I'm having difficulty wrapping my around the idea of Phil, who loves to eat but knows nothing about food, being less than similarly ignorant of mixed drinks. I would expect him to fumble for an answer and blurt out whatever was the first word to come to mind, based more than likely on whatever movie he last watched with drinking in it. Or just do his patented "Uh... I don't know"
That's the thing with a narcissist like Phil who is almost becoming fully solipsistic. Anything that doesn't cater to specifically him he declares archaic, outdated, bad design etc. that shouldn't exist anymore. How many times has he bitched at a game because he's about to clock out and play some WWE Champions and there is no save point in his immediate vicinity or he has to fight a boss and the boss refuses to just let Phil win for longer than 5 minutes?
Has me wondering if he bitches about Raw or Smackdown running too long for his liking. I'm guessing he doesn't, because he actually likes wrestling, enough that it cutting into his gacha time isn't so big of a deal. Especially since he can just sit there and play Champions while wrestling is on without anyone knowing.
But when it's streaming time, he gets pissy because he doesn't want to do it begin with, and literally anything lengthening the process by so much as half a second is grounds for him throwing a temper tantrum. Especially if it's the paypigs taking so long to hit the tips goal.
i wonder when he's gonna start getting pissy at more normal music in vidya with shit like "ugh, this music is too plebian. where's the smart music for smart people?"
Never, because that would help sell the image, and Phil never thinks of things that help him look convincing.
Just look at his begging. He never thinks to say stuff like "All right, great day today, and thanks to you folks I have my utilities and phone bills covered until next month. Other bills aren't so secure right now, but that's okay, tomorrow is another day for me to earn that money, seeya then!"
I mean, how hard can that be, right? Phil loves to get specific when he's begging for the money he supposedly needs for bills, but any other time, he neglects to seal the deal by reiterating where the money is going, and he especially looks suspicious as fuck when he speaks of where it has gone after he spent it. Like when someone asked about the vest streak money last year. His response was "It. Went. To. Pay. For. Stuff."
Like, really? That's how you're going to fend off talk of you being a scammer, Phil? You asked for the money to pay for specific things, why not complete the journey and have a case to be made for your likely honesty by confirming that the money went to those specific things? You don't have to be telling the truth, even, you just say it when it matters most, and when you haven't been prodded into doing so.
I expect this is a product of his spoiled nature, lack of legit gratitude, and overall childishness. He begs because that's the only thing he knows how to do at this point, and speaks of bills because that's the only thing in his life he can use as leverage. Anything else and even the retards would be thinking twice about handing money over. And he refuses to be transparent about where his money went because 1) he can't afford to because he's lying, and 2) he resents the implication that him covering his bills has anything to do with his begging. He got that money because he's awesome. Guilt-tripping? What guilt-tripping?
No person will ever convince me that a human being like Phil, who happily wields any tiny amount of power he has like a club with the slightest provocation, does not covet the high knowing he can call out anyone who gives him money at any time.
This. It's why I'm glad Phil is too much of a pussy to wield power in any other way, because he would literally kill people with it.
