"Loaded fries?" - Is this normal?

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In my particular part of the US (rural/semi-rural NorCal), "loaded fries" are offered at almost any diner. It's where you cover the fries in bacon bits and cheddar.
I was just wondering how normal this is.
Is it a local thing?
Is it a US thing?
Is it a thing most of the civilized world does?
If I went to Canada and asked for "loaded fries" as a side, would they know what the fuck I'm talking about?
 
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Marche said:
In Australia our chipshops sell AB fries/chips
Basically its chips topped with lamb meat, tomato sauce, bbq sauce and garlic sauce. The AB stands for abortion or after birth or many other things.
Basically you eat it to feel like a disgusting fat fuck.
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I might do that without the tomato and bbq sauce. Sweet sauces ruin savory food and tomato sauce always seems to take away from the flavor rather than add to it. Garlic is God-tier though. Only times I tried lamb was at a gyro shop (it was meh) and some Hindu's home cooking (damn good). Lamb isn't very popular in the US and one of the only places in town that offers it charges extra.
 
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There pretty good down south, had some loaded fries from a local mom & pop food shack way back, thought they tasted great, Typically, they can be found anywhere, the Palestinians at my local gas station cooks them. Much to the ire of the Jews, their pretty good.
 
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fries/chips should be topped with:
salt
salt & vinegar
chicken salt
gravy

or all at once if you don't care about you're arsehole

Marche said:
In Australia our chipshops sell AB fries/chips
Basically its chips topped with lamb meat, tomato sauce, bbq sauce and garlic sauce. The AB stands for abortion or after birth or many other things.
Basically you eat it to feel like a disgusting fat fuck.
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ohmygaawwwwd Halal snack pack Habib!
 
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Poppavalyim Andropoff said:
ohmygaawwwwd Halal snack pack Habib!
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Fuck off croweaters invented them and croweaters called them abortions, just because you eastern cunts are too delicate and sensitive to use the real name doesn't mean you can erase our proud history and culture of eating abortions.
 
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Dyn said:
Fuck off croweaters invented them and croweaters called them abortions, just because you eastern cunts are too delicate and sensitive to use the real name doesn't mean you can erase our proud history and culture of eating abortions.
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Not gonna lie that description of them abortion fries have me watering at the mouth
 
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Halal snack packs sold here in Australia are sorta like that, but they're probably most likely influenced by the US practise of just dumping as much as possible onto chips. It's only within the past three years that the Australian branches of American fast-food chains have introduced 'loaded fries/chips' to their menus.
 
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Loaded fries are definitely a diner meal. I've been to my fair share and it's pretty good. Gravy and fries are pretty good too at the local hot dog joint.
 
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I mean, they may not go by "Loaded Fries" but, bear with me now, Cali is far from the first or only place to fry chopped potatoes, and then dump disgusting amounts of grease and salt over the top.


Obligatory "Lol, fat."
 
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A lot of popular, trendy fast-food places do this shit. Dump a load of crap on an otherwise normal piece of food in a campaign to be as excessive and gluttonous as possible with little regard for its taste. Like when burgers and burritos are stuffed with pointless, superfluous filler that only makes them harder to eat. Donut places have started doing this too, just putting a load of ADD crap around your donut and call it a topping. Its like the episode of The Simpsons where Homer throws a load of Twizzlers and Jolly Ranchers on his donut and tries to slip it past Apu.
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This is just an example from a place I knew by name, but I know its nowhere near as bad as it gets. I blame YouTube for this trend.
 
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Penis Drager said:
I might do that without the tomato and bbq sauce. Sweet sauces ruin savory food and tomato sauce always seems to take away from the flavor rather than add to it.
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Only bad, undercooked tomato sauce does this. PSA, treat your tomato sauce like a pork shoulder. Cook it in large batches too so you're not waiting hours literally any time you want something with tomato sauce in it.
 
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Marche said:
In Australia our chipshops sell AB fries/chips
Basically its chips topped with lamb meat, tomato sauce, bbq sauce and garlic sauce. The AB stands for abortion or after birth or many other things.
Basically you eat it to feel like a disgusting fat fuck.
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I'll take the disgusting fat fuck label to get my hands on that holy shit.
 
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