Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[Rustled Jimmies]

Well, Planet Fitness is still making people wear masks while they exercise. They actually do enforce it too.

Can you imagine Russ getting his drool all over that treadmill after hobbling around, those employees lucked out that his mask catches it.

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

Why doesn't he just go for a jog outside? If he's just jogging, and not using any exercise equipment or doing classes or anything, why does he need a gym to do that?

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

Why doesn't he just go for a jog outside? If he's just jogging, and not using any exercise equipment or doing classes or anything, why does he need a gym to do that?

How are people going to know that he's buff and ripped if he's not taking selfies of him standing in a gym? Plus there's all the gym bunnies to ogle.

 

[The Great Citracett]

Why doesn't he just go for a jog outside? If he's just jogging, and not using any exercise equipment or doing classes or anything, why does he need a gym to do that?

Because every time he goes outside he almost gets run over by a crazed driver, followed by a kiwi in a black Jetta, chased by a murderous hobo wanting a cigarette, has to dodge thrown feces and molotovs, or nearly gets mobbed because some rando always shouts "Hey, that's the guy who sued Taylor Swift!"

Also, outdoors there won't be a sexy girl in yoga pants on a machine in front of him.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Why doesn't he just go for a jog outside? If he's just jogging, and not using any exercise equipment or doing classes or anything, why does he need a gym to do that?

By covering his face with a mask it takes away from his disgusting appearance. Honestly this is why he should take to wearing one all the time. Besides if some cute girl catches his eye he can try flirting with her and showing her how buff he is.

Can't do that if you go jogging outside.

 

[Meredith Swift]

It was a great video and to have Mick Fleetwood (actually talented, famous, nailed hundreds of women - legally) tip his hat and replicate it just shows how shit at life Rusty is.
Russ, if you read this. Please recognise that life isn't fair, it especially isn't fair to guys with your rap sheet and behaviours.

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Crusty's just bitter because his fucked-up feet and gnarled homunculus body make it impossible for him to skateboard

 

[DrJonesHat]

Crusty's just bitter because his fucked-up feet and gnarled homunculus body make it impossible for him to skateboard

Given what we've seen of him "performing", he jumps around like he's being tased in the balls. He doesn't strike me as particularly coordinated.

 

[Hamsteroid]

Because every time he goes outside he almost gets run over by a crazed driver, followed by a kiwi in a black Jetta, chased by a murderous hobo wanting a cigarette, has to dodge thrown feces and molotovs, or nearly gets mobbed because some rando always shouts "Hey, that's the guy who sued Taylor Swift!"

Don't forget the masses of mocha men too poor to buy watches.

 

[StraightShooter2]

I know everyone's (Ahem--enjoying) the descriptions of butternut's genitalia...I assume it's to bait the mong into putting something about it in an official court document.
But you guys are leaving out his (Oh God ) Other features...

Spoiler: Where we're going, you don't need eyes to see...

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I still think that Russ' face and his penis probably bear a very strong resemblance to each other.

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

Well, Planet Fitness is still making people wear masks while they exercise. They actually do enforce it too.

I'd imagine it makes it hard to breath when exercising. That could be pretty dangerous.
The faggot should just go jogging at the park or a near by high school track. I never understood why one would buy a gym membership if all you do is use the treadmill.

 

[Bridgeburner]

Russ is leaving Facebook...again

How can you be both exhausted and tired?

 

[StraightShooter2]

Russ is leaving Facebook...again

Does anyone think that Russ is smart enough to use alt FB or Twitter accounts to pester women anonymously?

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

Does anyone think that Russ is smart enough to use alt FB or Twitter accounts to pester women anonymously?

He's had alt accounts on Twitter before ("@SuperRockerMan8") and possibly Facebook too. He also used sockpuppets to harass Erika, and has been trying to hook up with Matt using new accounts. So he's at least aware of the tactic, but he's not smart enough to use it effectively.

 

[DrJonesHat]

He's had alt accounts on Twitter before ("@SuperRockerMan8") and possibly Facebook too. He also used sockpuppets to harass Erika, and has been trying to hook up with Matt using new accounts. So he's at least aware of the tactic, but he's not smart enough to use it effectively.

His writing style gives him away. He knows about apps that let you spoof your number, he used them to harass Erika too.

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

The faggot should just go jogging at the park or a near by high school track.

Nooooo imagine if he got near teenage girls and told them of his plights and claimed to have a relationship with Taylor Swift and Ariana Grande

 

[DrJonesHat]

Nooooo imagine if he got near teenage girls and told them of his plights and claimed to have a relationship with Taylor Swift and Ariana Grande

One of his few redeeming qualities is that he seems to only be attracted to women over 20. Yes, it'll get creepier the older he gets, but at least he's not lusting after underaged girls.

 

[Cilleystring]

I still think that Russ' face and his penis probably bear a very strong resemblance to each other.

Moby Dick

 

[Da Dude123]

Don't forget the masses of mocha men too poor to buy watches.

I am late on this one. Did he mention a bunch of mocha men who couldn't afford a watch? This sounds like a good story.

 

[AbraCadaver]

Well, Planet Fitness is still making people wear masks while they exercise. They actually do enforce it too.

I'd imagine it makes it hard to breath when exercising. That could be pretty dangerous.
The faggot should just go jogging at the park or a near by high school track. I never understood why one would buy a gym membership if all you do is use the treadmill.

There are loads and loads of actual gym masks for exercising in public, and they’re not expensive. Many are built with vents for breathing better, and other features.

Mr. Yeah I Been Working Out A Lot is wearing a rubbish mask for exercising. But then, he can’t fuck a gym mask, so it gets put in his list of Things I Can’t Fuck (food, clothing, amenities, bills, career, etc) and gets the absolute bare minimum investment. Only prozzies get the top dollars out of Russ’ income.

 

[Free the Pedos]

If it helps you sleep at night, just imagine that Skordas has a twin cousin in each state that practices law.

• Greg Skordas (Utah)
• Craig Skordas (Oregon)
• Chad Skordas (Florida)
• Ted Skordas (Wisconsin)
• Fred Skordas (Ohio)
• Preston Skordas III (Connecticut)
• Tony Skordas (New York)
• Donny Skordas (New Jersey)
• Jaxton Skordas (Virginia)

Etc etc

Guillermo Escordas (Texas)