A gobshite who posts stuff on Twitter and has a 🏳
️ flag in his bio.
With a bit of alteration, that pretty much covers anybody and everybody--and the major part is learning how to do your makeup correctly.
I hate to use Twitter terminology, but Kevin does have a lot of internalized misandry. He hates men (including himself) despite his constant tweeting about wanting cock in his stinkditch. The only things he can think of as being attractive are female. Or (even bettter) men cosplaying as female as long as they don't break the roleplay. He literally cannot see himself as a succesful or attractive male so he has to be a cartoonish expression of femininity.
It's different in quality, though. Kev doesn't have that frustrated want-to-be-a-man going on--I mean, if Kev did we'd be talking all about how Kev's a hilarious failure of a gym rat who thinks he's an epic mega-Chan but can't even manage to bulk up except by gaining fat. Maybe if he actually lifted?
How dare you make me look at that with my face eyes
That's the thing. He idolizes all things female to an absurd degree and hates men, so he dreams about being like a bull-dyke. His thought process is something along the line of "I hate men. I'm not a man! I'm a tough lesbian just like Mistress Penny! I'll show those dirty men!" In his malfunctioning autogynephile brain "butch man-hating lesbian" somehow comes across as the ultimate expression of femininity. Even though the rest of the world sees him as a flabby transvestite.
All I can think of when I hear about Wedge’s FFS is the scene from Tim Burton’s Batman where the Joker first sees his face.
Holy shit, another skin crawling take from Kev. In his ideal world people would just graft alien tissue to their bodies, and only afterwards discover that they had “species dysphoria”, a completely made up but horrifying mental illness where you think you were supposed to be born a dog or something. This is some of the darkest body horror I’ve ever read, but to the owner of the Amhole it’s a pleasant, fun daydream. What the fuck is actually wrong with Kevin
What I’ve learned from these over 1100 pages; everything Kevin does is for the coom.
” otherwise Kevin can’t coom over the thought of it and if he can’t do that then what’s the point?
Penny identifies as asexual now so there’s probably nothing going on between the two. He also doesn’t tell Kevin what to do (or the Transformers would be bagged up in the garbage) so he’s not really a ‘mistress’ either. They hardly ever even seem to do anything together. Pretty sure it’s just so Kevin can secure a place at the ranch and can wear a collar for his LARP as an uwu bimbo sub slut.
Did Penny go asexual because of kevvie? Cause it kinda feels like it.
I think many people have become asexual after interacting with Kevvie.
Cutting your dick off and taking cross sex hormones probably contributes a lot too.
I can't really be surprised. Kevin is one of those guys who doesn't bother to handle an issue until after it becomes a problem. Remember the first time he had that meltdown because his computer stopped working. It was speculated that the most likely cause was PSU failure and being clogged up with dust because his computer was behind a bunch of garbage in the corner of his room and he never cleans it.
Sir, the UNICRON
is a high tech computing machine!
you know a relationship is working when you've reached the just chinese takeout and a shitty movie stage". A healthy relationship has it's exciting moments, but true happiness is when your comfortable just doing nothing in each other's presence
A lot of the second ones look like smokers who got cancer and needed surgery to remove a tumor
