I (and I'm sure a bunch of other Kiwis) would really appreciate some kind of article/master post on Leonard. I tried keeping up with everything but I'm so far behind. I've heard talks of adding an article to the Lolcow Wiki but I haven't seen anything yet.
Can someone give me a basic rundown on this guy and why he's blown up? I'm really interested but the whole "800 pages" thing is pretty daunting.
The OP on Len contains most of the important shit about our autistic foamer shitlord, but I'll share the most important things about him right now and some highlights of him.
LEN NEED TO KNOWS
Len used to be a volunteer at the "Colebrookdale Railroad," most likely to appeal to his love of trains. However, due to incompetence, ineptitude, and his mannerisms, he was legally banned from the establishment. To this day, he believes that the Colebrookdale Railroad is running a huge conspiracy to harass him, and actually believes that people here on the Kiwi Farms are Colebrookdale Railroad Employees and that this entire forum is a front for the railroad to harass and bully him.
I am not joking.
Len is the physical manifestation of the Dunning-Kruger effect. I know you could say this about a bunch of other lolcows but he has this in spades. He constantly uses sockpuppets and false community pages to harass people he doesn't like, from the Colebrookdale Railroad to us, but they are all easily identified by Len's absolutely TERRIBLE use of the English language. That being said, he will very rarely acknowledge when he is called out and will continue with his lies with a straight face even when everyone is literally just laughing at him for being delusional enough to think that anyone falls for it. He will causally say that he has links to the FBI, the government, privet instigators (his spelling of private investigators), and the mafia, and that he has informants in the railroad and here on the Kiwi Farms. One of his last messages to us was that he has informants in our very own moderator and administrator group that are feeding him information and preparing to take down this site.
I am not joking.
Len is a pure, vindictive bitch. One of our Kiwis here is actually someone Len knows irl.
@Pocket_Sand! is Curt, one of the many people Len shittalks on a normal basis, who originally joined as an anonymous source but outted himself rather dramatically when Len's counterharassment of us led him to berate and tease his family, to the point where he posted pictures of Curt's wife and called her a "fat whore." However, Len was scared shitless only temporarily from Curt's reveal, instead turning into a fucking spiteful bastard and harassing Curt repeatedly. Len has repeatedly put down the dox of Curt and his wife and several of his extended family, in an attempt to scare Curt by saying that Len's "sources" will get him. The harassment, in fact, became so damned obnoxious and eerily thorough that it actually led to Curt's brother-in-law getting a call at his workplace from Len, which basically led to both Curt and the topic creator (and one of the main Len trolls),
@Zim, to both bow out of the topic in the hopes that it would shut Len up. However, it hasn't really had any effect, and Len, to this day, keeps posting the dox of Curt in order to scare him.
I am not joking.
Piggybacking off of the above, Len has no sense of privacy nor any sense of self-respect. His primary strategy of combating the Kiwis once he was exposed and kneecapped by Null was to basically dox
everyone. But, of course, he doesn't have our dox, because Len is incompetent and can't do anything right, so he did the next best thing and basically started to dox everyone
that he knows. According to Len, I'm some "Stokes" man (the rest of the name omitted for his sake), and literally all of the repeat posters in the Len topic are now part of Len's life in a way that he can say that they're all part of a conspiracy. Rin, for instance, is apparently Curt's wife. Adamska? Apparently some Nathaniel guy. Zim? Uh, Bob? Jim? I dunno, Zim's gone through about four names now. Len believes that if he "exposes" our names, we will be intimidated and shamed into silence, but because he doesn't know our names, he's basically doxxing random people whose only crime is knowing and being associated with Len at some point in their lives. If you scroll through the topic, you can literally see the remnants of Len's doxxing, all censored by based Hellblazer and HSMOF.
I am not joking.
LEN HIGHLIGHTS
Len shits his pants. Like, seriously. One of our most prominent Lentorians,
@Gook Choy, has shared experiences of Len back when he was an employee at Sears, and one of them was how Len would literally shit his pants to get out of work. This actually came to an extremely terrifying head in a later Gook story, where a public worker that checks up on Len's mother, Gloria (who is ill and basically in need of constant aid, btw), walked in on Len, who had
shit his pants, was naked aside from pantyhose, and was fucking a pillow. Len looked up to this poor woman and said "YOU'RE NOT WORKING TODAY!" which scared her off.
I AM NOT JOKING.
Len has no sense of property or respect of other people's property. While working at Sears, Len found a cake in the fridge. The cake was for the baby shower for one of the workers, and was custom-made, with "baby shower" prominently marked. The Sears staff proceeded to walk in on Len halfway through eating the cake. His excuse was that it was his birthday. It gets worse. According to another one of our prominent Lentorians,
@TopHat, Len once brought a shitty model locomotive to a model locomotive place, where a bunch of other kids were showing off their own, newer models. Len got spiteful and proceeded to fry one of these newer model locomotives, one that was bought with money
earned by the kid. When the mother confronted Len and asked how he would pay for it, Len got mad and there was a shouting fit, and it ended when Len took the fried locomotive and
smashed it, not allowing the mother to call up the warranty to have it replaced. This is not the first time he has smashed a child's model locomotive, and
OH DEAR GOD I'M STILL NOT JOKING.
Len is hilariously incompetent and easy to tease. One of our own,
@Kirby, started the first Doxxing Saga with Len by posing as a double agent and feeding Len dox back when Len was posing as a privet instigator to see how bafflingly idiotic Len was. Paraphrasing Kirby, he was clever and subtle at first, but got gradually more outrageous to see how much shit he could get away with before he got bored and stopped feeding Len dox because Len was apparently as smart as a fucking dust mite and fell for everything.
Here is the full list, but here are some highlights:
Me - Marisa Kirisame, a fictional witch from Touhou Project
Saul Goodman - The deceased Bob Chandler
AnOnimous - Ian Brandon Anderson, "guilty of identity theft"
WireSponge - Connor Bible
The_Doctor - Gregory House (yes, the cynical doctor who's always right)
Kirby - Johnny "Jiggle" E. Puff
BlueArmedDevil - Buzz Lightyear
Holy Buttocks - Samus Aran
In general, the guy's a fucking idiot and I would not have sex with him.
now, but Hy's recent shenanigans warrant a secomd look over. This is clearly not the work of a... sane man, and it's something to look into. If Hy isn't serious, he's literally setting himself up to be a total laughingstock and disgrace, so this warrants at least some investigation.
