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This can't just be a coincidence...

  1. Mocking the infamous 120k/yr "grocery bill"
  2. First thing on the grocery list happens to be pasta.
  3. Mocking his retards always asking "Phil, what's for dinner tonight?"
  4. For more Tips visit...


Either we're way too fucking into dsp's fucked up world... or midfirst are level 99 trolls.
 
Sure, he makes more than 90% of the country, I never said otherwise. Also $4000 x 4 = $16000, not $7000.
First. You keep trying to change month to week in this conversation.

Second. You're calculating monthly income incorrectly. You need to either multiply weekly income by 4.33 or Weekly Income x 52 and divide that number by 12.
 
9/10 people in a country of billions would still be plenty of people. Also on a forum with hundreds of users that 9/10 still makes it 10% of the group.

Again though, not sure why this became me saying "a lot of people earn more than him" when the statement I was refuting was "he made more than EVERYONE on this forum".

I get it, people think DSP makes a lot of money. He doesn't though and you'd see that if you just compare him to some of the bigger names in his field who pull in that $7000 a week without having some emergency to beg for it (and if they do have an emergency? SHIT! Get ready to see some big numbers, 5-6 digits). And I'm not even comparing him to other streamers, I'm comparing him to 39-year-olds who have careers and investments.

$7000 is a lot of money, yes, but not that much for a 10-year-long streamer who was once "white hot" on youtube.
Let's just simplify it to something we can all agree with: Phil makes obscenely too much money for his level of effort. He's banking money that you'd expect to make after a decade or more worth of years' experience in a fairly lucrative career at the age of a 40 year old, yes. But he's banking this money working less than a goddamn typical part-time job, at an entry-level competence.

This faggot is making as much money as a seasoned professional in your standard "office" kind of company but he's lazier and more retarded than teenagers that flip burgers. Ergo, Phil is making too much fucking money, given the situation.
 
First. You keep trying to change month to week in this conversation.

Second. You're calculating monthly income incorrectly. You need to either multiply weekly income by 4.33 or Weekly Income x 52 and divide that number by 12.
Well DSP didn't make $16000 in a month, he made $7000 in a few weeks off of a begging emergency.

There's a difference between regularly earning money and cashing on on a crisis. DSP didn't make $7000 a week even at the height of the vest streak (averaging around $4800+). I feel like you people are twisting this to be a norm when it's not. He won't make $16000 this month and if he does then I'll donate $16000 to charity.
 
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You mean to tell me “street smart” Phil is afraid to go into Seattle? What a pussy. It’s a city, it’s going to have crime. It’s not hard to stay out of trouble if you’re at least a little bit aware of your surroundings. I live ten minutes from a major city that has had it’s problems with crime, but go there constantly and never feel unsafe. There is so much amazing food and things to experience in cities, yes especially in the “sketchy” areas.

Why even live so close and never spend time there? His corny ass tourist traps he probably visits are fine. What a dumb excuse to be a shut in.
Seattle is also one of the tamest cities in the US. Imagine how fucking confused and lost if he went to NYC or LA, with all the bombast and noise. WAIT I GOT AN IDEA PHIL GO TO LAS VEGAS, TAKE YOUR WIFE, IT'LL BE A FUN HONEYMOON
 
Sure, he makes more than 90% of the country, I never said otherwise. Also $4000 x 4 = $16000, not $7000.
what the fuck are you talking about? he made 7400$ in 14 days just in tips. he doesnt stream every day so lets say 13500$ a months from tips, ~1500$ from youtube and 500$ from patreon. thats 15500$ a month. the average income of full time streamer who treats it like a job is 4000$, 1/4 of what the pigroach makes.
 
Oh it's definitely against the rules.
Mentioning DSP when you're asking questions like these is autistic. Please don't try to drag level one CS reps into getting vendors to eyeball Phil on the sly; it's retarded, they're not paid enough or to do shit like that and none of them care nor should they. Just ask for the info in a hypothetical fashion and don't drop his name.
 
@TheKatIsNowGone the only way any of us are going to believe your flex is if you tip Phil at least 2000 dollars next stream.
I mean I'd need to drop at least a half-mil just to really own the haters though. OIC and Swagginz would have to commit seppuku.

what the fuck are you talking about? he made 7400$ in 14 days just in tips. he doesnt stream every day so lets say 13500$ a months from tips, ~1500$ from youtube and 500$ from patreon. thats 15500$ a month. the average income of full time streamer who treats it like a job is 4000$, 1/4 of what the pigroach makes.
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There's a difference between regularly earning money and cashing on on a crisis. DSP didn't make $7000 a week even at the height of the vest streak (averaging around $4800+). I feel like you people are twisting this to be a norm when it's not. He won't make $16000 this month and if he does then I'll donate $16000 to charity.
 
Out of my own interest I rang PayPal to ask about using a fake name for payments - the lady laughed at me ,

*laughs* '' yes sir that's against the rules , don't do that ''

now pay pal thinks I am a retard .........
Next time just tell them you’re a fan of Phil’s and want to tip him. You’ll get the same response and she won’t think you’re....oh wait never mind it’ll just be the same response
 
Seattle is also one of the tamest cities in the US. Imagine how fucking confused and lost if he went to NYC or LA, with all the bombast and noise. WAIT I GOT AN IDEA PHIL GO TO LAS VEGAS, TAKE YOUR WIFE, IT'LL BE A FUN HONEYMOON
God, no. Vegas is dumb enough without Phil and his steed being here. We get by just fine without the massive snorting from Fremont Street (he's too lazy to waddle the strip, he'd likely walk from the four queens to the nugget and back and call it good).
 
I'm not going to powerlevel here but let's just say at DSP's age $7000 in a week or so isn't that much.
For a guy who lives in a shitty country fucked by covid 19, living in survival mode for at least 5 months and will probably need to take a loan from the bank just to get by, read this shit really rustled my jimmies...
 
No matter how much money he "earns", his fatal mistake has always been to fail to invest it or save anything for retirement. You can make a million dollars a year and still be cash-poor with no liquidity if you're a fucking idiot. No amount of money can fix stupid, and DSP's personality and inability to learn anything completely screwed him when he was making consistently good money.
 
This can't just be a coincidence...

  1. Mocking the infamous 120k/yr "grocery bill"
  2. First thing on the grocery list happens to be pasta.
  3. Mocking his retards always asking "Phil, what's for dinner tonight?"
  4. For more Tips visit...


Either we're way too fucking into dsp's fucked up world... or midfirst are level 99 trolls.
My personal take is that this is simply a phenomenon called apophenia. Apophenia is the human tendency to correlate, find meaning, and find patterns between unrelated or random objects, data, events, or pretty much anything. Scientists that have studied apophenia have pretty much deemed it to be an error in cognition. Either your brain is making a connection that isn't real, a false positive, or your brain is rejecting a connection that is real, a false negative.

Now, banks advertising groceries or grocery related things isn't exactly uncommon (see below). You can make some of the same correlations that you're making here with BoA. They're from an account that has the word 'tips' both in its @ and username, they're talking about grocery shopping, there's eggs in the background to reference Tevin, and are they purposely using a family to mock DSP's own "family?" If we put our minds to it there's no doubt that we can make connections to this grocery ad and to DSP because our brains use patterns to make connections and add meaning whether it's there or not. With that in mind, I think there is no connection and if you think so you're most likely reading too much into it with the evidence I've stated above. It's still funny as fuck though ngl
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