DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

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Let's never forget that DSP is the guy who deliberately opted to play the scuffed day -1 unpatched Xbox One versions of Dark Souls 3 and Fallout 4 just because it would let him play the games early. Phil is a man with no scruples, if he was given the option you best believe he would be snatching these early look sponsorships left and right

Let's also remember that he forced Leanna to miss her brother's wedding because he wanted to stay home and capitalize on the Day 1 Viewz for Fallout 4. "This is very important to me, Fallout 3 was one of the games that PUT ME ON THE MAP!"
 
8 hours? Oh no Poor baby boy! Phil wouldn't last a day in the real world with 8 hours sifts 5 days a week two 15 min breaks half hour lunch. Yikes
Its probably going to be around 4 hours of actual gameplay. After each break it will probably take him an hour to start gameplay again as he will most likely be begging for money.
 
I mean, at this point we know whats going to happen. He's going to get paid by twitch and this month is going to be just another 'thanks for the money dummies.' moment.

But how much longer can he keep this up? And at what point is he going to realize he needs to do something besides, "Hey gaiz, wut should I dew?" /holds out hands more. "Moneyz pls I need them."

I know it's always worked for him in the past, but this one actually took the rug out from under him. I would be utterly blown away if the whales could keep this up for longer than a couple months, but at what point are both him and his whales going to be like, I can't do this anymore?
He keeps talking about getting him through the short term but then what? Reality is, he had a golden egg in the form of the vest streak and he pissed that away. This man had his debt wiped and should not be crying poor. Fuck even with the loss of twitch partnership, he ISN’T poor. Phil’s just a greedy pig.
 

For anyone who missed it, Phil insulting people for expecting rewards if they subscribe to his Patreon.
"I used to be making a good amount of tips, PLUSS subs and bits"
First of all; why your bitch ass beg all the time then?

Second; yeah you used to make a lot more when you had more fans, but when they had valid complains and sugestion for you, you told them to fuck off, and they did.

If you took away all the trolls and ironic fans his stream would be hovering around 20-50 veiwers that are actual fans, and he is expecting a six figure income a year streaming to that few.
Just insainity!
 
He keeps talking about getting him through the short term but then what? Reality is, he had a golden egg in the form of the vest streak and he pissed that away. This man had his debt wiped and should not be crying poor. Fuck even with the loss of twitch partnership, he ISN’T poor. Phil’s just a greedy pig.
There will never be enough for the Pig God. He'll sit in his throne of sweatyman.jpgs as he gazed down towards the mass gathering of wheel chairs, weak hands lobbing cash at him in mass. The Pig God would let out a soft sigh as his black eyes gazed into the sky, a nazel whine came from him as the God spoke.



"Man it sure is a slow day today."
 
the amount of pressure he is putting on his paypigs since the unpartnering is fucking insane. and it gets more and more and more......i actually believe they cant sustain much more and will reach their breaking point soon.

he is not milking them anymore, not even slaughtering them, he is putting them on the bbq-grill while they are still alive.
Just to clarify, Phil expects his viewers to give him $400 a day from now until the 14th. Then he'll expect thousands of dollars on the 14th. And then he'll expect his viewers to continue giving him $400 a day, indefinitely, after the fundraiser. Without ever showing them clearly as to what that money is being put towards.
 
As DSP gets more and more desperate he's going to go into a form of desperate credit where he doesn't refund chargebacks, uses it to pay for shit then has a negative paypal, watch as chargebacks suddenly become a problem again.
dont think he has ever refunded any tip. has anyone ever tried it?
 
ITS BEEN 15 FUCKIN MINUTES, HE STARES AT A BLACK SCREEN AND READS WHAT COMES UP! 15 MINUTES!

started 15 minutes ago.

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DSP never met his grandmas (this he told earlier). He called his aunt "grandma" on family unions. WAT?
I dare any of you pussy bitches to rewatch this 42minutes segment with white text on black screen and dsp reading the WHOLE thing in a monoton sound.

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"I used to be making a good amount of tips, PLUSS subs and bits"
First of all; why your bitch ass beg all the time then?

Second; yeah you used to make a lot more when you had more fans, but when they had valid complains and sugestion for you, you told them to fuck off, and they did.

If you took away all the trolls and ironic fans his stream would be hovering around 20-50 veiwers that are actual fans, and he is expecting a six figure income a year streaming to that few.
Just insainity!
cahm on dood, thats only a measly $2600-$6500 per paypig per year. and ONLY for the next 20-30 years.
so for a very small amount ($52 000 - $195 000) they get FREE chill and fun kahntent for decades.
sounds good?
 
dont think he has ever refunded any tip. has anyone ever tried it?
He does refund, there was someone a while back who posted that 'his friend' troll tipped, multiple times I think, and had them refunded.
He's excited when he is getting his money. Games don't excite him anymore plus being a massive piece of shit takes a toll on him mentally. He would never shill the game but I agree with you, if he got the game early he would for sure make an event out of it.
Why wouldn't he shill the game? He shilled Elo Hell, and that game was terrible. Would make more sense if he did it for RE8.
 
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