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Nick Gurs said:
Has the catson made another appearance on stream in recent times?

I keep wondering if he is still alive or if they feed him sugary tomato water instead of cat food, because that would take away money from his WWE addiction
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You mean aside from the day he lost his partnership and left the stream running dead to go fuck around emailing Twitch support? If not then no that was the last time.
 
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Nick Gurs said:
Has the catson made another appearance on stream in recent times?

I keep wondering if he is still alive or if they feed him sugary tomato water instead of cat food, because that would take away money from his WWE addiction
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Dave only speaks to his son when the webcam's off, in that Pokemon Snap kindergarten teacher voice.
 
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Schrödinger's Kat said:
Phil has become a true and legitimate serious addict and there is no overstating this. Everything he does appears to revolve around his addiction.

The more you look at the situation, the more obvious it is. A normal person only gets paid every 2 weeks. If they are a gambling addict, they spend it all in a day or two, then can't gamble or even eat until their next paycheck. Its kind of a self-limiting cycle.

Phil set himself up for a endless hits by working 6 days a week and getting paid every day. This is not by accident. He can gamble every single day, digging him deeper into the addiction and dependency of it. This is why he is obsessed with tips, he needs them to keep coming in every day, twice a day, so he always has funds to play with, or he'll become depressed with withdrawal.

Another sign of extreme addiction is his inability to accomplish anything outside of his daily stream. He can't be bothered to set up BTTV, or a green screen, or clean up his Patreon, because to do so would take away time from gacha. It's not just laziness, seriously, this is probably related to the severity of his problem. Also, his rigid schedule, frequent breaks during streams, and excuses for why he can't see the ENT, or get a COVID vaccine might be centered around making sure he doesn't cut into his time for mobile games.

As long as the money keeps coming in, he'll keep feeding his addiction and let everything else slide.
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He is the perfect storm for addiction to ruin him as well, since he is stubborn and prideful and combative he's never going to accept any help he might receive and he has no friends to offer help anyway.

That said, I think people are overestimating how quickly his support will fall to a level that he truly cannot afford. His expenses are low and he doesn't care if he misses bill payment. He isn't going to be evicted for a long time or have critical utilities shut off even if he stops paying the mortgage and utilities, so all he really needs to do is keep paying his Big Boy Business Internet bill and food and he can keep going for a long time on the backs of 1-2 tardwhales.

The other issue is that the more desperate he becomes, the more of a spectacle he becomes, which draws in new whales. I think he has multiple years left before he gives up unless he has a huge hardware failure or health crisis and doesn't have a megawhale to fall back on in that moment.
 
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Schrödinger's Kat said:
Phil has become a true and legitimate serious addict and there is no overstating this. Everything he does appears to revolve around his addiction.

The more you look at the situation, the more obvious it is. A normal person only gets paid every 2 weeks. If they are a gambling addict, they spend it all in a day or two, then can't gamble or even eat until their next paycheck. Its kind of a self-limiting cycle.

Phil set himself up for a endless hits by working 6 days a week and getting paid every day. This is not by accident. He can gamble every single day, digging him deeper into the addiction and dependency of it. This is why he is obsessed with tips, he needs them to keep coming in every day, twice a day, so he always has funds to play with, or he'll become depressed with withdrawal.

Another sign of extreme addiction is his inability to accomplish anything outside of his daily stream. He can't be bothered to set up BTTV, or a green screen, or clean up his Patreon, because to do so would take away time from gacha. It's not just laziness, seriously, this is probably related to the severity of his problem. Also, his rigid schedule, frequent breaks during streams, and excuses for why he can't see the ENT, or get a COVID vaccine might be centered around making sure he doesn't cut into his time for mobile games.

As long as the money keeps coming in, he'll keep feeding his addiction and let everything else slide.
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It speaks to the shittiness of Phil the fact that there is no justifiable sympathy for his plight.

Spending all his money every day? Doesn't need gacha for that, he would blow it on fast food or some shit. There is a reason he has nothing to show for all the money he has made over the course of his internet career.

Working six days a week and demanding X amount in tips all of those days? Doesn't need gacha for that, it just makes him itch for it harder.

Refusing to do anything that could cut into his whaling out time? This is the same guy who has dropped all kinds of things after he learned how much effort they took. Including, more than likely, the act of sexually pleasuring his first girlfriend.

I'm sure Phil is worse in all his bad traits because of his addiction, but he started off a fucking piece of shit to begin with, so, rightfully, no one cares that it's fucking his shit up. If anything, Phil deserves to be basically a crackhead, because it's the one thing in his life that actually manages to own him, that he cannot just wave away.
 
Schrödinger's Kat said:
Phil has become a true and legitimate serious addict and there is no overstating this. Everything he does appears to revolve around his addiction.

The more you look at the situation, the more obvious it is. A normal person only gets paid every 2 weeks. If they are a gambling addict, they spend it all in a day or two, then can't gamble or even eat until their next paycheck. Its kind of a self-limiting cycle.

Phil set himself up for a endless hits by working 6 days a week and getting paid every day. This is not by accident. He can gamble every single day, digging him deeper into the addiction and dependency of it. This is why he is obsessed with tips, he needs them to keep coming in every day, twice a day, so he always has funds to play with, or he'll become depressed with withdrawal.

Another sign of extreme addiction is his inability to accomplish anything outside of his daily stream. He can't be bothered to set up BTTV, or a green screen, or clean up his Patreon, because to do so would take away time from gacha. It's not just laziness, seriously, this is probably related to the severity of his problem. Also, his rigid schedule, frequent breaks during streams, and excuses for why he can't see the ENT, or get a COVID vaccine might be centered around making sure he doesn't cut into his time for mobile games.

As long as the money keeps coming in, he'll keep feeding his addiction and let everything else slide.
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You can look at any documentary or video following addicts, specifically opiate or stimulant addicts and you're basically looking at the same thing: a constant, singular focus on obtaining ( the money for ) their next fix. A foul mood if it takes too long, a visible relaxation and uptick in mood once they have ( the money for ) what they need. Arguably a drug addiction would be preferable at this point, $1000 whale drops would set you up for a few days with most drugs but with his level of gambling addiction he really does need the help and positivity two hours later during the night stream, he really really does
 
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The mad man actually broke $400? Spend you beautiful sea cows, spend.

I really want to believe that the departnering was the event horizon for DSP. There's no more potential for course correction, no amount of money to turn it around, no avoiding a certain amount of spaghettification.
 
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$500 is a good start guys, but we really need to hit the tips goal every stream till the end of the month if I want to be able to pay off my mortgage. So I appreciate the support but I really need you guys to step it up every stream. *shakes head and slaps leg* *takes off gunner glasses* These past few nights we have been unable to hit the tips goal, and I really want to put on the vest for you guys. So please don't wait and contribute immediately if you can, that way we can have more vest time. Fair enough? Ok, sound good? *whispers* alright. *snake laughs*
 
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I like that BBTV, a 15 minute and $5 integration is now a "long term goal" for Phil.

All talk of green screens have gone.

Patreon will not give people any transactional goals, it's just give Phil money.

Despite averaging over $400 per day since twitch dumped him he's still crying about not hitting the tips goal.

He's truly disgusting.
 
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Now the Thots are onto Phil.


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She ain't fucking playing.

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Phil idiotically exposing himself. From "I don't see any information!" to "People are stupid and give their information, they're just dumb lol" So he DOES get your info after all that failed spinning. He'll probably try deleting this and or walk it back tonight.

Edit: Cherry picked screen cap he tried to share as "proof", sorry for not including it before
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SojiroSakura said:
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Phil idiotically exposing himself. From "I don't see any information!" to "People are stupid and give their information, they're just dumb lol" So he DOES get your info after all that failed spinning. He'll probably try deleting this and or walk it back tonight.
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I can't believe how easy it was for him to walk into that. Well played whore, well played.
 
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SojiroSakura said:
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Phil idiotically exposing himself. From "I don't see any information!" to "People are stupid and give their information, they're just dumb lol" So he DOES get your info after all that failed spinning. He'll probably try deleting this and or walk it back tonight.
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By "the first tip I just brought up today" is he referring to a specific transaction he took a screenshot of to prove it?
 
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