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[Gone Ham]

Jesus Christ, this thread is full of "alpacashwitz" jokes and stuff, but while I don't doubt that conditions aren't great, I did figure that they at least were getting sufficient calories since they have plenty of hay. Maybe I'm just displaying my utterly embarrassing ignorance regarding alpaca, but those two look seriously unhealthy. I know that healthy dogs have a visibly outlined rib cage (not that the ribs are individually visible, but that you can see the shape of the cage as a whole), but alpaca shouldn't have a belly that dips up like that, right? And their fur shouldn't be that matted right? Why are they even posting that?

They've had mass starvations. The issue is that they have an insane over crowding issue, with zero quality control. The hay that's supposed to be used as feed is on the ground being pissed and shit on. And the Alphas also just dominate the food suply

 

[A Grey Cat]

In all seriousness, if you need advice, just head over to the Mega Rad Gun Thread and ask.

Right let's not lose track of what's important here... A bunch of dickless or titty skittled up loonies larping and playing cowboy in Colorado turning a once fertile patch of land into a dessert

 

[SIGSEGV]

You guys must think I'm some kinda idiot don't you?

No, we know that you are. Also, you're fat lol.

And I did roll American... Just a new Jersey one, and I can't reroll to get Florida, Kentucky or Colorado since apparently the unhinged can own AR 15's as this thread has shown.

>claims to be American
>needs a fucking license to have a gun
lol

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

Just wave the shotgun around at them while wearing a stained wife beater and tighty whities with shit stains.

Take Yer Swing!

 

[Alpaca Autopsy Expert]

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Those alpacas look like they’re on the same hair hygiene routine as KevKev...... meaning they never get cleaned and look filthy.

 

[Taylor Swift's Ghostwrite]

1. If your animal does not have access to water it can submerge in, most ranchers will spray them down with a hose from time to time in warm enough weather particularly if you're living on the sand lot. I would imagine this is particularly true if you're planning on selling their wool.
2. That stomach is reaching starving African child commercial to get you to donate less than a dollar a day. Starving creatures, both human and non, get a little bulge in their stomach once the situation gets bad enough. You can see the alpaca's stomach has a bulge, but goes up really high behind that. I don't know much about alpacas compared to other animals but I'm fairly certain thats standard malnourished look in most creatures.

 

[A Grey Cat]

The shirts are actually cool, shame about the people wearing them.

The alpaca one could be salvaged just drop the alpaca with the anarchy A and lose the shades...eh but at that point you may as well be wearing a keenie from helluva boss shirt... Since I'm fairly certain the artist ripped her off for that alpaca design

 

[Ghostse]

Jesus Christ, this thread is full of "alpacashwitz" jokes and stuff, but while I don't doubt that conditions aren't great, I did figure that they at least were getting sufficient calories since they have plenty of hay. Maybe I'm just displaying my utterly embarrassing ignorance regarding alpaca, but those two look seriously unhealthy. I know that healthy dogs have a visibly outlined rib cage (not that the ribs are individually visible, but that you can see the shape of the cage as a whole), but alpaca shouldn't have a belly that dips up like that, right? And their fur shouldn't be that matted right? Why are they even posting that?

Alpacaschwitz is a play on words. But it was never a joke, simply a commentary on the inevitable.

 

[Surfin Terf]

Alpacaschwitz is a play on words. But it was never a joke, it simply a commentary on the inevitable.

I just thought it was either an exaggeration or premature. I don't have any doubt that every one of those alpaca will die or be removed, I just thought it would take a few more years.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Website is up

Home of the | Tenacious Unicorn Ranch

The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch is a queer safe haven dedicated creating a self sustainable future for LGBTQIA+ people

www.tenaciousunicornranch.com

They even used the Puking Lamb picture
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They have an email us link at the bottom, I wonder how many weens have sent "using this doll please point to where your father and or uncle touched you. " to thier inbox.

 

[Coccxys]

Alpaca body condition scoring.




Healthy herd


Emaciated herds (both of which resulted in the ranch being raided and the herd seized).




Yeah, the tranch sucks and its disgusting to watch (and very difficult to not become MATI).

Edit: it's amazing how many parallels there are between this and the tranch (there's even an Earl involved)

 

[Rotter]

Jesus Christ, this thread is full of "alpacashwitz" jokes and stuff, but while I don't doubt that conditions aren't great, I did figure that they at least were getting sufficient calories since they have plenty of hay. Maybe I'm just displaying my utterly embarrassing ignorance regarding alpaca, but those two look seriously unhealthy. I know that healthy dogs have a visibly outlined rib cage (not that the ribs are individually visible, but that you can see the shape of the cage as a whole), but alpaca shouldn't have a belly that dips up like that, right? And their fur shouldn't be that matted right? Why are they even posting that?

Don't know what an "alpacashwitz" joke is. My point is that the Tranch looks like Mars. Like Northern Egypt. Israel is trying to green the Negev and you can see the results from space.
Anyways. To me they look emaciated... but I'm no alpaca expert either. They deserve a long weekend in Tel Aviv with good food, blackjack, and hookers.

This, supposedly, is what a starving alpaca looks like.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.miamiherald.com/news/local/crime/article223836740.html

The ones on the Tranch haven't been sheared yet, so I guess they could be even thinner than this one.

 

[Marcus Tullius Cicero]

Very unfortunate that these alpacas have been abused by men more concerned with living out their personal fetishes than anything else. Though I have to wonder what else is wrong with them, aside from emaciation/starvation. As in the above picture it looks to have fairly red and possibly inflamed eyes.

 

[SIGSEGV]

Though I have to wonder what else is wrong with them

Two of them had their dicks chopped off and replaced with a literal gaping wound.

aside from emaciation/starvation

Oh, you meant the alpacas.

 

[AnOminous]

Troons don't deserve the honor of death by firing squad. It should be an option only avaliable to people who have "earned" it.

Given a choice of execution methods, I'd be fine with a firing squad. It would beat the horrible impersonality and institutional nature of lethal injection. I want to look at the people shooting me directly in the eyes and tell them I'll see them again in Hell.

 

[Dr. Ricearoni]

Given a choice of execution methods, I'd be fine with a firing squad. It would beat the horrible impersonality and institutional nature of lethal injection. I want to look at the people shooting me directly in the eyes and tell them I'll see them again in Hell.

If my hands weren't bound I'd blow em a kiss. That'd probably fuck em up for a few days.

 

[SIGSEGV]

Given a choice of execution methods, I'd be fine with a firing squad. It would beat the horrible impersonality and institutional nature of lethal injection. I want to look at the people shooting me directly in the eyes and tell them I'll see them again in Hell.

I want to tell them that pulling the trigger means that they're gay.

 

[AnOminous]

I want to tell them that pulling the trigger means that they're gay.

Well, they're a bunch of dudes whose job it is to dump all their loads on another dude who's tied up. How could you be more gay?

 

[atleast3letterslong]

AOC's Climate Corp preparing to storm Tran Ranch

 

[Merrick]

If my hands weren't bound I'd blow em a kiss. That'd probably fuck em up for a few days.

Someone in my family (a male) had been reported to Social Services by his shithead employer - he was, according to the employer, leaving his child alone while he worked the employer's fields. So the social worker (a male) came over to inspect the home, and this relative of mine decides to play the gay card. He bats his eyes, and calls the social worker "cute." The social worker can't get out of there quickly enough, and the case amounted to nothing.