Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

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Who said anything about Maddox being virtuous? Hanging out with people you suspect but cannot prove to be diddlers isn't moral excellence, even if you do eventually turn on them and launch gayops.

As Xarpho says, the biggest hole in that possibility isn't that Maddox isn't a good enough person. It's that he's too dumb to realize hauling off and throwing out pedo accusations would end very poorly for him.
Maddox is super gay and autistic but it atleast seems like he has some form of wierd moral code. From what i remember he didnt like having adds on his website for some moral reason while Dax seemes to be what can make me more efamous and more money now is good.

I don't listen to TDS much but I do listen to WATP, so I'm not well-versed in everything, but some things. Maddox did try to get Road Rage Tampa cancelled with some "warning" sent to the venue that it was some sort of gathering of Neo-Nazis, and that was late last year.
Hang on from what i remember wasnt it speculated in the thread that it wasnt Maddox at all and Dick did it to drive ticket sales?
 
Maddox is super gay and autistic but it atleast seems like he has some form of wierd moral code. From what i remember he didnt like having adds on his website for some moral reason while Dax seemes to be what can make me more efamous and more money now is good.


Hang on from what i remember wasnt it speculated in the thread that it wasnt Maddox at all and Dick did it to drive ticket sales?
I think Maddox is a very unique example of someone who lives by some code of morality to the letter, but has that morality come from suck a crazy fucking place that no one else really knows what to make of him.
Maybe he really should have been a monk making wine on mountaintops or something.
 
Hang on from what i remember wasnt it speculated in the thread that it wasnt Maddox at all and Dick did it to drive ticket sales?
No proof was actually shown about Maddox fucking with either Road Rage: the LA event that was canceled or the Tampa one. When Maddax first started getting laughed at, his first question out into the Twitter void was if Maddox put them up to this. Dax always assumes George is trying to exact revenge.
 
No proof was actually shown about Maddox fucking with either Road Rage: the LA event that was canceled or the Tampa one. When Maddax first started getting laughed at, his first question out into the Twitter void was if Maddox put them up to this. Dax always assumes George is trying to exact revenge.
His fans ate it up without question, too. Maddox never denied it, of course, but Maddox also hasn't had anything to do with Dick in any kind of publicly visible place since the lolsuit.

I think Maddox is a very unique example of someone who lives by some code of morality to the letter, but has that morality come from suck a crazy fucking place that no one else really knows what to make of him.
Maybe he really should have been a monk making wine on mountaintops or something.
My guess is that Maddox is very stuck in web 1.0., with his whole "I never had ads on my website!!!" being a thing he proudly touts because that mattered back before you could easily block them, and even with ads, he wouldn't have made much anyway. Static banner ads never paid well, and brought so many computers to a crawl because they often ran full-fledged Flash content. So, Maddox's site guaranteed entertainment that wouldn't kill your Gateway 2000, and that meant a lot back then.
 
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These guys are gay the way guys in prison are gay. They want to get laid but are unable or unwilling to do what it takes to get a girl to touch their penis. So they just go gay because someone will fuck them. Crippled Jesus lied about a hooker giving him a blowjob and as we saw from his leaked chats was unable to flirt with an e-thot who was patient with him. So much like some guys in prison turn gay because it’s the closest option available, the C U Next Tuesday crowd turns gay or tranny to increase their odds of getting laid. If it wasn’t for being in Dax’s wack pack, Crippled Jesus would have already offed himself by now.
No one brags about being the prison prag bitch. You would keep that to yourself. It's kind of hilarious that Dick makes his persona about being a chad, using women, yet most of his regulars turn to dick. Even if it wasn't desperation, it proves that Dick's advice is terrible (not that it wasn't apparent to begin with). CJ might have gotten a woman if he didn't think he had to treat them like trash because that's how Dick says you have to. Mint would be at home with her folks instead of being the Dick show pass around. Ralph wouldn't be a deadbeat dad without Dick facilitating him and Faith's first meeting. At some point wouldn't you feel guilt about all the bad advice you've given?
 
Hang on from what i remember wasnt it speculated in the thread that it wasnt Maddox at all and Dick did it to drive ticket sales?
I just remember the email in question from WATP from which I picked up a few years ago (ironically from Dick Show, but only when I was first introduced via Kiwi Farms/the Lolsuit/etc., but I never really got into it except for long car trips, which I don't do anymore) mentioned it. WATP was originally its own thing but got sucked into the Dick Show's orbit, complete with Madcucks and Sean guest-hosting at various points.

No one brags about being the prison prag bitch. You would keep that to yourself. It's kind of hilarious that Dick makes his persona about being a chad, using women, yet most of his regulars turn to dick. Even if it wasn't desperation, it proves that Dick's advice is terrible (not that it wasn't apparent to begin with). CJ might have gotten a woman if he didn't think he had to treat them like trash because that's how Dick says you have to. Mint would be at home with her folks instead of being the Dick show pass around. Ralph wouldn't be a deadbeat dad without Dick facilitating him and Faith's first meeting. At some point wouldn't you feel guilt about all the bad advice you've given?
I could have sworn that the way the advice was done on Dick Show was either explicity or implicitly not meant to be serious relationship advice, even from him, and even the non-relationship advice was mostly for humor value. One of them in particular involved a listener who had somehow cut the tip of his penis while masturbating, requiring some rather awkward/irritating bandaging, and the "advice" was to stick a styrofoam cup in his pants (with a comparison made to "cans of tuna being stacked up"); only a retard would take advice like that seriously.

Some of the stuff he said on Biggest Problem (like pretending to be interested in a girl's sign or asking her about her relationship with her father) might've worked on floozies in greater Los Angeles, admittedly. I can believe that.
 
Dick’s advice being terrible is the joke. Most advice things on shows are basically asking permission to misbehave, so Dick just amps that up. Not a terrible bit idea, especially with Sean there to bounce off of.
But back to faggerjackery, I always hope things work out for people but the Incel-to-Gay/Troon pipeline is more real by the day. It seems like literally every guy involved in this show is somewhat moist, it’s like Scott Pilgrim at this point.
 
Dick’s advice being terrible is the joke. Most advice things on shows are basically asking permission to misbehave, so Dick just amps that up. Not a terrible bit idea, especially with Sean there to bounce off of.
But back to faggerjackery, I always hope things work out for people but the Incel-to-Gay/Troon pipeline is more real by the day. It seems like literally every guy involved in this show is somewhat moist, it’s like Scott Pilgrim at this point.
His bad advice is a joke much like his love of pedophilia is a joke.
 
His bad advice is a joke much like his love of pedophilia is a joke.
Remember that time Sam Hyde went on TV and sang the Ducktales niggers song and then at the end he winked and said it was just a joke and everyone wiped their brow and went PHEW and laughed and Adult Swim signed him on for 20 more seasons of World Peace and then celebrities worldwide started tweeting at him trying to get him to collab because everyone loved how he pretended to be an ironic racist but isn't actually racist and if you really think he's a racist you should fucking kill yourself because it is CLEARLY a joke and he is NOT ACTUALLY a racist and I will block you if you dare even suspect that he might be a racist.

Also I will block you if you dare call me, or anyone else a "𝓯𝓪𝓰𝓰𝓸𝓽" because homophobia is not funny no matter what the context.
 
Can only really half blame that on Dick, he'd probably have ended up knocking some other impressionable chick or Digi's ex girlfriend.
The only way he'd knock up Pantsu Party is if he invented a new roleplay persona where he pretends to be an impressionable shota and it's his first time.
 
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I mean why else would he boot a beautiful fitness model to the curb but keep his hideous girlfriend that also happens to be an elementary school teacher
To be fair, it could just be he prefers someone without options, with a track record of taking a remarkable amount of shit.

It says a lot about a man who wants a weak woman, but that's still better than being a diddler.
 
Remember that time Sam Hyde went on TV and sang the Ducktales niggers song and then at the end he winked and said it was just a joke and everyone wiped their brow and went PHEW and laughed and Adult Swim signed him on for 20 more seasons of World Peace and then celebrities worldwide started tweeting at him trying to get him to collab because everyone loved how he pretended to be an ironic racist but isn't actually racist and if you really think he's a racist you should fucking kill yourself because it is CLEARLY a joke and he is NOT ACTUALLY a racist and I will block you if you dare even suspect that he might be a racist.

Also I will block you if you dare call me, or anyone else a "𝓯𝓪𝓰𝓰𝓸𝓽" because homophobia is not funny no matter what the context.
This is the thing. There are absolutely limits to the "it's a joke" defense. When it's incessantly the same joke and it becomes possible to predict your actual opinions from the type of humor you enjoy we can safely say you're not joking.
Cuz if it's the same joke you're not creative enough to be sharing anything that isn't just your opinion.
Comedy is about challenging ideas and shocking people out of their comfort zone... but also don't take me too seriously UwU
 
This is the thing. There are absolutely limits to the "it's a joke" defense. When it's incessantly the same joke and it becomes possible to predict your actual opinions from the type of humor you enjoy we can safely say you're not joking.
Cuz if it's the same joke you're not creative enough to be sharing anything that isn't just your opinion.
Comedy is about challenging ideas and shocking people out of their comfort zone... but also don't take me too seriously UwU
Yeah, and when it's incessantly the same joke, you're also not evolving it. Mrgirl's not really doing anything funny or seemingly evolving it, he just kinda does these things that feel like straight-out confessions than jokes. Like, if you were gonna be a pedophile in the vein of Borat, wouldn't you at least try to make more of a character out of yourself? Maybe try to go on shows like Ben Shapiro and try to slickly get him to agree that the Cuties girls were hot?

But instead, he's going onto a podcast to discuss with a guy that already agrees with him that it's totally just a joke and people who don't get it are retards? That feels more like he and Dax are trying to peer pressure their audience into accepting pedophiles as totally okay instead of sus as fuck. Even Dax made an exaggerated character out of Dick Masterson for Dr. Phil: shaving his head, growing out a moustache, putting on a pompous attitude, never taking off his aviators, and staying in character for several days at a time. And, surprise surprise, we come to find out that Dick is just Dax unrestricted, as are so many comedy characters people put on.

But pushing Mrgirl so hard when the guy doesn't even put in any effort, not even so much as growing a pedostache, it's really got that same kinda vibe when a gross dude puts on a pink wig and insists that everyone now refer to him like he's a beautiful woman, or else you'll be banned and labeled a transphobe/homophobe/all the phobes for all eternity.

There's not a joke being written here. Just a couple of guys who openly wanna cram their cocks into children and screech like banshees if anyone dares point out the obvious.
 
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