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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
How hard is it to butcher a sheep? I know nothing about it but it feels like it would be a bit too intensive for anyone on the tranch.
A bit late, but where I come from at least a butcher will break down a carcass sent to them by a farmer. In some remote areas a butcher will even go to the farm and kill, hang and butcher a beast from start to finish, right then and there, and even have miniature cranes to hang the carcass and everything.
 
What do those mushrooms mean in a name?
He hunts mushrooms. He tweets about it a lot.
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A bit late, but where I come from at least a butcher will break down a carcass sent to them by a farmer. In some remote areas a butcher will even go to the farm and kill, hang and butcher a beast from start to finish, right then and there, and even have miniature cranes to hang the carcass and everything.
Even sending a carcass to a local butcher would be to much work for the tranch. There's no way that they did that. Especially not without tweeting about it, as twitter addicted as they are there's no way they'd not say anything before they slaughtered any animal.

I'm willing to bet that meat came from the local supermarket and they're just pretending it's from the tranch.
 
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“I feel saddened that anyone, I don’t care — race, color, creed, religion, lifestyle — I don’t care, would live in Custer County and feel that they are in jeopardy,” said Custer County Sheriff Shannon Byerly.
Yet, Byerly said he does think the unicorns have made disparaging comments about county residents in some of the recent articles about the ranch.

“In my mind, that doesn’t sound like you’re wanting to be part of something or be inclusive,” Byerly said of the ranchers. “I don’t think they did themselves any favors by taking that approach.”
The locals don't like that the Tranchers talk shit about them behind their back, who would have thought.
 
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There’s a six-foot fence going up around the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch in Custer County. The people who live there say they need it. They say they’ve been the target of harassment since they relocated the trans-friendly ranch there in 2020.

Soon, likely within the next month, the perimeter fence will add security to the ranch, one that also has newly installed security cameras. There’s a tension here around the ranch, so much so that co-owner Penny Logue and fellow owner Bonnie Nelson, both transgender women, carry sidearm pistols at all times. One wall of the communal geodesic dome ranch house is stocked with various assault weapons.

“There’s some degree where we want that [militaristic] perspective,” Nelson said. “All we want is to be left alone.”

The 40-acre property, apart from its status as a working sheep and alpaca ranch, also serves as “a trans and queer haven” southeast of the small mountain town of Westcliffe. Nine people live on the site currently, less than half of the planned occupancy long-term. Logue and Nelson hope to build a sustainable and scalable business not only through selling their agricultural products; they also want to one day establish properties in multiple rural places where trans people can feel safe, welcome and isolated from the discrimination they face in the traditional, cisgendered world.

[Picture: "Tenacious Unicorn Ranch co-owner Penny Logue prepares dinner for her housemates on April 27, 2021."]

The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch has been the source of a cultural flashpoint since relocating to deep red Custer County last year. A number of articles from regional and national news outlets have detailed allegations of the ranchers facing severe online threats, multiple instances of local harassment and even armed trespassing on the property itself. Logue said she believes much of the local antagonism comes from conservative militia groups in the county, who she said have threatened the ranchers at Tenacious.

“Look, we get made fun of all the time,” Logue said. “That's not even interesting to us. It's when you come onto my property with firearms, after threatening to burn my house down, that’s different.”

Yet some, including readers of the unabashedly conservative Sangre de Cristo Sentinel, say the ranch is exaggerating their claims of persecution in order to bring in large amounts of cash through online fundraising efforts.

“Long before the Tenacious Unicorns came to this valley there were hard-working ranchers living humbly and quietly asking nothing from others," said a letter to the editor published in the paper under the name Lisa Frank, Rural Custer County, CO. The letter was also dismissive of concerns from the ranchers that they have been harassed.

[Picture: "Various assault weapons and flags adorn the wall leading up to the ranch house’s second floor on April 27, 2021."]

Transgender people across the nation regularly experience harassment. A national survey from 2011 of transgender people found 53 percent of respondents reported being verbally harassed or disrespected in a place of public accommodation. And 90 percent of those surveyed reported experiencing harassment or discrimination on the job. Some of them also hid who they were in order to avoid such discrimination or harassment.

In Custer County, others, including county officials, say they just want the residents of their communities to get along, no matter what their background is.

“I feel saddened that anyone, I don’t care — race, color, creed, religion, lifestyle — I don’t care, would live in Custer County and feel that they are in jeopardy,” said Custer County Sheriff Shannon Byerly.

Yet, Byerly said he does think the unicorns have made disparaging comments about county residents in some of the recent articles about the ranch.

[Picture: "Tenacious Unicorn Ranch owners Bonnie Nelson and Penny Logue discuss heightened security measures on their property with ranch member J Stanley on April 28, 2021."]

“In my mind, that doesn’t sound like you’re wanting to be part of something or be inclusive,” Byerly said of the ranchers. “I don’t think they did themselves any favors by taking that approach.”

Byerly added that building the high fence around their property only adds to that perception.

Logue countered that the unicorns have engaged in a number of community-focused projects in Westcliffe, from local recycling efforts to providing local handy work to starting a community garden. The Unicorns have tried to show their affection for the people of Custer County, she said, it’s just that a small group of people make life difficult for the county’s LGBTQ residents.

[Picture: "Alpacas lounge at the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch as weather rolls in over the Sangre de Cristo Mountains on April 27, 2021."]

“This county is stuffed full of downright amazing people, and that has nothing to do with politics. We have a lot of friends who are conservatives, but we don’t have any friends that are Nazis,” Logue said.

As for the assertion that their harassment claims are a fundraising ploy, Logue called it a “straw man argument.”

“That’s classic abuser speak is to be like, ‘Oh, well, the problem is not the abuse, but it’s that they went public with the abuse,’” Logue said. She said the recent fundraising efforts have paid for their security upgrades and farming implements like their new tractor.

She said the ranch’s goods and services have always brought in more income for the organization than their fundraising. Logue said she thinks it’s entirely appropriate to ask for online support to upgrade their facilities so members there feel more secure.

She said it’s the unicorns right to shut their front gate and leave the world behind, just like anyone else.

Another saccharine piece portraying the tranch as a magical wasteland victimized by the surrounding sensible people who torture them. And the uncredited Earl, I guess.

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"'This county is stuffed full of downright amazing people, and that has nothing to do with politics. We have a lot of friends who are conservatives, but we don’t have any friends that are Nazis,' Logue said."

I don't think the Nazi comment deserves acknowledging. But I'm curious who the "conservative friends" are given a majority of the tranch have expressed fear, disgust, or even violent thoughts towards conservatives on their Twitter pages.

"As for the assertion that their harassment claims are a fundraising ploy, Logue called it a 'straw man argument.'"

That is 100% not a strawman argument. That's not a fallacy in any possible sense, that's a suspicion. And a pretty justified one at that, given the tranch has still yet to provide any evidence of their harassment. But what do I know? I'm the same person who thinks their claim vandals came and inflated their tires for them is them blaming an invisible el chupacabra because they made a simple mistake.
 
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God this entire article is a great little font of knowledge.

Nine people live on the site currently, less than half of the planned occupancy long-term.
They're not even talking about the Earthship. They're planning to fit 18+ folks on the Tranch? That septic system is going to explode into a shit geyser to put the alpaca's to shame.

“I feel saddened that anyone, I don’t care — race, color, creed, religion, lifestyle — I don’t care, would live in Custer County and feel that they are in jeopardy,” said Custer County Sheriff Shannon Byerly.

Yet, Byerly said he does think the unicorns have made disparaging comments about county residents in some of the recent articles about the ranch.

“In my mind, that doesn’t sound like you’re wanting to be part of something or be inclusive,” Byerly said of the ranchers. “I don’t think they did themselves any favors by taking that approach.”

Byerly added that building the high fence around their property only adds to that perception.
It turns out that Rural folks aren't gonna just take shit from a bunch of trans people for fear of backlash? Who woulda thunk it.

She said the ranch’s goods and services have always brought in more income for the organization than their fundraising. Logue said she thinks it’s entirely appropriate to ask for online support to upgrade their facilities so members there feel more secure.
This is the real reason I decided to write this post. More money from goods and services? Are you having a fucking giggle? You really expect me to believe that the grimy ass etsy yarn they've been selling has exceeded 100k? Not a chance in hell, no way. Not with the unsold skeins they have stacked up all over the place.

She said it’s the unicorns right to shut their front gate and leave the world behind, just like anyone else.
Then get off twitter and stop begging to the internet about every little thing, get in the world or get out. Shit or get off the pot.

Edit: For some spacing, readabilities sake.
 
It's funny that Penny works out on the ranch all the livelong day and still has to come home and cook dinner because Kevin won't get of his amhole to contribute to the household. Doesn't cook, doesn't clean, doesn't do any stereotypical female activities—just consooms.

Would you eat anything cooked by a man wearing a shit-filled nappy?


That photo just about sums up the Tranch. A line of half-assed fenceposts falling down in different directions, snaking across a Verdun like landscape, separating one patch of mud from another.

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They're not even at the edge of their property, so I don't know what they're defending themselves against. The forthcoming troon civil war? The pleb uprising? Are they already getting ready to concede half their land?

edit - I only just noticed in the blown up photo, but that jackhammer he's using to tamp in the poles is electric powered. See the cable at the bottom of the picture. So every time they want to use it they have to unplug Kevin, cart their last working generator out in to the field, start it up and then plug in. Did they expect to find power sockets dotted handily around outside when they bought it, or are they just totally gormless. That's a rhetorical question of course.
 
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They're not even at the edge of their property, so I don't know what they're defending themselves against. The forthcoming troon civil war? The pleb uprising? Are they already getting ready to concede half their land?
They're probably going to fence in an area around the dome and have that as their little compound. They're too cheap to fence off everything.
 
But I'm curious who the "conservative friends" are given a majority of the tranch have expressed fear, disgust, or even violent thoughts towards conservatives on their Twitter pages
Like the "completely passing trans friends who have no mental problems or regrets from bottom surgery" that we occasionally hear about in the Kevin Gibes thread, I don't think they exist.
Remember when the wokies had conniption fits cause Trump wouldn't release his rax returns? Surely Penny can release the Tranch's tax returns.
 
Herd animals tend to bully the weaklings. It is so there is a nice outlier for predators to pick off, and they won't have wasted resources like they would have if a predator killed a random healthy animal. To mitigate this herds should have large feeding area, and/or separate pens based on health and age.

All this requires proper infrastructure, and appropriate stocking. Both of which the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch lacks.
 
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Going through their twitter accounts makes me wonder what the fuck happened to leftists, America, and lefists in America. Were we always this retarded? That can't be it, because we've had people like Cesar Chavez, Woodie Guthrie, Upton Sinclair etc. So how did we go from Malcom X to these twitter grifters e-begging. What happened??? Is it social media? (((Them)))? SJWs? Breadtube? Lack of religion? One of those socialist gun clubs ran out of money because they were helping the tranch. How do they expect to get anything thing done if all they do is complain, look at porn, and alienate people. This is beyond mind boggling. I just can't wrap my head around how this even is a thing.

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