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My personal take is that this is simply a phenomenon called apophenia. Apophenia is the human tendency to correlate, find meaning, and find patterns between unrelated or random objects, data, events, or pretty much anything. Scientists that have studied apophenia have pretty much deemed it to be an error in cognition. Either your brain is making a connection that isn't real, a false positive, or your brain is rejecting a connection that is real, a false negative.

Now, banks advertising groceries or grocery related things isn't exactly uncommon (see below). You can make some of the same correlations that you're making here with BoA. They're from an account that has the word 'tips' both in its @ and username, they're talking about grocery shopping, there's eggs in the background to reference Tevin, and are they purposely using a family to mock DSP's own "family?" If we put our minds to it there's no doubt that we can make connections to this grocery ad and to DSP because our brains use patterns to make connections and add meaning whether it's there or not. With that in mind, I think there is no connection and if you think so you're most likely reading too much into it with the evidence I've stated above. It's still funny as fuck though ngl
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I agree with you... but I want to believe, damn it!

But as an aside, I would bet midfirst, or at least the person who runs the twitter, is now casually aware of who this guy "Phil Burnell" is, lol. I mean, how could they have not taken the time to look into why this ghoulish man is being referenced in all of their posts.

Even Scopely caught on and started banning every mention of Phil after their account was being plastered with pics of him jerking it. Shit like that just makes me laugh...
 
But is begging even against Twitch TOS? From what I've read, it's only a problem when streamers go to other streamer's chats and ask for subs/tips (for themselves).
To go just a bit deeper into this: You can do whatever you want on Twitch. You can sling softcore porn to teenagers. Sometimes hardcore porn. The only adult check is a button asking you "Are you an adult?" so undeniably Amouranth's chat is filled up with lil' coomers. She'll tell you it isn't if you ask. But...

You can run a literal "I'm on a wheelchair, plz halp" scam. As long as you don't get caught red handed, and I'm talking RED HANDED, like you literally stood up and started doing jumping jacks on stream because you forgot to turn off the camera, Twitch doesn't give much of a fuck. Specially if you bring in profits. They're like any other megacorp subsidiary: If the shareholders are happy and you help their bottomline, they will see no reason to cut you loose. They kept DSP for years, and few dudes on the internet have ever had a healthier hatedom.

Even if you're caught red handed, if you're willing to tank it out like Phil has always done, they'll usually keep you. They like to play fast and loose with how every Twitch streamer is legally just a contractor and Twitch itself isn't responsible for anything but giving a platform. Much like how Jersh can't be blamed for an individual poster's retardation.

Except Twitch directs a teen audience directly to Phil's channel because he's big enough to be a frontpage guy on almost any game he plays, sometimes straight up Twitch frontpage, and since he doesn't tag himself as an Adults Only channel, you could infer Twitch approves of Phil begging to troubled teenagers.

It's like that really old psychological profiling question: King forbids princess to see lover. Lover hatches a plan to elope with the princess. Princess is in the middle of executing plan and gets gored by a rampaging bull who was just chillin' there. The bull gets sacrificed. Who was really to blame for all this? And sort them out by most to least guilty.
 
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Maybe Shirtless Mofo got caught from "millionaire" daddy for dumping $100s into DSP?
 

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No matter how much money Phil makes, and for all the claims of him being "invincible", you can always count on him to have a hilarious panic attack at the first inkling of trouble.
Yeah, except these days the trouble is real for once, which is why I predict his doom. As I've said before, Phil obviously felt a lot more comfortable once, and it's now very obvious why: his Twitch checks. They were his stable, reliable safety net. That's why he didn't like acknowledging how much they helped, and acted like tips were the only money that did help. It was because he could count on them, and didn't want to draw attention to how secure he truly felt thanks to having them twice a month, every month, for roughly the same amount each time.

Phil is sweating lately because now his tips aren't extra money anymore, he has no choice but to set some of it aside to pay for actual bills. Not only does this piss him off, but it worries him because he knows damn good and well how shit he is at pulling that off. What's more is that even he isn't dumb enough to think that his raking in tips is something permanent. His DESIRE for that level of tip earning isn't going away, ever, but does he truly rely on it? I don't think so. Not like he used to rely on his Twitch checks.

Phil's nature makes it impossible for this situation to sustain his current lifestyle for the rest of his days, and he knows it. If it lasts long enough, he'll forget, and get complacent, for sure, but it hasn't been long enough yet. Not even for him. Will it get that far? I'm thinking... maybe. As long as he doesn't keep losing retards like ShirtlessMofo.
You can run a literal "I'm on a wheelchair, plz halp" scam. As long as you don't get caught red handed, and I'm talking RED HANDED, like you literally stood up and starting doing jumping jacks on stream because you forgot to turn off the camera
Don't remember his name, but aside from the jumping jacks part, there was a guy who did that. Disappeared from the internet after he accidentally exposed himself as a fraud, which means that he actually managed to have more shame than Phil.
Maybe Shirtless Mofo got caught from "millionaire" daddy for dumping $100s into DSP?
The "years" part is very telling. I don't think he's coming back. At all.
 
How do you type this unironically
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Timboslicegb has hit his peak by modding for Phil. This is the closest he will ever get to having any semblance of validation, regardless of how small and inconsequential he is to DSP as a whole.

So, he rolls in with what little precieved power he mistakenly thinks he has, and draws attention to himself because it's necessary for his ego. After all, DSP doesn't care one way or the other,

Eventually Timbo will leave or overstep his bounds and he can start this inane process all over again.
 
I wouldn't say that. I'm not going to powerlevel here but let's just say at DSP's age $7000 in a week or so isn't that much. It sounds like a lot if you're poor or young without any investments or career, but it's really not.
Lol no. Even a STEM professional would need roughly a month on average to bring home seven grand. Making that much in a week is nothing to sneeze at. Especially when said job is not a soul-crushingly busy white collar industry job. Phil straight up wouldn’t even get past training at such a job.
 
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