The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[Baloney Face]

Catching up over night. Do you guys sleep?

Some animal liberation types were starting shit with them back before they got their spinoff thread. Maybe pan searing the lamb they were clout posting a few weeks ago will bring PETA back into the storyline.

Would it be "unethical" to eat meat from an animal that died of natural causes?
That at least is what they are claiming, right?

 

[Big Meaty Claws]

Are they running Curse of Strahd for a group of kids in a library? (For those who don't know, it's a gothic horror module that has incest, cannibalism, and child sacrifice just in the optional opening chapter. It's also way too long and convoluted for a drop-in group, but that's a separate issue.)

Why the fuck am I not surprised in the slightest

It's hard to maintain the absolute bullshit lie that there is some huge wave of racist violence against Asians when in fact it's almost entirely from groids if they bother to tell the truth. So they let this nonsense go on that there's some huge persecution of Asians going on when they ignore it's mostly angry groid apes chimping out.

haven't you heard, Asians are the new whites

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

It makes sense to make it yourself these days, those developer apps are great for building a basic site but then why hire a developer in the first place then?

The only reason I can think is to virtue signal about contracting queer owned businesses to do the work then paying because fuck it, it's only gfm grift money and plenty more where that came from.

I'm entirely willing to belive this one is on the troon developers being utterly incompetent and unable to even use basic dev tools to make the site in a reasonable amount of time to a reasonable standard. Especially given their own website, the fact they're a terminally online troon and the fact that troon is an antonym for productive. I think it's probably a 50/50 or tranch poor planning and troon dev incompetence (sprinkled with the tranch leadership's need to dictate every single thing to a horrific degree).

Still, there's some very delicious irony here: last year they spent three weeks clearing out some bush and they weren't paid the full amount:

It's especially retarded because Twitter already has a built-in function to let you embed the image description in the HTML of the Tweet, but of course that would *actually* help people using screen readers AND be out of sight for regular readers. Thus, his virtue signaling would be pointless.
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Anyway, seems there's some business drama going on with the locals.
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Oh how Karma turns.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Catching up over night. Do you guys sleep?

Individual Kiwis and cows may sleep, but the Kiwi Farms never sleeps.

 

[Hell yeah dude]

Rip little lamb

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Jarrod is mad

 

[Gone Ham]

Rip little lamb
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>anti trans firing squads.
where do I sign up

 

[Nothing To See Here]

Rip little lamb

Goddamn it I was about to say the previous food pics looked delicious, but... this just looks revolting. And with such a promising start! The potatoes look soddy and undercooked (no browning or crisping visible), the asparagus (which looks pretty sad and skinny to begin with) is burnt (you gotta steam or parboil it before grilling it! or oven roast it! ffs), and the meat looks dry and burnt in places, with the garlic and herb marinade entirely burnt. Fucking depressing when that's an excellent meal.

 

[Coccxys]

Troons don't deserve the honor of death by firing squad. It should be an option only avaliable to people who have "earned" it.

 

[SIGSEGV]

>anti trans firing squads.
where do I sign up

At the nearest cock flayer's office.

 

[DemonicMustache]

On the one hand, a bunch of insane men living together and not bothering women is a good thing. Plus they ain't breeding. Kind of like a eunuch monastery. Fascinating. Grotesque, but mostly harmless. On the other hand, I got nothing. I approve.

 

[Lovecraft's Cat]

It's hard to maintain the absolute bullshit lie that there is some huge wave of racist violence against Asians when in fact it's almost entirely from groids if they bother to tell the truth. So they let this nonsense go on that there's some huge persecution of Asians going on when they ignore it's mostly angry groid apes chimping out.

Why would us wypipo want to kill our favorite minority?

 

[In the Sick of It]

What the fuck is on the rim of that filthy glass?

 

[Ninon42]

Goddamn it I was about to say the previous food pics looked delicious, but... this just looks revolting. And with such a promising start! The potatoes look soddy and undercooked (no browning or crisping visible), the asparagus (which looks pretty sad and skinny to begin with) is burnt (you gotta steam or parboil it before grilling it! or oven roast it! ffs), and the meat looks dry and burnt in places, with the garlic and herb marinade entirely burnt. Fucking depressing when that's an excellent meal.

Like most things having to do with the tranch, it's a perfectly good idea with the worst possible implementation/follow-through. Waste of good asparagus tbh.

 

[LemmeSee]

How hard is it to butcher a sheep? I know nothing about it but it feels like it would be a bit too intensive for anyone on the tranch.

 

[ThatDumbPhilosopher]

"Tommy's Crackhouse" coming to your neighborhood which will replace the "Tranch"

 

[The Emperor Skeksis]

Rip little lamb
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Yeah keep drinking Bonny, you need the calories.

 

[El Mundo Dios]

Fanmail for null?
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As with the franchising idea, I love that they keep doubling down on their "Monopoly Man in an Antifa skirt" attitude. Nothing says socialist freedom fighter like enforcing your copyright of shitty sweatshop print merchandize with designs they probably underpaid a trans artist for.

 

[Chapstick4Lyfe]

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It's funny that Penny works out on the ranch all the livelong day and still has to come home and cook dinner because Kevin won't get of his amhole to contribute to the household. Doesn't cook, doesn't clean, doesn't do any stereotypical female activities—just consooms.

 

[DopeaddictKitten]

It's funny that Penny works out on the ranch all the livelong day and still has to come home and cook dinner because Kevin won't get of his amhole to contribute to the household. Doesn't cook, doesn't clean, doesn't do any stereotypical female activities—just consooms.

And not even consooming feminine things like a shit ton of nail polish or a nice brand of makeup. Just plastic toys meant for young boys lmao

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

Deviant Ollam? Fuck, I liked his stuff. First Karl Kasarda of InRange with "Tacticool """GF"""" and now this?
I hope neither leads to more.

Well sheeeeit. I liked his stuff but I wasn't aware of his politics.

They'd blow themselves up.

As much as I liked some of his lockpicking books, Ollam's autism has been visible from space for a long time.