Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Fat faggot sighting. He's sitting on the steps to enter/exit The Grand Hotel's parking garage. He's very focused on his writing but is still looking around suspiciously.
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Trainwreck said:
Fat faggot sighting. He's sitting on the steps to enter/exit The Grand Hotel's parking garage. He's very focused on his writing but is still looking around suspiciously.
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Lol of all places he could be sitting, that is like number one where he will be told to move along. Nobody wants to may 300 plus for a hotel room and see a fat faggot muttering to himself on why he doesn't get teen sex.

On a related note, has anyone here seen the classic Youtube clip from comedian Sam Hyde mocking incels? It fits Lucas to a T.

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Sam Hyde - No pussy

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Trainwreck said:
Fat faggot sighting. He's sitting on the steps to enter/exit The Grand Hotel's parking garage. He's very focused on his writing but is still looking around suspiciously.
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Congrats on a fine piece of wildlife photography. Hobo with a notebook - classic and timeless.

It's fantastic to see his commitment to recording his insanity in some format or other undimmed. You could put him in a padded cell and he'd still find some revolting de Sade-esque way of scrawling "consider the xoomer zygote" or "50 cows prior" on the walls.
 
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LightEmittingDiode said:
Yep, he did!
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Where to even begin dissecting this new wernology artifact. "I've looked into the midlife-crisis", boy if that isn't the best selling point I've ever heard. "One at a time!", Guess he expects a crowd to show up this time unlike all the other times. My favorite part by far is the "please be gorgeous", such a shameless double standard. "We must be cautious of baby health", Rotten Lettuce is out here still trying to sell his broken genes even after an expert told him they're trash. Damn, fatty came back with some instant classics.
 
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I don’t know the SSDI math as well as others here, but I’m guessing that if Lucas has bans from HOC and Cannon, then maybe his payee is starting to force him to save money on an apartment. Build on the no-go shelter list will also narrow down his eating options. Add in his new court fines. Payee could be forcing Lucas to suffer the consequences of his own behavior (oh no!). My guess is that he has to wait until he can save up for some phone money. That or he’s getting cash as usual but he’s choosing to eat at Twigs rather than pay for a phone. But with this being his 5th or 6th phone in about as many months, I’m guessing the payee has been able to restrict his spending. At least that’s how payees work in my state.
 
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WhiskerBiscuit said:
I don’t know the SSDI math as well as others here, but I’m guessing that if Lucas has bans from HOC and Cannon, then maybe his payee is starting to force him to save money on an apartment.
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I don't know how the government can do that when Lucas is banned from what appears every subsidized housing option. Lucas is just so fucked in life.
 
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I want to know about you, but we must be cautious of baby health.

Taking this quote out of context doesn't make it any less intelligible.

Unable to keep his hands on a phone to broadcast his mating call over the internet, Lucas scribbles his mating call on a piece of paper and posts it on a telephone pole.

He must desperately hope that a fecund teen will see it, read the whole thing, and then contact him for some restaurant dining and sweaty impregnation. After taping up his mating letter, he must check his phone constantly, waiting for it to produce results.

How sweet. The only way it could be any sweeter is if Lucas earnestly used the word "puss puss" in his little love ad.
 
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“In? Find me IRL babe” pretty much confirms he doesn’t have a phone still, also holy fuck he expects women to read this sign, think “you know what, I am hungry, and this YouTube comedian sounds like he’d give me an extremely healthy baby” and go look for his hobo ass on the streets. Amazing
 
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teleméres69 said:
Please tell me someone tore this down. I'm kinda surprised nobody in Spokane has fucked with Lucas by messaging him on Instagram photos/videos with the notes being destroyed
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They are almost impossible to tear down due to how much packing tape he uses on them. I bet the city workers who do have to tear them down have a big laugh over them once they get back to the break room.
 
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Just reviewed the Twigz menu and it is not a cheap place to eat. So, just the place Lucas looks for to go to. It just amazes me that a down and out ragman looks to dine alone in these high end restaurants.

There is a saying that says "poor people make poor decisions". That and "a fool and his money are soon parted" both describe Lucas.

So, he will communicate with a hot zoomer girl on the half hour of Internet time he gets at the public library and then will meet her at Twigz for some dinner, assuming he still has tardbux left? This is soooo exceptional. He is exceptional. He needs to use that money to get a phone and make his memes and videos is what he needs to do.
 
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Like everything Lucas writes his latest attraction sign is wall to wall nonsense and not really worth analyzing the “logic” of, but a few things I wanted to point out:

1. Lucas “makes Gen Z girls laugh”, this is guaranteed either a nervous laugh, laughing at him, or just a straight up audio hallucination

2. “I’ve looked into the midlife crisis”, the fuck does that mean? You’ve looked into the fucking abyss Lucas, that’s what you’ve looked into

3. The abundance of telomeres explains “this real love”. What an interesting way to describe a one sided parasocial fixation on an entire generation that doesn’t know you exist
 
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I don't understand what he means by 'you're hungry bet' that isn't coherent grammar and kind of sounds like he's going for yoda style speech or something. Seeing as he is back to doing his signs clearly something must have happened to his phone, which is weird cause its already past tugboat day so you'd think he would have another one by now

That said, I found the perfect game for lucas to buy on steam:

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Just what he needs
 
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