just hope he didn't notice?
I bet facial recog software will still ping all of them as male.
He’s gotten his hairline lowered, jaw contouring, and a fox eyebrow lift which is a horrible trend these days. Luckily the eyebrow lift is temporary but it gives him a resting bitch face. He just looks upset in the after pics. He was a decent looking dude already, pretty soft features but nothing it going to change that manly profile.
 
Fun fact about FFS: Wedge is likely in for a lifetime of nerve pain. The cheap brow and chin shave methods leave nerves vulnerable. Some people can’t touch certain areas of their face without feeling a sharp pain, others are left in constant pain. Some surgeons reinforce the shaved brow with titanium mesh, but a lot just leave the troons with a weakened skull.
It's almost like it's nature's way of telling humans to quit fucking with their important bits.
 
Unprivates to...beg for a link to consume more pointless products. Of course. That particular Ryan grooming is really bad, too, because now Kevin is doing it unsolicited. Well, he sort of was already, but Ryan wasn't even involved in that conversation and Kevin decided to drag him into it specifically to groom him. It's disgusting.

By the way, what the hell is a "trans elder?" Because I can only interpret it as Kevin's visually accelerated aging making people think he's 60.

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Also, I'm not going to lie, I read "facet" as "faucet" on my first pass, and thought they were discussing transformation porn of their fursonas turning into sink faucets.

I'm sharing this not because I made the mistake to begin with, but because I completely believed my mistake thinking it would not be beneath Kevin to indulge in such a stupid fetish. This is the same man who shared his sexual interest in pool toys and porn of characters turning into houseplants.

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And of course Kevin can only quantify the value of something based on whether or not he can masturbate to it. I never get over how his sole interest and metric is how much he can slap his mutilated genitals before it looks like rhubarb, and a little after.
 
Fun fact about FFS: Wedge is likely in for a lifetime of nerve pain. The cheap brow and chin shave methods leave nerves vulnerable. Some people can’t touch certain areas of their face without feeling a sharp pain, others are left in constant pain. Some surgeons reinforce the shaved brow with titanium mesh, but a lot just leave the troons with a weakened skull.
Looks like our clown lurker friend might heed your warning:
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Bonus clown nudes:
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"The wedge"
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By the way, what the hell is a "trans elder?" Because I can only interpret it as Kevin's visually accelerated aging making people think he's 60.
These self-important assholes take it upon themselves to take an indoctrination victim egg under their wings and groom protect them against the outside world Nazis. I'm convinced it's just another facet of their Star Wars roleplaying like they're some Obi-Troon Kenobi with a young Padawan.
 
>Being a disgusting tranny isn't a thing that moves, it's a motion
>motion: noun; 1.the action or process of moving or being moved.
:thinking:
 
Looks like our clown lurker friend might heed your warning:
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Bonus clown nudes:
I'd imagine it would be hard for a gay dude to have such a weird, tiny penis. Maybe that's the root of Wedge's trooning out?

Even though I hate that taxpayers are footing the bill, I was looking forward to the FFS shitshow. This idiot is going to end up legit disabled, with all the surgeries.
 
Wedge's FFS is going to be an amazing story arc. Troon facial surgeries usually end up as either 'ape wearing woman's ill-fitting skin' (visible seams included) or else so mild it's hard to tell which is the before pic. Hailey already looks vaguely retarded and half-formed, it's not going to be improved when they grind down 50% of his jawbone, or give him a miniature button nose.
The thing that amuses me the most is that I've seen people get better results with makeup.

Though, I'd also note these problems are pretty typical for any sort of facial plastic surgery--there's a lot of delicate nerves in there, and you just really want to minimize any surgery in the area. However, I wouldn't be surprised in the least if a lot of the ones doing FFS are the ones who aren't very good in the first place, for much the same reasons you can find a lot of butchers doing SRS: You can trust that a bunch of troons will white-knight for your (incompetent) ass because they want their surgeries and in true troon fashion aren't going to think about how important it is to have a good surgeon cutting you up.

Likely, the latter type's surgeons--where it's hard to tell which is the before vs after pic--are doing next to nothing, and making bank that way.
 
eep.PNG + any kind of plastic surgery.... I have a strange feeling that I know where this is going.

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that's... that's the wedge? Holy. Shit.
Keep in mind that it made contact with the amhole. Notice that I'm not using the terms "penetrated" or "had sex with" as that would most likely be physically impossible. The term"bumping uglies" has never been more appropriate.
 
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